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THE MONDAY ESSAY Inept Candidate Uses Racist Trope for Improved SEO Republican nominee for Vice-President and general all-around disappointment, JD Vance, utilizes the ol' "imigrants eat pets" trope in hopes that when people Google cats + ladies, they don't see Taylor Swift supporting opposing campaign. Vance hasn't been successful at much this campaign trail, but he was successful at nuking his own boss's brain with a completely fabricated story, so, kudos to him for that, we guess. / WSJ Staff Photo
OPINION GUEST ESSAY Trump Can Win on Character Aug. 26, 2024
OPINION DAVID BROOKS Why the Protests Help Trump May 2, 2024
POLITICO POLITICO @politico Follow 'Smiling his ass off': How Trump used the New York bodega visit to return to form Canad 1401 3420 11742 551120BS) 'Smiling his ass off': How Trump used the New York bo... From politico.com 6:24 PM • 4/17/24 From Earth • 18K Views
BREAKING In a Surprise to No One, Study Finds White Christian Nationalists are the Most Inferior Gene Pool In other news, water is wet and Christian Nationalists are domestic terrorists and a threat to our democracy. AMERICA FIRST GOD GUNS AND: TRUMP ★★★ What could possibly go wrong with a religious ideology entangled with nationalism and violence?? It's not like history is littered with Christians getting violently out of hand in the past or anything. / Photo courtesy of Google Images
special report, the real war on Christmas father Christmas amongst the casualties of Israel’s genocidal bombing campaign campaign Gaza early this morning sources confirm that the iron dome shot down below symbol generosity and joy. Word from our American Christian Zionist colleagues is that they don’t think that this is a big deal was…
Screencap of cnn with chyron that says: trump insists he’s net read hitlers mein kampf.
Was it a Crime, or an act of passion? Ex President and criminally indicted Donald j. Trump thrown off ballot in Colorado.
Late addition, is it the economy or are the pores just lazy Larry Summers weighs in
Late addition in defense of the defense industry Yeah, innocent people are dying, but the real tragedy is that there are poor disadvantage CEOs in the defense industry, only able to afford a single yacht
AFTERNOON EDITION We Don't Break the News, We Make the News So stop bitching about it, ya fuckin' plebes.
Are kids too woke?? Or have we just melted the brains of boomers into thinking fascism is good ?
THE SUNDAY ESSAY It It Time to Retire The Wall Street Journal? From whitewashing police brutality, to proposing language changes to eradicate atrocities, the WSJ is clearly a propaganda tool for the rich to push anti-humane garbage.