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some guy on Scrubs speaking and saying "wrong, wrong wrong wrong..."
screencap of elitegrifters crying that TECHNICALLy these people adjacent to Bernie in some way means he controls the Senate DNC
elitegrifters going WELL ACTUALLY "Ken Paxton has been the Texas Attorney General since 2015, so not 20+ years. Qasim Rashid blocked us, so we can't point that out to him. He was in the state legislature, which is a part time gig, before that. Rashid knows how much lawyers make, so he shouldn't be surprised how much one is worth."
Cartoon of a man tearing a a page off a calendar revealing the year to be 1984 meme, with the year replaced with 1980 or 1999. a post by wario64.bsky.social reading "Blink-182 x Pac-Man collab announced for San Diego Comic-Con including a booth full of co-branded arcade cabinets and a claw machine with Pac-Man/blink-182 prizes Blink-182 x Pac-Man merch will be on sale" which has replaced the original text of some dumb conservative bullshit about Trump getting banned from Twitter
two panel comic of Batman and Iron Man throwing money at each other, in the second panel Spider-man is crawling around on the ground scooping up the money I'm sorry I don't have an original source for this, GIS is crap now and only shows it in reposts of reposts of pinterest/reddit posts
A new yorker cartoon of a man and a woman sitting in a living room with an elephant-shaped hole in the wall to the outside. The captions reads, "That was one hell of a cumshot, wasn't it babe?"
the Simpsons "don't make me tap the sign" meme with a screencap of the Guardian bragging about its partnership with OpenAI
screencap of a Steam recommendation implying Wuthering Waves has fuck all to do with Bloons Monkey City I guess they're both free P2W? idk
a classic screencap of a Fark.com (matt_damon_aging.gif) comment being made by the love child of Jared Fogel and Graham Lineham implying he would not be sexually attracted to a women due to her prominent kneecaps.
man with dark brown hair looking at a laptop with his hand over his mouth
milquetoast shitlib BeijingPalmer‬ - "guys, there is no universe in which a senator does not express distress and say some anodyne nice things about a colleague who dies unexpectedly, even if that senator is AOC and the colleague is Strom Thurmond. This is a very basic human ritual."
clara jeffrey going gaga for the blackwater mercenary with nazi tattoos
Kenny Who getting ripped off by art 'bots again.
Kat Abughazaleh as the serf in Matt Bors' classic cartoon, "Mr. Gotcha" with her face superimposed over the serf's and Mr. Gotcha's text edited to read "Yet you had two shrimp dishes." This is going to nigh impenetrable in six weeks, but I'm okay with that.
"yet you live in society" guy, saying "Curious." in a deepfried jpg
still literally doing this bit, just repeating nazi propaganda verbatim for all intents and purposes
that Foxe News fridge that 99.6% of "poor" people have again, because it will never stop being exactly what you're doing here and it's hilarious when shitlibs just regurgitate literal nazi talking points
eating fast casual shrimp means you're not poor
Screencap of text from https://www.funraniumlabs.com/2020/04/psuedoscience-themes-5g/ "Purity – There is an axiomatic Ideal, it can be attained, and you should strive for it Contamination – There is Otherness that taints and corrupts Primal/Vital Energy – There is a deep reservoir of power that can be sensed, used, and manipulated that underlies everything (yes, this does sound a lot like The Force) Wisdom of the Ancients – those who came before us knew more/better/had secrets we don’t (SEE ALSO: every episode of Ancient Aliens) The Elect – Some people are Chosen and inherently Better (HINT: it’s Atlanteans, they’re the best)"
Ansley Harriot making a delicious word salad.
Two dudes standing menacingly, one has gigantic arms and torso muscles, while the other has massive Baki the Grappler-esque legs. Bouncer, chapter 36. It's a seinen (shounen with titties and swears) power levelling manga about a dude who becomes a nightclub bouncer.
a masterpiece of cyberpunk art, Adam and Eve as android and gynoid (because we have to gender everything) in glorious neon fever dream chrome a la Sorayama
renpytom admitting he vibes codes Ren'Py after swearing up and down he doesn't vibe code Ren'Py: Sure. I'd say something like 75% is just the predictive complete feature. I type, it guesses what I'll type next, and if it's what I was planning to type, I accept it. 25% is prompting. I'll tell it things like "Break this function up into these functions." "Here's a compiler error, figure it out and let me know the cause." "Here's a list of C functions, rename them in this way." etc. It does it, I check the results. I don't know how I'd use LLMs to come up with ideas, to be honest - like, that's just alien to me, to the point where suggesting it seems confused. (Not saying you are, like like - I don't get what that would mean.)
Sean Connery in his outfit from Zardoz except with his skin tinted green so he looks like Martian Manhunter with his underwear and harness
OpenAI doing pay for play with The Guardian
The Guardian gets money from OpenAI which is why they do these stupid takes every week
the guardian doing gluck gluck on Altman to get that sweet AI industry money
https://xkcd.com/483/ Title of page: "XKCD fiction rule of thumb" The image has graph with the Y-axis labelled "Probability book is good" and the X-axis labelled "Number of words made up by author" The graph is trending downward to the right with the subtitle: "The Enders, or Fr'as, guarded the farmlings (children) with the krytoses, which are like swords but awesomer...", original XKCD source alt text (yo dog I heard you like alt text so I put some alt text in your alt text): Except for anything by Lewis Carroll or Tolkien, you get five made-up words per story. I'm looking at you, Anathem.
Mongul from DC comics standing behind and looming over Batman, Robin, and Wonder Woman.
that's not a nose that's a NENIS
"Sure!" tasha yar drunk off her ass about to void data's warranty. yeah that's right i'm doing fanfic on your post, sorry, but at least it's respectful of canon
brent spiner as data with a word balloon implying he is saying, "It's not going to suck itself..."
Screencap of Guardian article gushing about it's new partnership with OpenAI
Screencap of Guardian article gushing about it's new partnership with OpenAI
I can't go very fast or very far. And, if you drive me, people will think you're gay.
Jet Li versus some guy in Kiss of the Dragon. Do you hate the French? Then this is the greatest film on Earth. Ambivalent? Still cool as hell as a flawed yet enjoyable film that feels like a Jackie Chan flick crossed with an old school but deservedly R-rated wuxia joint. Ebert gave it 3/4, 'nuff said.
A grey squirrel superimposed on a background with green grass and blue sky. White text with a black outline reads "Tippy-Toe Simulator". The image is a parody of the game Goat Simulator. Presumably Tippy-Toe is about to get up to some shenanigans in Dr. Doom's lair.
Evan Dorkin's "Gotta Have My Batman" comic wherein a comic book nerd becomes as Job in his desire to continue reading his Batman comics.
screencap from captain n featuring Mother Brain as a face attached to a brain in a jar
egghead and altman pointing at a computer they told to pretend to be skynet while gurning as if it did it without being told to
the only response that ever needs to post at shitlibs
Kodachi Kuno the black rose, who was apparently a parody of a character from the Rose of Versailles, or at least a visual aspect of her
HERE'S THE DOOR TO YOUR BODY, YOU SEE? AND THESE ARE OVERSIZED NOVELTY GERMS.
Jay leaving Bluesky for better opportunities and to escape pigpoopballs.jpg
a screencap of Google Translate with the phrase "inset panel" being "translated" into Japanese as "insettopaneru"
screencap of YT's rec vids with the same vid popping up twice in a single screen
Twin Peaks title screen rewritten to say "SHIDDING AND FARDING"
article headline: "Guardian Media Group announces strategic partnership with OpenAI"
Screencap of the wikipedia page for Whataboutism. "Whataboutism" or "whataboutery" (as in, "but what about X?") refers to the propaganda strategy of responding to an accusation with a counter-accusation instead of offering an explanation or defense against the original accusation. It is an informal fallacy that the accused party uses to avoid accountability—whether attempting to distract by shifting the conversation's focus away from their behaviour or attempting to justify themselves by pointing to the similar behaviour (which may be true or false, but irrelevant) of their opponent or another party who is not the current subject of discussion.
generated image from https://deathgenerator.com/#baddudes text: "The president has shit himself on live TV. Are you a cool enough journo to ask about it at the next presser?" Man in bomber jacket and black sunglasses.
Rosenberg was a strategist for Dukakis and well
a strip from the Dilbert Hole, an easily found series of Dilbert comics edits (with a ton of dated humor which while probably intended ironically is still pretty bad)