The Slander Man

@wosshh.bsky.social

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i dont wanna do this but we gotta dump the quaaludes https://woshh.newgrounds.com/

TAILPIPE DRAGGIN', VOLUME BLASTIN', BAILIN' OUT MY BRAIN RED LIGHT FLASH DEM STOP I SMASH ABRAXAS HYDROPLANE MASSIVE CATCH THIS FLIGHT FLOW RAININ' MADNESS MASTERED MINE AND LACED THE AVE WITH BLACK CAT FISH TAILIN' WAVES OF STRATUS CURB RIGHT TO FAR LEFT LANE
oooooooo im larping it im larping it so goooood
straight up egging it, shattered across reality style till I abc_123 mus garbage noise
*does a cool freakin zacharie laugh (zachtlk.wav in the game files) impression* *smirks* heh.... you guys like that?
ough..... my ding.... its-..... its windging uuuuugh.....
they are so gay
a broken broken girl
Noelle, my dear don't ever disappear do what you want as long as you stay here I need you now I love you so much more than you could know
SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES
Have you ever felt like a mere tool for the people around you?
The wind howls with JUSTICE
First of all I KNOW their name is JIGGLIN JUGGALO JONGLER
shoutout to tenna and his polycule of larping ̶g̶o̶o̶n̶e̶r̶s̶ goons (is that enough funny words my fellow children?):
cause getting made you want more and hoping made you hurt more oh there must be something wrong with me someone tell me something comforting
KIRKIFICATION IS KILLING ME BUT KILLING ISN'T KIRKIFIED WHAT HAPPENED TO ISRAEL, IM TERRIFIED
Me and (Gros) Michel Solid as they come Me and (Gros) Michel It's not a question now
Wish You Were Here (Jimbo)
Item: Black Lotus
In the fog he's hard to see
CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE SAME EXCEPT YOU DONT EXIST EVERYTHING FUNCTIONS PERFECTLY WITHOUT YOU
"Nothing will be born from hatred" — Gesicht (Pluto)
THE ███ WHO SPEAKS IN VAGUELY RELEVANT PLOT DETAILS
doo doo fart
hey g̶a̶y̶s guys this is my cool new underdale oc his name is the roaring knight and hes sands the skeletrons brother
fitter happier more productive comfortable not drinking too much eggnog regular exercise at the gym three days a week getting on better with your associate classmate contemporaries at ease eating well no more microwave dinners and saturated fats sister smiling in the back yard sleeping well no bad dreams no paranoia careful to all animals never washing spiders down the plughole keep in contact with old friends enjoy some juice now and then will frequently check reddit hole in wall favors for favors fond but not in love charity standing orders on sundays ring road supermarket no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate nothing so childish at a better pace slower and more calculated no chance of escape now self-employed concerned, but powerless an empowered and informed member of society pragmatism not idealism will not cry in public less chance of illness shot of sister in a good memory still cries at a good film still kisses with saliva no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit the ability to laugh at weakness calm fitter Stronger and more productive a Deer and a Cage on antibiotics
Jump out of bed as soon as you hear the alarm clock!! You may also find it useful spending five minutes each morning saying to yourself [EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I AM GETTING BETTER AND BETTER] Perhaps it is a good idea to start a new day with the right frame of mind