JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh)

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what about blockading the strait of hormuz? It's already blockaded It's been blockaded once, yes. What about second blockade?
Pippin in pain holding the palantír and lying on the floor
Lucy uncovering the wardrobe that leads to Narnia
9 mortal men, doomed to die
Saruman atop Orthanc
Boromir saying, "America has no king. America needs no king"
GROND!
Galadriel pouring water into the Mirror
Man Betrayed When Now Former Friend Invited Him To Marathon of Theatrical Versions of LOTR
Frodo: What a week, huh? Gandalf: Frodo, it's Wednesday
Is he in there? Can we get him out?
Boromir at the council of Elrond
Bilbo looking at the Ring and asking "After all... why not?"
Frodo saying to Sam, "We've been here before. We're going in circles."
The 1983 paperback set of The Hobbit and LOTR
K-2SO saying "I find that answer vague and unconvincing."
the various logos of HBO Max, beginning with HBO Max (2022), then Max (2023), Max (2024), Max (2025), and returning to HBO Max (2025)
Frodo and the Eye of Sauron
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli
Steam rising from Isengard
white smoke rising
Frodo saying "All right, then. Keep your secrets"
Gandalf telling the Balrog "You shall not pass!"
Sam, Merry, Frodo, and Pippin
A lit beacon of Gondor
Syril Karn from Andor slumped on a bed
Bilbo and Gandalf outside of Bag End
Lucille Bluth (labelled 'Gandalf') saying "if you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. i love all of my hobbits equally." Then in a panel labelled [earlier that day] she says "I don't care for Pippin."
King Théoden asking Aragorn where Gondor was
Pippin holding the palantir and screaming as the red light from the eye of Sauron blazes forth
Dr. Fishman: it uh, looks like he's passed Michael Bluth: looks like he passed, or he passed? Dr.: he's passed a peaceful night He's got like, pneumonia or something, but he's going to be fine
King Théoden asking Aragorn "Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell??"
FRODO: excuse me, that man in the corner, who is he? A picture of Strider THE INKEEPER, BARLIMAN BUTTERBUR: He's one of them rangers. FRODO: Is he—quite safe? I shall feel rather nervous about meeting a ranger. BUTTERBUR: Safe? Who said anything about safe? 'Course he isn't safe. But he's good. He's the King, I tell you.
Gandalf the White saying, "Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth"
the three books available for review copies: 'Wounds That Cannot Be Wholly Cured,' 'JRR Jokien Essays Vol. 1,' and 'Exploring the Lore of Middle-earth'
Strider brooding and mysterious in a corner in the common room of the Prancing Pony
Saruman the White
Gandalf in Moria looking to the right, then the left, and saying "I have no memory of this place"
low-opacity Elrond and transparent Frodo
a tweet from @tendollardanny saying "bro, you're fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you'll be fine"
Aragorn dressed in his coronation garb and holding his sword Anduril
Peo, Fin, and Threepio all repeating "They fly now" with various intonations
Merry and Pippin wearing red Santa hats
Merry and Pippin wearing red Santa hats
Saruman the White asking Lurtz the Uruk-hai a question. However, instead of asking him about whether he knows how the orcs first came into being, he asks him "Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the jedi would tell you."
Aragorn at the Black Gate saying "For Frodo" then turning and charging
Gandalf the Grey but he is wearing red and a Santa hat
Gandalf the White saying "The Courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late" to King Théoden
a pillow with the quote "Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas means a little bit more"
Gandalf the White laughing