Wraithe

@wraithe.bsky.social

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Old-timey Internet user, IT Professional,Gamer, Marauder. He/Him/🤷🏻‍♀️/femme-aspiring https://mastodon.social/@Wraithe See Mastodon 👆👆👆for more info. 50/50 here and Masto pfp: Xykon Image: Jane from “Doom Patrol” - “Control is a weapon for Fascists”

Video clip from “Futurama“ showing zap Branigan on the bridge of the ship with a ship approaching them on the view screen. Both Zap (a blonde heavyset light skinned amalgam of Donald Trump and the joke version of William Shatner) and Kif (a green skinned amphibious alien) are both wearing luxurious red velour uniforms Zap: “Well Kif, stand by to take the blame. Steady…steady” (Whirling around to point at Kif) “Now!”
Video clip from “Futurama“ showing zap Branigan on the bridge of the ship with a ship approaching them on the view screen. Both Zap (a blonde heavyset light skinned amalgam of Donald Trump and the joke version of William Shatner) and Kif (a green skinned amphibious alien) are both wearing luxurious red velour uniforms Zap: “Well Kif, stand by to take the blame. Steady…steady” (Whirling around to point at Kif) “Now!”
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: Adrian Morales @adrianmorales85.bsky.social It's important to acknowledge that one's actions become ripples that impact others directly or indirectly. I understand that now. My actions hurt others. I trivialised some really bad things. Truly, I apologise for my post the other day. I have to do much better. With your support, I will. 11:26 AM • Jul 21, 2026 C Everybody can reply
Screen cap from “Bojack horseman“ showing Wanda, a femme presenting anthropomorphic Owl wearing a multicolored dress and jacket top, looking wistful. Caption: “ when you look at someone with rose colored glasses, all the red flags look just like… Flags Text has been altered to add the words “ wait… Tickets to Bill Maher!?” #meme
Adrian Morales ‪@adrianmorales85.bsky.social‬ Hitler was evil, sure, but he still loved his country. He took a defeated Germany and turned it into a formidable foe. The orange pedophile, however, detestes his own country. He isn't interested in making anything great, apart from making America go through the Great Depression again. 4:55 AM · Jul 16, 2026
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin salutes the American flag during the Apollo 11 Moon landing Donald Trump stands, notably NOT a member of the Apollo mission the flag stands in the shot, smiling at camera instead of saluting the symbol of our nation Not shown: Neil Armstrong about to try and move Trump out of frame.
Two panel screen capture of The Simpsons episode where Homer gives his Grammy away to a Bell boy who then throws it over the balcony upon realizing it’s a Grammy Caption: Top panel “OMG! A new news site!?‽” Bottom Panel: “Oh, it’s a Substack”
Basic picture of some fireworks out on the water
Picture of a delicious sausage pizza with…Gigantic chunks of sausage instead of an even covering of sausage. Like seriously, each of these chunks is at least an inch cross
B/W line art drawing from the side of a femme presenting woman languidly lying on her back, legs raised with one leg directly above her face She’s wearing a bustier/leotard style back outfit, long gloves, and thigh high high heeled boots and a thin choker the cord of a microphone winds its way on from the left, wrapped a couple of times around her left hand and then up over the heel of her boot to dangle the microphone directly over her face
Image of a “old tymey” receipt with the text: So, since @kenwhite.bsky.social isn’t on here anymore, I’m going to post the (updated) version of his 4th of July post. It’s happenstance that it has a tangential connection to my family, but before that, it has a connection to me as an American https://www.popehat.com/p/the-fourth-of-july-rethought THE THIEVES GUILD YOUR CARING PROFESSIONAL MEME RE-ALLOCATORS This is to inform you that one or more of your memes was of sufficient quality to warrant appropriation by The Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild (Posts and Memes Division). LICENSED THIEF N° 6382.00.A-M Have a nice day THIS RECEIPT MUST BE LEFT WITH THE CLIENT ISSUED BY THE LICENSING OFFICE, GUILD ADMINISTRATION DEPT. (Image on right of receipt is the Ankh Morpork city seal) (Creator: unknown)
Video clip from “Blackadder” Blackadder (light skinned masc presenting man dressed in black leather Elizabethan garb) is talking to Baldrick (a light skinned masc presenting person wearing cheap laborers clothes) Blackadder is waving a potato around BA: to me it’s a potato, to you it’s a potato, but serve Walter bloody Raleigh it’s country Estates, carriages and all the girls is tongue can cope with BA: he’s making a fortune off the things! People are smoking them, building houses out of them… they’ll be eating them next!
Screenshot of a Bluesky post containing a single image which is clearly created by generative AI It’s a shitty picture of Snoopy sitting on his dog house with a bunch of errors and worse Snoopy’s speaking (Snoopy never speaks, his dialogue is always thought balloons) Anyways the immensely ironic text on this says “Made over 30 posts yesterday I DON'T WANT A CITY ON MARS. _I DON'T WANT AI IN EVERY APP._ I DON'T WANT DATA CENTERS IN SPACE. I WANT CLEAN WATER. I WANT AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE. AND I WANT BEES TO SURVIVE.” (Emphasis mine)
Screenshot of a Google AI request why I asked it why I was smarter than John Scalzi (my name has been redacted) It comes back with a completely fabricated “playful joke“ from New England science fiction convention circuit Seemingly completely based on the fact that we both been panelist the same science fiction convention “You might be thinking of an old, playful joke from the New England science fiction convention circuit, where Redacted and John Scalzi have both appeared as panelists. While Scalzi is a celebrated author, Redacted is known among local fans for his incredibly broad practical expertise, ranging from Mac consulting to martial arts. Redacted
...Then, the victim appeared. He had no idea what was about to happen. "They (the victim) weren't even in that camping loop," McLeod (again the photog) said. "They were walking along the road, quite a ways away from the bison, and it started running at them."
GIF of Hammond (AKA: “Wrecking Ball” from Overwatch) - a super intelligent hamster with an armored rolling ball who is incredibly easy to counter but apparently no one in the game knows how to do that, even 8 years later He is doing a little “hamster dance” on top of the armored ball
ARA Libertad (a large three masted sailing tall ship) being brought into dock sailors are standing at attention all along the deck and singing
A picture of the Amerigo Vespucci, with her accompanying tug A tall ship with three mass with a black and white striped hole, sailors lining the deck flanked by two tugboats in Boston Harbor
Video clip of a three mastered tall ship being pushed into a docking area in Boston Harbor
Close-up picture of the Libertad a being
Screenshot of a Mastodon post wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social @Wraithe Wait, so the USS Constitution isn't going to be there? Jul 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Picture of the BAP union, a barque from Peru on Boston Harbor (a large remastered sailing ship with a number of sailors on the crossmasts)
Picture of a schooner on Boston Harbor at sale Boston, the ship was made in 2000 it is a replica of a Great Lakes schooner Is a dark brown ship with four parallelogram style sales and one large triangular seal top
Picture of text from a newspaper: A longboat full of Vikings, promoting the new British Museum exhibition, was seen sailing past the Palace of Westminster yesterday (see page 16). Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the MPs nonetheless looked up for a bit to admire the vessel.
Screenshot of the top panel in CARROT weather app: a picture of green hills, with the blue sky At the top of the screen is a sun icon slightly covered by a cloud icon which says next to it 84° feels 87° Underneath the text: Cirrostratus clouds portend rainfall within the next day. Feel free to give them the finger as they pass by.
4 panel comic strip featuring “Elf” (a petite light skinned femme human, with short cropped blonde hair who is normally very short but she’s wearing giant armored prosthetic legs and a bikini at the moment), captain Tagon (a tall blonde, fit, competent version of Zap Brannigan) Elf: I'm not talking about bored. I'm really trying to tell you that I really enjoy your company. Narrator: Let's try another flirtation metaphor, shall we? Red-headed RPGer: My sorceress casts Lustful Fireball! 125 cubic meters of Blazing Passion explode into the chamber! Captain Tagon: That's why I promoted you to Lieutenant. My company needs officers who enjoy their work. Red-headed RPGer: What do you mean "No damage?!" It filled the entire room! Narrator: It looks like somebody made his saving throw. https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-08-10
Late era “Bloom County” comic strip with “Bill The Cat” who is a strung out looking orange cat created as an “anti-Garfield”, he has had Donald Trumps brain transplanted after Trump met with an accident (we should be so lucky) He’s talking to Ronald-Ann a dark skinned young girl with cornrows and a headless doll (Raynelda) Trump The Cat: “MY GOD. THIS IS SUCH A QUALITY COUNTRY.” Ronald-Ann: WHADDYA MEAN. MR. TRUMP ? 😾: “MY PALM BEACH COTTAGE HAS 118 ROOMS. HOW MANY ROOMS DOES YOUR COTTAGE HAVE?” Ronald-Ann: “ONE. BUT WE HAVE NINE BEDS! REYNELDA HERE SLEEPS IN A SOUP BOX” 😾: “I HAVE A $100 MILLION BOAT. DO YOU HAVE A BOAT ?” Ronald-Ann: “WHEN THE PLUMBING BREAKS OUK SOFA FLOATS!” 😾: “I HAVE A DREAM. A DREAM THAT ONE DAY I MIGHT GET S/X POINTS ON MARGIN FOR THE EIFFEL TOWER DEAL...” 😾 “WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT?” Ronald-Ann: “DINNER” 😾: (walking away) “AND IMAGINE… IN THIS GREAT, QUALITY NATION, FOLKS LIKE *YOU* HAVEN'T STRUNG FOLKS LIKE *ME* UP BY THEIR INTESTINES!” Raynelda: “…YET” Ronald-Ann: “HUSH”
Four panel B&W comic strip from “Bloom County” Panel 1: (Donald Trump lying on float about to be hit by anchor) FACT: DONALD TRUMP WAS HIT BY HIS OWN ANCHOR LAST WEEK. P2: (image of someone lying in hospital bed) FACT: HIS BODY BROKEN BUT HIS BRAIN INTACT*, MR. TRUMP LIES IN A SECRET NEW YORK SURGICAL LAB. P3: (doctors and surgical garb) FACT: DESPERATE SURGEONS ARE PREPARING AT THIS MOMENT TO TRANSPLANT DONALD'S BRAIN INTO THE SKULL OF A HEALTHY CAT... P4: (“Bill The Cat” under anesthesia mask) FACT: IT ISNT HEATHCLIFF. *for a given value of “intact” - the editor
Images of Sarah O’Connor from Terminator two looking horrified through chain-link fence
Image of a “old tymey” receipt with the text: YOUR RECEIPT FROM THE THIEVES GUILD YOUR CARING PROFESSIONAL MEME RE-ALLOCATORS This is to inform you that one or more of your memes was of sufficient quality to warrant appropriation by The Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild (Posts and Memes Division). LICENSED THIEF N° 6382.00.A-M Have a nice day THIS RECEIPT MUST BE LEFT WITH THE CLIENT ISSUED BY THE LICENSING OFFICE, GUILD ADMINISTRATION DEPT. (Image on right of receipt is the Ankh Morpork city seal) (Creator: unknown)
Poster featuring the classic “uncle Sam” character (Light skinned masc with short curly white hair, wearing a blue jacket, white top hat with blue band and white stars) pointing at the viewer Poster Text: I WANT YOU TO STOP BEING AFRAID OF OTHER AMERICANS OF OTHER RELIGIONS OF OTHER CLASSES OF SPEAKING OUT YOU'RE AMERICANS FIRST. ACT LIKE IT! IF YOU DON'T GET IT, ASK AN AMERICAN WHO DOES
Video clip from NewsRadio episode “rap“ Bill McNeil (played by the much missed Phil Hartman ) is sitting in a car speaking to Joe the electrician (played by someone who we wish had left the character on the show and out of real life - Joe Rogan) while muffled Rap music is playing in the background. Joe: you actually listen to this garbage? Bill: it’s not garbage Joe, it’s Rap music and I love it
Screenshot of YouTuber “farming while beige” (a brown skinned masc presenting man with closely cut hair, salt and pepper facial hair and neatly groomed mustache wearing a t-shirt and a baseball cap) staring off to the side while sitting in a car Caption: “What Is It Now?” (You’ll just have to imagine his rich voice, or go to his YT channel, which you should)
Bullshit AI image showing impossible size crowd jerryfoster4200 “"The American State Fair is just CRAZY BUSY!! There is reportedly, no more space left on the ground....people are having to sit in trees or wait in balloons and helicopters for any space to open! Trump said that over 500 million people have already visited the fair making it the biggest attraction in all known history!!” ———— Community note Written by a Threads user Confirmed this is an Al-generated image. Attendance estimates for the Great American State Fair kickoff rally on the National Mall range from slightly over 1,000 to 45,000 people.
Picture of a Facebook post: Due to the extreme heat forecast, Zoo admission is entirely FREE this Thursday and Friday, July 2 and 3. Some animals may choose to remain indoors or in shaded areas to stay cool, so guests may not see all animals during their visit. Stay cool, stay hydrated (bring your refillable water bottle and use our filling stations), and come enjoy our indoor exhibits, misting stations and water play in the Big Backyard! And don't foreget, In celebration of the semiquincentennial (America's 250th) we are offering a special $4 admission rate for the entire day on the 4th of July. Tickets can be purchased online, or in-person at the gate on July 4, 2026. Underneath the post are several pictures of animals picture of a fuzzy…llama? Being splashed with watrr A wild pig/boar licking what appears to be a block of ice with a chain attached A spotted big cat doing the same And another picture of a pig/boar
Screenshot of Homelander and Sage from “the boys” with speech bubble balloons below them
Picture of Pinhead from the “Hellraiser“ movies (an unnaturally pale skinned masc presenting person with pins protruding from all over their head, wearing a crafted leather bodysuit) Caption: “WE HAVE SUCH TEXT TO SHOW YOU”
Your Al Compass 29 of 29 questions answered GOOD OVERHYPED TRANSFORMATIVE BAD YOU ARE... The Skeptic patron saint: Ed Zitron It's oversold, it's losing staggering amounts of money, and the harms are arriving faster than the value. You've done the math on the unit economics and it doesn't close. You are loud about this, prolific about this, and you suspect history will vindicate you. Impact: -0.6 Valence: -2.1
Screenshot of text conversation with the voice dictation field below Can you link me to the pack of portable lightning chargers we got a while back? I gotta order more You mean the cables? No the portable batteries Oh, little Tupac (with voice dictation icon next to it)
Image from “Disenchantment” on Netflix Three people are sitting at a table to the left is been a white haired young girl, center is Cloyd, wearing ceremonial robes, and on right is Becky (Rebecca) wearing a red dress, headpiece and mask Cloyd is holding his hands to his face and saying “And Bean, I’m not supposed to tell you about the crown, but I just did!” The word crown has been crossed out and underneath has been written “Goth Bimbo Heathcliff”
Actual exchange on Family group chat: Wife: Omg joy division on the sound system at Walmart Daughter: Is it. A Christmas song? Wife: Love will tear us apart again. I guess
Screenshot of post: Actual exchange on Family group chat: Wife: Omg joy division on the sound system at Walmart Daughter: Is it. A Christmas song? Wife: Love will tear us apart again. I guess
Kids in the hall GIF from the “pit of ultimate darkness“ showing sir Simon Milligan pointing it manservant Hecubus and shouting evil
Picture of Mastodon post: Ken White @Popehat@mastodon.social 11/17|23, 1:25 PM I don't post on here much any more, or monitor it much, so probably better to find me on Bluesky if you need me. De gustibus etc. No platform is perfect. But I feel more comfortable there, and less like I'm likely to get screamed at for using Latin without a CW or something.
Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/legal (since deleted by mods) My neighbor cut down a 40-year-old Japanese Maple while I was away. Advice needed Join Location: Colorado, USA.Just got back to my place near Fort Collins after a week on the road and I am losing my mind. My neighbor took it upon himself to hire a "landscaping" crew (probably just some guys with a chainsaw) to remove a mature Japanese Maple that was fully on my property. His excuse? He said the needles and leaves were messing with his "mountain view" and "fire mitigation" efforts. The tree was roughly 40 years old and was the centerpiece of my yard. I called an arborist immediately. He told me that since this is Colorado and the tree was that established and healthy, the replacement value is astronomical. He is drafting a formal appraisal but hinted that we are looking at 20k to 25k easy just for the tree, let alone the logistics of getting a crane into my backyard. I know Colorado has statutes regarding timber trespass. My lawyer already mentioned treble damages because the guy admitted he did it on purpose while I wasnt home to stop him. The neighbor had the gall to offer me a couple hundred bucks for "the inconvenience" and told me to just buy a couple of saplings at a local nursery. I refused to take his money and told him to wait for the process server. Has anyone dealt with treble damages in CO specifically for ornamental trees ? This guy basically nuked my property value for his porch view and I am not planning on letting this go. l feel like a jerk for wanting to sue my neighbor into bankruptcy but the sheer entitlement is what gets me. (Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/legal/s/khqeBIqwQS)
Scarlet witch versus Thanos meme AI Companies: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME Users: HOW DO I CONVERT THIS PDF?
Picture of Chang from “community” wearing his dictator uniform (a Napoleonic style outfit with bicorn hat) Caption: algae can’t go through gates, stupid! It’s not ghosts!”
Picture from a small portion of DisruptJ20 marchers with a bunch of photojournalists clustered around a burning trashcan laying on its side by itself on the street In this picture the burning trashcan has been replaced by a plastic trash bag and some minor litter laying in the street filmed by WCVB5
Hello, fellow kids meme With Steve Buscemi dressed like a teenager with a skateboard over one shoulder and another under his other arm “Hello, Fellow Fathers”
Picture of two boxes of “fried cluckin ice cream” sitting on a shelf in a freezer at Price-Rite Crispy waffle-coated vanilla ice cream! White chocolate wafer core “Picture for illustration Actual product may vary” (yeah, I bet 😂) “Better than Fried Chicken its Ice Cream”
Fry from Futurama squinting and leaning forward
Cartoon image of the punisher pointing a pistol at the view Caption below reads “you’ve read your last free article”
Picture of Emperor Palpatine from return of the Jedi in his robe smiling Caption: “ behold the power of this fully operational Pizza Hut lamp!”
The Cheeto video lady smugly looking on as she pours some oil or whatever in the glass
Screenshot of Mastodon post: Mike Fraser @mike@thecanadian.social 6/16/26,10:02 PM Replying to @Wraithe This was most likely over zealous moderating. I've approved the appeal, since you're in touch can your please relay our apologies.
Screenshot of a series of Mastodon posts Mike Fraser @mike@thecanadian.social Replying to @LALegault Such a great post! 1 1 م Wraithe @Wraithe@mastodon.social Replying to @mike Hey, what happend the @LALegault@newsie.social account? I was used to seeing her posts and realized I wasn't seeing them anymore. 1 TrOU Mike Fraser @mike@thecanadian.social 6/16/26, 12:57 PM Replying to @Wraithe No sure, we haven't suspended it or naything. I'll try to find out.
Storm clouds over the White House and fight arena
Photo of a black cat lying down on my stomach/side
Video clip from “Batman returns” featuring Max Schreck (Christopher Walken) talking to Bruce Wayne (Michael Keaton) Schreck: “Power surplus? Bruce, shame on you, no such thing. You can never have too much power. If my life has a meaning, that’s the meaning.”
A sepia toned postcard showing a bay window with the middle window raised. Through the center window can be seen two light skinned men, both wearing long sleeved white shirts and holding pool cues, standing next to a pool table. Under the window is a caption “I am detained in town for business” The words “BILLIARDS” is emblazoned across the three windows. With the center window raised, the word “LIAR” (from Billiards) is superimposed over the center window. Source: Bamford Postcard ca: 1910’s