Salty

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Is there a more beautiful sight than a bar pretzel with a beer cheese dip? NJ native. Salty individual

13 going on 30 Justices
Will Sommer of the Bulwark, maybe the Landry Shamet to Kristol’s John Turturro?
82-0 team consisting of Luka, AI, Charles Barkley, Paolo Banchero, and 60s Wilt
Team including Luka Doncic, George Gervin, Michael Jordan, Dirk Nowitzki, and Bob McAdoo
Tunafish, a pit/lab/chihuahua mix, sleeping on a blue blanket
Bad and quickly done parody of Ace Attorney with Luigi’s head crudely put on top, with the words “Luigi Mario: ATTORNEY AT LAW” in big green letters
Dave Weigel asks: Do you think the war with Iran is changing any of this? At this point 24 years ago, moderate Democrats were worried about coming out against the Iraq War. What should they be saying now about Iran? Third Way President response: You should decide your positioning on a war based on what you believe, not on politics. And in this instance I actually think the principle and the politics are completely aligned. I do not see a scenario by which, in 2028, what Trump has done here is popular. I don’t see it as popular enough among swing voters that it would decide the 2028 general election. This does not feel to me at all like the dynamic of Iraq in 2002 or 1991.
“13 going on 30 justices” a play on words from the seminal classic 13 going on 30 + supreme court justices. Inspired by “27 justices”
Bart Simpson writing “I need to ignore Dem Primary Discourse” on a chalkboard
A black pug standing on a couch corner while a tan pug sits next him, both looking vaguely guilty
Insane and antisemitic person named JuneBug says “ICE is evil but Pretti looked like a Zionist. I’m not sure this wasn’t a way for Israel to garner attention for their cause”
Santa (played by David Harbour) garrotes a goon holding a family hostage with garland
Severance’s Mr. Milchick and an animatronic Kier Eagan wishing you a happy Kierstmas
Joshua Chamberlain leading the charge downhill at Little Round Top against the Confederates, during the battle of Gettysburg
Tuna sleeping as a tiny egg
Sickos outside window “yes… haha..yes!”
1930 midterms, where there was a Democrats net seat gain of 8 in the Senate
Resist Fascism Frog
Tony Soprano shouting “he brought balance to the force is what he did. He was a brave Jedi knight who fought in the clone wars. And in this house, Anakin Skywalker is a hero, end of story!”
George Costanza as Dr. Manhattan is very tired of the discourse
The feds are firing back at Chappell Roan after she said it's "f*** ICE forever" at a concert ... and the Department of Homeland Security says the singer needs to "get a grip." Chappell was performing Friday night at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, CA when she told the crowd "F*** ICE."
George Costanza as Dr. Manhattan, tired of these people and being caught in the tangle of their lives
Asked whether he gets his political allegiances from his family, Rhydian said: “my grandmother is a staunch conservative but that isnt where I get it from… I get it from looking at the Conservatives and seeing the best party to provide the change that Britain needs”
Tuna’s ears in their default state
Tuna, a staffy mix, with her tongue hanging out as she basks in the sun
Tuna, looking cute with the sunlight catching her face as her mouth is scrunched up around a toy. Her eyes look blank, no thoughts just her raccoon stuffed animal
Salty: what does it say about jeffries that the guy who in his own words “was a republican up until 2 min ago, a capitalist… and pressed Zohran pretty hard” endorses Zohran for mayor but Jeffries can’t? Michael: because the guy who was a republican until 2 min ago doesn’t have any strong political obligations, and is merely a rat who fled a sinking ship while being a podcaster! There’s literally no downside to playing both sides for this guy! They started hating Dems and ended up hating Dems!
Peter Parker wearing a Jets jersey sometime in the 80s
“That’s no moon” very cute cat in a ball, superimposed over the death star
Tuna the staffy rescue mix, her ears in perfect position to act as radar
Crazy far right Middletown BoE member Joe Fitzgerald got arrested June 30th enroute to confronting someone with a stun gun + unregistered handgun. Above is a post he made announcing his run in 2022. Text below: “Hello All, My name is Joe Fitzgerald and I am running for Middletown, NJ Board of Education in the upcoming 2022 election. I am a father of 3, a husband, Marine Veteran, and a local business owner. I am for medical freedom. I’m against any forced Mask or Vaccine mandates. I believe sexual education should be taught by parents NOT the school system. We also have a lot to do here in Middletown in regards to the physical health of our infrastructure and making sure our students have a healthy and ideal environment to learn.”
Tuna, the Big Tunafish herself, looking down at the camera
“I don’t care much about being scammed, it is better to be scammed ten times and help one person than be the smart girl on the room and help nobody” this was molligru’s unhinged response about the possibility she was promoting godfundme scams meant for people in Gaza because in the aggregate some must be real. Why her money couldn’t be sent to a legitimate charity like the PCRF is a mystery
Images of U.S. Border Patrol agents on horseback chasing Haitian migrants along the Rio Grande are "horrific," the White House says. The migrants were attempting to return to a camp near the international Bridge in Del Rio, Texas, where thousands of migrants have gathered on the U.S. side of the border river. Many of them carried food they'd just bought in Mexico. But when the migrants attempted to cross the river and return to the U.S. side of the border, agents used their horses to try to turn them back. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas announced that the agents have been placed on administrative duties while their actions are being investigated.
Gaius.bluesky says “the next president must invest $40 billion in resurrecting John Brown and giving him a Gundam”