Eric “undead metaphor” WVGG

@wvgg.co

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sporty spice and baby spice and scary spice and ginger spice and victoria beckham
i. c. berlin eyeglasses
americano with a wedge of lemon
On Sunday morning, I suffered a sudden heart attack at the ripe age of 36. I was extremely fortunate to be in the hands of good friends, family and amazing doctors that very literally saved my life. It will be a few days before i’m back in action.
Speed Racer was good, actually
Revenge of the Jedi poster
"the Sandy Jug" https://bridgetownbites.com/2023/09/15/sandy-jug-tavern-or-roseway-rambler-portland-oregon/
The Vessel
Pitfall for Atari 2600
"I still hate sportsball" in the knicks style
“Teenage mutant ninja turtles” as Knicks Jersey graphic
“Make America Great Britain Again” campaign flyer from 2016
baron harkonnen enjoying a dip
alternate branding for the Knicks on an NYC bus
piles of garbage bags
Sammy Hagar
drinking from skulls doesn’t work, regardless of species
The Gang Kills Themselves (yes it's the mirror universe episode)
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
The Gang Violates the Prime Directive
the poster of Death Becomes Her; Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are hawt to trot and bruce willis has a nerd ass 'stache
head today, gone tomorrow
rankin bass gollum
That old “what if your kids just have bad vibes” tweet.
Dril to the `Dersh: “Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit”
the old Slack logo, the one that was good
the bell curve that suggests that idiots and geniuses generally arrive at the same conclusion and only the meaty center is wrong about everything
sony engineers are samurai who are ready to commit seppuku
the japanese understand the importance of a fine line
it's biff
Samuel L. Jackson in Django Unchained. His character lives in the house.
“Darmok and Jarad at Tanagra. Alright, they communicate through analogies and parables. Cool. How do they teach their children vocabularies?
Jake is dead
chemistry
Diva shit
Janice strikes me as more of a vodka+soda girl
Kramer in the klinker
Kramer in bathtub, best I could find
Elaine is confused and suspicious
Jerry’s kids
sedusa from Powerpuff Girls. Honestly this gag is unfair to her.
Launchpad McQuack triumphantly leaving the crash site of the Lolita Express Mark 2
Doom and Hexen and stuff
How to Pose Like This (first edition)
beavis and butthead: swingers
teen liz lemon
Riker dressed up for the pool party
Krusty the clown finally getting his due
Sincere responses to LinkedIn post.
touch-sensitive glass that works really well with wet fingers or splashes, never spontaneously turns off or goes from low to highest setting in an instant, ever
sexy pixie mop
“Hey.” “WHAT?”
Modernist cuisine: let's make foam
trees in windswept environment