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i love my wife @sendqueery.bsky.social. they/them femme, ⬡-Drone #0926 • >30, <40 • alt @xantronix.com hrt 💉 28 feb 2005 linux 🐧 15 jan 2000

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tiny 25lb white lab wearing an autumn kerchief on his neck
Gerudo Link being a twink
backfill In the adage about the first 90% of a project taking 90% of the time, then the remaining 10% taking another 90%, this was the first 90%. Getting data from the millions of repos into the AppView is (was?) understood as the missing piece in self-hosting Bluesky from end to end. It was nontrivial!
Bobby Hill taking rifle from a cop
a cute little pink pig on a plain white background, hamming it up for the camera
shakshuka in a cast iron dish plated with toasted sourdough
the government shutdown clock on https://www.whitehouse.gov/government-shutdown-clock/
i used two telescoping tent poles and an army surplus tarp to make another shelter in my backyard, like some sort of freak
camp site in a lovely woods with a single person tent behind a tent shelter erected with two telescoping tent poles. an aluminium table with camp chair and camp stool
a black Jeep 4-door with a zombie hunting theme, in green
Shou Tucker's chimera dog/daughter from Fullmetal Alchemist. She is a dog with long brown hair, but ostensibly also human because Shou Tucker tried to fix his dead/dying daughter with a dog using alchemy
A nice campfire in a fire ring.
Terminal session ~$ host -t ns charliesmurderers.com charliesmurderers.com name server dns2.registrar-servers.com. charliesmurderers.com name server dns1.registrar-servers.com. ~$ nslookup !$ nslookup charliesmurderers.com Server: 192.168.1.254 Address: 192.168.1.254#53 Non-authoritative answer: *** Can't find charliesmurderers.com: No answer ~$
hypno spiral telling you "CORPORATIONS WILL NOT SAVE YOU" Brought to you by XANTRONIX Industrial Heavy Manufacturing Concern
screenshot of whatever the fuck happens in Waterworld for the Virtual Boy. It's a mostly black mess with red figures being jackasses in the water with jet skis and pontoon boats and whatever
metrocop about to make you get a Scientology audit with the cans and the e meter
Ukrainian digital camo pattern sleep mat with an inflatable pillow and blankie on the floor
Nine Inch Nails album Bad Witch on CD
a 2 month old white lab puppy chewing on a stick on the grass. he is super cute and super determined
Dooley, a bully of sorts from King of the Hill, with red hair and freckles on his cheek. He speaks in deadpan and bears an expression to match.
NO AGE CAP JOIN ICE NOW
Gag on recent ICE propaganda of a father/son pair set against an American flag shaped like the continental 48 United States, with the text "no age gap too large".
Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with a dismayed face
A highlighted excerpt of the Unix manual page for the 'ssh' command, the -D flag specifically. -D [bind_address:]port Specifies a local “dynamic” application-level port forwarding. This works by allocating a socket to listen to port on the local side, optionally bound to the specified bind_address. Whenever a connection is made to this port, the connection is forwarded over the secure channel, and the application protocol is then used to determine where to connect to from the remote machine. Currently the SOCKS4 and SOCKS5 protocols are supported, and ssh will act as a SOCKS server. Only root can forward privileged ports. Dynamic port forwardings can also be specified in the configuration file. IPv6 addresses can be specified by enclosing the address in square brackets. Only the superuser can forward privileged ports. By default, the local port is bound in accordance with the GatewayPorts setting. However, an explicit bind_address may be used to bind the connection to a specific address. The bind_address of “localhost” indicates that the listening port be bound for local use only, while an empty address or ‘*’ indicates that the port should be available from all interfaces.
Screenshot of King of the Hill, with Chuck Mangione being escorted away by a firefighter from an exploded Mega-Lo Mart big box store.
brown packet of cheese spread from a 2023 manufactured United States Department of Defense Meal, Ready to Eat. Net weight: 1 ounce. Near the bottom of the packet, it says "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE"
(snippet from the Metal Gear Fandom wiki) Appearance in popular culture CalorieMate makes an appearance in the video game Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. The item is pictured as a chocolate-flavored CalorieMate Block (maple-flavored in the HD Edition, vanilla-flavored in the Master Collection) and fully restores Naked Snake's stamina when consumed. The game's setting of 1964 makes the appearance of CalorieMates quite an anachronism. Para-Medic, if she is contacted by the radio regarding the item, will claim that all Geisha women ate it to keep their bodies healthy and thin in Japan. Contacting EVA by radio afterwards will provoke a humorous conversation in which she express doubts about Para-Medic's claim. The internal file names for the CalorieMate implied that it was originally supposed to be a potato before it got changed.[1] CalorieMate had also teamed up with Kiefer Sutherland to help promote their products through numerous commercials. In Kazuya Minekura's Wild Adapter, CalorieMate blocks are a favorite treat of the main character Minoru Tokito.
A half serving of Calorie Mate, unwrapped from its light gold wrapper. showing lightly baked shortbread fingers chock full of nutrition.
a yellow square box of Calorie Mate BLOCK, which says "BALANCED FOOD" at the top. CALORIE MATE BLOCK contains a nutritionally balanced source of the energy needed for daily activities. CALORIE MATE BLOCK is great for people who are always on-the-go, needing an easy way of consuming energy and nutrition whether it is for breakfast, work, sports, study, or any busy time. •Product: Balanced nutrition food[solid type] •Ingredients: Wheat flour, margarine, sugar, natural cheese, egg, almond powder, starch, nonfat milk powder, soy protein, wheat protein, salt / sodium caseinate, modified starch, flavors, and carotenoid color. •Net weight: 80g •Best before: See bottom panel. •Manufacturer: Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co. Ltd 2-9 Kanda-Tsukasamachi Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo, Japan •Nutrition information per serving(80g): Energy 400kcal, protein 8.4g, fat 22.2g, carbohydrate 42.7g(sugar 40.7g, dietary fiber 2g), salt equivalent 0.94g, calcium 200mg, iron 2.0mg, magnesium 50mg, phosphorous 100mg, vitaminA 385µg, vitaminB₁ 0.6mg, vitaminB₂ 0.7mg, vitaminB6 0.7mg, vitaminB₁₂ 1.2µg, niacin 6.5mg, pantothenic acid 2.4mg, folic acid 120µg, vitaminC 50mg, vitaminD 2.8µg and vitaminE 3.2mg. •Note: To insure freshness, please eat as soon as possible after opening the package.
The above dogs, but inverted in luminosity, rendered orange and yellow, set to a black background, stylised as the Offspring album Smash.
The same two dogs as in the original post, but moved to the lower right corner against a flat key lime green background, with the Chumbawumba logo in the top as in the album cover for Tubthumper.
The same dogs as the original post, but rendered very orange and set to a black background, with the text HOUNDGARDEN at the top in very kerned white, all to invoke the album art of Soundgarden's Superunknown album
The same dogs as the original post, but rendered very o range and set to a black background, with SOUNDGARDEN at the top, all to invoke the album art of Soundgarden's Superunknown album
Air Bud, a golden retriever in a basketball jersey, slamming some motherfucking dunk
The Prodigy's The Fat of the Land but instead of a crab it's a blurry pic of a yellow lab catching a black ball
Evil cockroach sitting in a recliner in front of a TV, rubbing his claws, saying "good, good"
Marshall Wristwatch putting a mainspring into a vintage Ferrari watch
Immortan Joe looking cool as fuck
Dale Gribble in a robe going "sh-sh-shaaa!" and doing a martial arts stance pose
Text conversation with Bruce Landlord It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry (picture of polite hyena) OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite
One of hundreds of Pantheons addressing Zero: "Look, it's Mommy's little pog champ." in a very fake Rockman Zero screenshot
Rockman Zero concept art for the Pantheon mass production Reploid. In the bottom of the image, a Pantheon Core with a glowing red eye flies onto the face of an unsuspecting person and latches on, turning them into a Pantheon.
A Cactuar from the Final Fantasy series. It is in a pose with its limbs pointing in all sorts of weird janky angles.
a cat and a dog wearing Happy Hoodies over their heads and ears to calm them during loud sounds
Bobby Hill wearing a red velvet suit jacket, saying "I think I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some étouffée"
the classic dril tweet "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender", i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Master Shake holding a length of gutter spout, about to whack Meat Wad in the head.
girl with a smug expression in her eyes wearing a blue IKEA bucket hat made of the same material IKEA blue tote bags are made of
early US Department of Defense pizza ration experiment with a shelf life of 6 months, captioned BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK Eat Em All 1989 I am tray man 410,757,864,530 EATEN MRES