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Not 5 raccoons in a trench coat. Certified Langualogist. Actual size. He/Him linktr.ee/xaiax

Sign for Cesar’s Mexican & Greek drive thru, open 24 hours. The color schemes mix the Mexican and Greek flags for each half of the sign. It’s actually a cube with similar but not identical faces. There is an LED sign that scrolls rainbow colored text, right now it says “en 24” because it’s in the middle of saying “open 24 hours”. Taken at about 1am, which is the correct time to go there.
Beastie Boys shouting into a phone in the Fight For Your Right video, with added speech bubble, with a little pointer thing for each of them, because I take this very seriously.
Plush doll of a white dude with a goatee posed like it’s taking a selfie in front of an Oppenheimer Drive street sign in Los Alamos NM.
Ramona Flowers (movie version) with speech bubble
Affrication in English There has been a notable change recognized across a variety of English dialects regarding the pronunciation of the /tr/ and /dr/ consonant clusters. Starting around the mid-20th century, the alveolar stop in /tr, dr/ has slowly been replaced by a post-alveolar affricate instead, resulting in the all-postalveolar consonant clusters [tf] and [dʒɹ] This phenomenon also occurs in /str/, resulting in the all-postalveolar consonant cluster [ʃtʃɹ]. The affrication of /tr, dr/ has been seen in American English, British English, Australian English, and New Zealand English. It is suspected that this change has occurred due to assimilation.
Wikipedia screenshot. English beach [biːt͡ʃ] 'beach' labialized [tʃʷ] See English phonology
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump + We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air, the quality of which is dangerous, and totally unacceptable! I will call the Prime Minister during the day to find out what they are going to do about it. The cost is incalculable! Canada has refused to engage in basic Forest Management and Debris Removal, knowing that such refusal will lead to exactly this result. This is Willful Negligence, and becoming a yearly occurrence, costing the United States Billions of Dollars, which cost of this pollution must of necessity be added to the TARIFFS Canada is currently paying. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP 18 ReTruths 62 Likes Jul 17, 2026, 3:24 PM
Rabbit from the Wikipedia article for rabbit, with speech bubble.
Tweet from Birds Rights Activist “I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?”
A very tall Italian lady dressed in red and black yells at a guy before flirting with him and then she’s a car.
A sign in Seligman Arizona that says “no overweight trucks”
Protagonist of The Incredible Shrinking Man, sitting in front of a box of matches, with a nail that’s bigger than his arms, with added speech bubble.
Multicolored beams of light shoot into the sky, lighting up the fog in shifting, iridescent vertical streaks.
A few people wait to order at a bright yellow taco truck parked across the street from the S.F. capitol building, which is lit up red white and blue for the 4th of July. There are rainbow beams of light extending to the sky like a big gay beacon. It rules.
Propter malone’s post showing the quoted post as “deleted”
Shencomix three panel strip: First panel: guy with a massive head and throbbing veins, even though the veins are in his hair and that makes no sense. “I’ve taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.“ Second panel: a non-descript human figure asks “so you’re smart now?“ Third panel: big brain guy says “I’m stupid faster.
Near Ed’s post in the “B2B SaaS Consultant” region, but right near a triple point with two other regions that I don’t know what they are.
Saruman, with inverted speech bubble
Office space Lumberg asking if you got the memo about the TPS reports.
“US Mutant Ninja Turtles” in the style of the TMNT cartoon logo.
DEATH IS COMING EAT TRASH BE FREE (A faded old photo of dozens of raccoons at night, fading into the distance so that most of them are just visible as a glowing pair of eyes)
Your Results 77% Woke 23% Chud 59% Techbro 41% Neo-Luddite 59% Hopepilled 41% Doomer 80% Davos 20% Dubai
An elite group of people have a secret plan to introduce a totalitarian government.
Two posts from account “USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST” Post 1: I'll push back slightly here. You may indeed be correct, but keep in mind "racist" does not hold the same negative connotation it once did. It may be Somalis or it may be white men. But many reasonable people today hold racist beliefs. Racism in and of itself is not necessarily terrible. Post 2: Yeah we got it, you're really racist. Take your conservative ass back to twitter, scumbag
Pride rainbow colored glowing text that says “eat nazis”
A picture of a fake house with MC Escher style porch column placements that are completely impossible. I have helpfully drawn a red circle around a random, unrelated section of brick driveway, completely ignoring the obvious impossible geometry, for comedy purposes.
The fake self help book from Severance. From the author of My Own Petard and Life of an American Gadfly THE YOU YOUARE A SPIRITUAL BIOGRAPHY of YOU DR. RICKEN LAZLO HALE, PhD
The fake book “the you you are” from the TV show severance
Trump accidentally posting a liberal fantasy on truth dot social Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump + Anybody who doesn't want to Terminate the Filibuster is a FOOL, a very stupid one, at that! The Dumocrats will end it within minutes of taking office, and then rapidly proceed to destroy our Country, adding 2 Radical Left States, 4 Dumocrat Senators, many Congressmen/women, their dream of 21 Supreme Court Justices (Not just 13, an unlucky number!), an impossible to beat number of Electoral College Votes (and that's the Ballgame!), "Popular" Vote Landslides, and so much else. The Republican Party will never win another Election. I will, sadly, be the last Republican President. Senate Majority Leader John Thune, and the Republican Senate, must not let this "carnage" happen. They will go down on the wrong side of History, as will all Republicans who just stood by and watched. The Republican Party isn't at stake, our Country is. TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER,
Screenshot of tumblr replies: theinfiknight Hang on I gotta google something real quick theinfiknight Ok this is funny
Inglourious Basterds “using the wrong fingers to say three” scene.
A reminder for “• Take the cheese your goddamnit your mom”
Homestar runner as Dangeresque Too
Obama giving Obama a medal meme, except with Cat’s 4 eyed cat avatar for faces.
Sandwich board sign for Habibi’s Birria, halal, mexi-terranean. Tacos, burritos. It’s a multicolored chalk on blackboard sign. Apparently they’re on instagram and yelp.
Dutch in Red Dead 2 saying “I have concepts of a plan”
Leopoldo Galtieri with speech bubble
I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards
Bluesky exchange about a Twitter screenshot from Elmo (the muppet) Quoted post: Elmo hopes both teams have fun! Rav @rvbdrm.com says: You live in NYC, jackass. Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social replies: He is a CHILD. Rav: He is a piece of red carpet with a hand up his BUTT. Richie: Oh so now REDUCTIVISM is part of civil discourse? Rav: The hand is labour. Elmo is capital.
An elephant cartoon saying “I now have additional questions”
The salt vampire from original Star Trek, with speech bubble
Hot air balloon that looks like a clown face being inflated as the sun rises over the Sandia mountains in the background. Also there is one that I think is a giraffe?
Sf pride parade, there’s a bus made up to look like a cable car but also it has a SF Giants logo on a pride flag with some other giants gear.
Seen from Star Trek lower decks where Boimler says “no I just don’t see it“, in reference to two characters that were played by the same actor in Star Trek and were originally meant to actually be the same character but then they made Tom Paris a different guy.
Screenshot of the ballot drop off location map for San Francisco. There are at least 9700 Google maps location markers so you can’t actually see anything not even the outline of the city itself. There’s one marker way in the upper right on treasure Island, and none in the Presidio near Golden Gate Bridge.
Taizo Hori, the protagonist of the video game Dig Dug, where you inflate enemies to explode them.
Screenshot from the San Francisco elections website showing ballot drop off location locations. It includes measurements of this slope of the hill where the polling place is, and these have been highlighted. One is 5% and the other is 4.2% Palega Rec Center - Lobby 500 Felton St Open Election Day, June 2, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Get Directions 5.0% Slope The entryway is accessible. Firehouse #42 - Right Bay 2430 San Bruno Ave Open Election Day, June 2, 7 a.m.-8p.m. Get Directions 4.2% Slope The entryway is accessible.
Whitest kids you know skit about things that it’s illegal to say about certain elected government officials, but that it’s not illegal to say that it’s illegal to say them
Ryan Davis holding a crude, cartoonish drawing of a penis (with scrotum and hair) over Brad Shoemaker’s head, while Alex Navarro points at it, Brad and Alex are both laughing. Someone who’s cut off (PROBABLY Jeff Gerstmann) is holding up a similar piece of paper with a “5” on it. They are at a table on stage at the brattle theater, judging people harshly on their live performances of rock band 3 songs.
Crosses made of bullets that day “naval fleet” and have smaller crosses on them, also a cross with the colors and star from the Texas state flag
Inventor of the dumpster: George Roby Dempster. With speech bubble.
Twitter post: lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
The Good Place “Jason figured it out? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.” Meme except it says “Hochul dunked on him?”
Marin French petite jalapeño triple crème Brie
Le delice de Bourgogne, a soft ripened cheese like a Brie, from Normandy
Krumm from Ahhh Real Monsters. A weird little guy that is basically a mouth with feet and a 5 o’clock shadow and where the eyes would be our armpits with really long hair and a pair of arms holding up hands that are also holding one eyeball each. He’s got a big nose.
A soccer ball, a compact mirror, and the most cursed controller design I have ever seen. It’s like a PlayStation controller if it only had the two analogue sticks where the button / dpad would be, except it’s also got like eye stalks where the shoulder buttons would be, and there’s a set of four buttons in the super famicom layout, and a terrible looking d pad on the right one. Also it’s orange but I like that part but it makes it look Krumm from AAAH Real Monsters
Whitest kids you know sketch about things that it’s illegal to say about a certain government official
Lisa Simpson flying through the air over a psychedelic flowerbed with like a Venus flytrap that has an eyeball, also a speech bubble. Lisa is very high on drugs.
Damon Wayans as Oswald Bates, a guy who talks confidently like he has a large vocabulary but is always using not quite the right word. He was a parody of the stereotype of the prison-educated Black man but we don’t have time to get into all that implies.