Willzebub Schlitz

@wpschlitz.bsky.social

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Just another middle aged married white guy. He/him, lefty, fan of grindhouse/horror https://boxd.it/O6BX

Moonrise Kingdom 4 stars Four of the Apocalypse 4 stars Angel III 3 stars Goin’ All the Way 3 stars
Four of the Apocalypse 4 stars Angel III 3 stars Goin’ All the Way 3 stars Hadestown 4.5 stars
Fast and Furry-ous 4 stars Heaven Help Us 3.5 stars Never Change 3 stars The Plague Dogs 3.5 stars
My hand holding a mini soccer ball with Brazilian flag colors (yellow, green, black, and white). The center hexagon is yellow with the letters BRA in green.
Casino 4 stars Obsession 4.5 stars Gummo 4 stars Forrest Gump 3.5 stars
A chubby tuxedo cat with but yellow eyes looking plaintively up at the camera, mouth slightly open as if saying “father, please, we are but skin and bones”
Gummo 4 stars Forrest Gump 3.5 stars Anchorman 4 stars National Lampoon’s Vacation 5 stars
Kristy Swanson, as Simone in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, telling the class the latest gossip. Other students look incredulous and bored.
Hackers 2.5 stars Ko-Ko It’s the Cat’s 5 stars The Naked Spur 3.5 stars Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind 4 stars
A fluffy cranky cat looking at you judgmentally. Text: can you fucking don’t?
Ko-Ko It’s the Cat’s 5 stars The Naked Spur 3.5 stars Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind 4 stars Saturday Night 3 stars
Bluesky License for Willzebub Schlitz
Homer Simpson reaching into his kitchen cabinet. “I’m a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.”
Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind 4 stars Saturday Night 3 stars Short Subject (Mickey Goes to Vietnam) 3.5 stars Monkey’s Magic Merry Go Round 4 stars
Monkey’s Magic Merry Go Round 4 stars The Thing In The Basement 4 stars Shin Godzilla 4 stars What’s the Matter With Helen? 3 stars
Hans Moleman from The Simpsons. Text “I was saying boo-s.a.”
Hans Moleman in a chair in a theater audience. Text “I was saying Boo-S-A.”
Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp - 4 stars Christy - 3 stars Grosse Pointe Blank - 4 stars Over Your Dead Body - 4.5 stars
A sun dappled dirt road on a beautiful day in the NJ Pine Barrens.
Over Your Dead Body 4.5 stars Forbidden Zone 5 stars Die You Zombie Bastards! 4 stars Project Hail Mary 4.5 stars
A black cat sleeping peacefully on his side with his little paws tucked under his chin.
Yours truly and Big AJ on stage in the 1994 high school production of The Boyfriend.
Zabriskie Point 4 stars Daisy Miller 4 stars They Will Kill You 4 stars It’s What’s Inside 4 stars
Ike Willis, eyes closed, bathed in golden light, blissing out of a black electric guitar.
Sin City 3.5 stars Love Letters 3 stars Easy Rider 3.5 stars Scum of the Earth 3.5 stars
Love Letters 3 stars Easy Rider 3.5 stars Scum of the Earth 3.5 stars The Wicker Man 5 stars
Photo of a computer screen to purchase Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Sunday Nov 8 at 7:00 PM 2 tickets upper Level 201 Row 11 $829 ea upper Level 207 Row 13 $839 ea Lower level 107 Row 10 $1,099 ea Lower Lwvel 111 Row 9 Great Deal! $1189 ea
Ennui Dog in iPhone sticker format.
Spirited Away 4 stars Alien3 3 stars Demon Wind 3.5 stars Eden 4 stars
A sticker of a hand drawn raccoon wearing a cowboy hat. Text above and below reads “IT IS WHATBIT IS AND IT IS NOT GREAT”
A long haired bearded fella in a Buc-ees shirt happily taking a selfie on a black leather sofa in a department store.
Eden 4 stars Putting Pants on Philip 3.5 stars His Royal Slyness 3.5 stars Project Hail Mary 4.5 stars
Project: Hail Mary 4.5 stars Marathon Man 4.5 stars Tapeheads 2.5 stars The Testament of Ann Lee 4 stars
Tapeheads 2.5 stars The Testament of Ann Lee 4 stars Easter Yeggs 5 stars Rocky II 3.5 stars
ghostbusters screenshot “That oughta do it, thanks very much, Ray”
Young John Krasinski as Jim in the Office. Baby faced and adorable.
Bugs Bunny consoling the Easter Rabbit in the classic short “Easter Yeggs”
Rocky II 3.5 stars Send Help 4 stars Spider-Man into the Spider-verse 4.5 stars Do Not Enter 3 stars
A package of Keebler Fudge Magic Middles cookies. They were shortbread cookies with fudge in the middle and they were discontinued years ago.
Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse 4.5 stars Do Not Enter 3 stars Instant Orgy 3 stars Pagan Island 2 stars
Peter Venkman to the nerdy guy in the library “Back off man, I’m a scientist”
Cast MOST WATCHED Susan Tyrrell 4 films Carol Kane 2 films Art Garfunkel 2 films Udo Kier 2 films Gordon Alexander 2 films Floyd Vivino 2 films
Why Worry? 4 stars It Was Just An Accident 3.5 stars Jane Austen Period Drama 4 stars Messe Noire 4 stars
A sticker in the window of a black pickup truck “I 🫶🏼 the lord but I’m sick of his kids”
Rik from Young Ones “It was a joke I made up and you fell for it like the fascists you are.”
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 5 stars Velvet Goldmine 4.5 stars Shelter 2 stars Perfect Blue 4.5 stars
Futurama still of a sidewalk with a metal phone box looking contraption with the words “Suicide Booth 25¢” on the side. The “In Use” sign is lit on top.
A view from my front door. Past the porch there is a Moving & Delivery box truck parked right in the street out front. ABOLISH ICE is spray painted in black on the side.
Mike standing in the corner of the basement at the end of Blair Witch Project.
Shelter 2 stars Perfect Blue 4.5 stars The Chipmunk Adventure 3 stars Seaside Adventure 3.5 stars
Adam Baldwin as Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket peering around a ruined building
Screen print of an angry black cat, fangs bared, eyes wide, tail poofed. Red letters, all caps across its body: “FIRST OF ALL, I’M A DELIGHT”
The back of a Honda CR-V. The spare tire cover has an oddly horizontally stretched picture of Mary, crown on her head, hands clasped, praying over the prone, partly swaddled baby Jesus. Joseph looks over her shoulder half out of frame.
A metal ring, possibly a pot or bucket, the bottom completely rusted away, hanging on a thin low branch of a skinny leafless tree. All the trees are bare and the undergrowth is dead and dry.
The Chipmunk Adventure 3 stars Seaside Adventure 3.5 stars Tom & Jerry Rocketeers 4 stars The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly 5 stars
LED sign outside the Township of Commercial Municipal Building. Everything is covered in deep dirty snow. The sign reads “Don’t worry! The greenheads will be here soon! :)”
Box of Yellowstone brand frozen Dutton Family BBQ Meatloaf and Mash
Primate 3.5 stars Wuthering Heights 3.5 stars Friday the 13th Part 3 3.5 stars If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 4 stars
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 4 stars Conquest 3 stars Black Sunday 4.5 stars Trip with the Teacher 3.5 stars
Trip with the Teacher 3.5 stars The Wild Bunch 5 stars Minnie the Moocher 4.5 stars Betty Boop for President 4 stars