Cees-Jan Kiewiet

@wyrihaxim.us

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PHP fatal error stating "Invalid opcode 1/2/2" in /opt/app/src/imagecreatefromblp.php on line 189, with a following "Stack trace:" line.
Pop-up notification on a code-hosting interface warning that documentation changed since your last contribution 18 hours ago and advising you to review the contributing guidelines (last updated 9 hours ago) before submitting a pull request.
Release 0.13.2 (Latest) on a dark GitHub-style releases panel, published by "github-actions" 2 minutes ago with commit d5fd4c7; release notes list Total issues resolved: 0, Total pull requests resolved: 0, Total contributors: 0.
Terminal console output showing a red error message: "Error: [ERROR] Your system is not ready to run the application." with surrounding line numbers (8076–8078), a wget URL reference, and repeated numeric values like "111.8."
RabbitMQ dashboard showing 1K handled messages a second
PHPStan output showing 2349 errors
Grafana graph showing that the nodes are now going above the 60 degrees mark
NAS network metrics showing 29.1MB/s outgoing and 174.6MB/s incoming traffic.
LEGO mosaic of Ahsoka Tano holding her lightsaber. But it's only partially glowing due to sunlight only hitting the bottom part of it.
A PHP mutation testing framework is running infection tests but encounters a critical error when trying to write to a temporary file due to insufficient disk space on the device. The test execution fails partway through processing source code files with a "no space left on device" error.
A photo of a screen showing the NixOS installer
Error reading: mmap() failed: [12] Out of memory zend_mm_heap corrupted
Photo or portrait setting, fully black except the the clearly visible moon. With a slight bit of shade. And a few stars barely visible.
Gandalf looking down on me from his cat bed that is hidden away between/behind our monitors through the gap between me and my wife's desks
The Valley of Strength in Orgrimmar fully taken over by players on Voidlight Surgers waiting for World of Warcraft of Midnight
UCG MAX display showing 89 clients and doing 0.1mbps up and down
Darkshore fully intact but Teldressil is weird