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Tumblr post from user puppygirldick reading: with a glory hole you’re having a threesome with the house
Alice from the Disney movie but with wolf ears, a tail, and whiskers with a big guitar emoji
A speech bubble coming from Harley Quinn saying ‘DEUS EX’ and then two blue tits tail to tail so they look like a bra [gotham city sirens unfit for orbit #5]
“The goal is to generate enough Omega Energy to rival Darkseid and crown a new King Omega, a celestial being towards whom the universe bends.”
A rectangular black leather bag with a handle from re: designed project
Crying princess cat
A review by you! Swordheart by T. Kingfisher 4.5 Thank you netgalley for this arc! Within the first page I was like oh yeah this is the funniest book ever written, just a clown car full of personality! I had so much fun hoo-hooing and hee-heeing! However I really should have read clockwork boys first and that’s on me I just skipped through the specifics where possible! OOPS! MY BAD! There’s this reddit story (bear with me) where this sweet lady talks about how she asks loads of silly questions all the time and she overheard her in-laws all being super mean about it and her husband didn’t even try to defend her. This book is for HER I was thinking about her the entire time I hope she meets a man who’s down this bad for her.
Catwoman 56 with the Rian Gonzales cover
Metal from Heaven by August Clarke 5.0 Firstly I think everyone I know should read this secondly WOWWEEEE you don’t get to read a book like this that often! CRAZY! SO good weird book soooo good loved it
TITO CAAAAAAPPPPPSSSSS 🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰✨✨✨✨ donottradescottdonottradescottdonottradescottdonot What the fuck does Josh Norris have to do with all this send him back to Ottawa Mikko to Dallas is kind of sexy actually THE LEAFS?!?!?!? NO AND BRANDON TANEV ALSO NO FUCK OFF Sorry TORONTO NOOOO Ok Nikita Grebenkin seems cute but that’s not the point Good for you Mikko Seeing many names that I know well enough to say they’re nhl players and nothing else Ok two little Russian babies that Torts will hate is nice but did they have to take my Scott Laughton away Brad to Florida is reeeeallly funny I hope they do/did it EJ BACK TO COLORADO I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES FOR REAL IS THIS A JOKE IS ELLIOTTE JOKING YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY GOD
Absolute Wonder Woman issue 5, black canary best of the best issue 4, and justice league unlimited issue 4 all resting on a dark blue cushion
Green lantern corp 1 52 #32 Taskmaster (2020) 1-5 Deadpool (2024-) 1-8 Avengers academy 32-34 Blue beetle graduation day 1-6 Wonder Woman 18 Absolute batman 5 Absolute Wonder Woman 3-4 New gods 3 The question all along the watchtower 4 House of x 1-2 Powers of x 1
Letterboxd review of x-men (2000), 5 stars reading: Obsessed with how no one will build indoor bridges in this movie, like the temporary moving platforms ARE immensely cunty but what about when normal people need to walk around? Like Magneto babe you cannot be escorting your minions around constantly you have schemes just put a normal walk way in. And same with the plastic prison like I’m sorry but I’d be shitting bricks bringing Magneto breakfast in his Pyrex cage without having to walk through an extending clingfilm hamster tube.
A review by you! Fan Service by Rosie Danan 5.0 Thank you netgalley for this arc. This was such a joy to read, an absolute hoot from the get go! This book is written with so much love and affection for fandom and tackles the stickier areas that come with fandom and celebrity really nicely. There’s so much love in here for the types of shows that obviously inspired TAF and the fandoms that sprung from it, it was really lovely to see some nods to real life fanfiction that were so subtle and well enmeshed! This was just a gorgeous bit of work all the way down, incredibly fun to read and also: boner.
Harley Quinn in paradise 11, 12, 13 A boy named rose Avengers academy 31 52 #31 Absolute Wonder Woman 1 & 2 Birds of prey 1-6 & 7 Lex and the city Black canary botb 3 Batgirl 4 Wonder Woman 17 JLU 3
A review by you! Idolfire by Grace Curtis 5.0 Thank you netgalley for this arc. I think this might be my perfect book everything about it feels so perfect for what I want! I love a quest, I love an interesting magic, I love a bit of intrigue, I love love!!!! What a book! One of the greatest quest books of all time??? An absolute banger a million stars a million hearts
Bullet journal page listing the following comic series and their currently announced issue numbers Atom project The question all along the watchtower Challengers of the unknown Superman Green lantern Titans Aquaman Justice league unlimited Black lighting The flags
WhatsApp message sent my me that just says: good book innit
Chart listing all Wednesdays from today until June 25th on the x axis and all my comics orders on the y axis, filled out with the issue number for each comic on the correct date labelled variant covers
Emails from the rec center, Hank and John, and Aftermath
Storygraph calendar for January, every book is 5 stars
Bullet journal page with every other entry highlighted in blue 52 #30 18/01 The guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all vol 1 20/01 Harley Quinn in paradise #9 & #10 21/01 The new gods #1 & #2 22/01 Marvel infinity avengers academy #30 23/01 The guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all vol 2 chapters 38-67 23/01 WFA #149-151 24/01 Ultimates #1-5 25/01 The guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all 67-83 25/01 Nightwing #89-102 28/01 WFA #152 30/01
Paperback copy of a boy called rose
Hardcover of Daughter of Chaos by AS Webb with a leafy orangey sprayed edge
Comics read list with every other item highlighted in green JLU 2 Black canary best of the best 1 & 2 Wonder Woman 14 Lobo cancellation special Superboy man of tomorrow 1-2 Nightwing 87-89 All new wolverine 1-5 Avengers academy infinity 1-29 Nothing but my Nightwing 2-8 Challengers if the unknown 1 Batgirl 3 Catwoman lonely city 1-2, 3-4 When I arrived at the castle The atom project 1 Question all along the watchtower 3 Nothing butt Nightwing 9 Absolute superman 2
A copy of Court of Wanderers by Ron Chupeco on top of a copy of When I Arrived At The Castle by Emily Carroll
Mirror selfie in a baby pink room, I’m wearing a black fur coat and black T-shirt, I’m white with pink hair that’s dyed grey on the top layer and blue under the fringe, I’m wearing pink jellyfish earrings with beaded tentacles and several thick necklaces
A review by you! Our Infinite Fates by Laura Steven 5.0 BLUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! It’s actually crazy how good this is, borderline uncool of it to be this good actually. I almost feel like I can’t say anything because I want everyone to go in knowing as little as I did!!!! It’s love all the way down it’s immense it got me where I live!!! It’s so special!!! I love both of them, I love all the side characters!!! My heart flopped out of my chest and I am presenting it to you on a silver platter on top of this book
Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe Again
Arc copy of Our Infinite Fates by Laura Steven, a red ribbon runs up from the centre bottom bursting into pink, lots of shiny gold stars. Text reads: they’ve lived each other in a thousand lifetimes they’ve killed each other in every one
A copy of supergirl woman of tomorrow deluxe edition and a print signed by Tom King, Bilquis Evely, and Matheus Lopes on top of my incomplete jigsaw
Storygraph review for Odd Spirits by S.T. Gibson Five stars The best thing about a prequel is reading and going heehee! Hoo hoo! And this had that in spades
Five year plan! 2022-2024 fuck it - we ball 2025 fully develop brain 2026 - if still insane, kill self if normal, start podcast
The Outcast Mage by Annabel Campbell 5.0 Thank you to netgalley for this arc EPIIIIIIIC!!! This is huge this is amazing this series is going to be everything!!!! The characters! The political drama! The world and magic!!!!! I was there I was living in it!!!! Such good solid fantasy I actually need the next one immediately or something horrible might happen to me!!! I spent so much of the time I was reading going no…. this can’t be…. no way…. BRO…. and variations on those themes! YOU’VE GOTTA GET IN THERE
Rezzies ‘25 Go to at 3 exhibitions at Henry Moore (?/3) * 100 books * Go on the Christmas ferris wheel * Try dragon fruit * Watch all the live action transformers movies * Get worse/lean in * Think about the mummy more
Brat and it’s the same but there’s three more songs so it’s not The mirror starts moving without me Challengers Trap When among crows The gods below The sunshine court Gastronauts The gentlemen Ludwig My lady Jane Gotham city sirens (2024) Poison ivy (2022-) Supergirl: woman of tomorrow A short hike Thank goodness you’re here 52 pickup Burnt cookbook party Weird medieval guys Smosh Jenny Nicholson’s Star Wars hotel video Strangeaeon’s dashcon video The rec center The muppet joker
Storygraph cover collage that’s unfortunately entirely too many books to list but you can trust that they’re all excellent and I have perfect taste
Cartoonish drawing on a black background of me as a little circlehead with a fringe lightly wailing with rivers of tears under each eye and a little pink nose
Texts I’ve sent: Normally for an arc I try to do full sentences but I think this one deserves me motorboating its review page I’m not even half way through and not much has happened but the characters are great the world building is great I like the way it’s written GOOD BOOK (the outcast mage by Annabel Campbell, coming out late Jan)
Blurry cat is screaming in a big way surrounded by all the variations of the pink heart emoji in a vortex
Wonder Woman issue #15 in a shiny sleeve
From Izzy: watching Dean try to interact with anyone even close to their age is like watching a dog try to speak English. Absolutely no good with anyone under the age of 45 From me: his eyelashes waft warm air towards his face From me: Every time Jeffrey Dean Morgan is on screen he’s wearing the worst fitting coat imaginable. It’s so wide it’s so long and then if he’s not wearing it and there’s like a side angle he’s still wearing like 14 big jumpers and I just think if he took his clothes off, it would look like when an owl gets wet From me: Bet no one ever voice to text that From Izzy: We’re doing truly remarkable commentary out here From me: No one’s doing it like us
My top podcasts Spotify wrapped 1) dungeons and daddies 2) Ed Gamble and Matthew Crosby on radio x 3) you can’t do that 4) 52 pickup 5) burnt cook book party