philip seymour gothman

@wrongbag.bsky.social

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a slider bar on Strava to sort run routes by length that is very annoying to use
a mockup of a white mug that says "don't talk to me until i've fully eaten my autographed copy of the power broker, the 1974 Pulitzer Prize winning biography of Robert Moses written by Robert Caro"
Google AI generated search results from an image search, with a variety of claims.
two magic the gathering cards (Hardened Tactician and Iridescent Tiger)
a Magic the Gathering card with cartoonish artwork depicting a buff barbarian-type swinging a flail at another buff barbarian-type guy, who is smiling.
A photograph of a tree on a city street with a gradient of leaves in varying states of fall color changes.
A Google search for "us presidents with super powers" with AI generated results claiming that Theodore Roosevelt had the ability to manipulate electricity, George Washington had superhuman strength, Thomas Jefferson had superhuman "mentality," and that Franklin Pierce had the ability to manipulate memories.
A catalog listing for wall decal of chemical structures including caffeine, serotonin, dopamine and "chocolate" molecules, that are wildly inaccurate.