Xclamation

@xclamation.bsky.social

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Budtender, journalist, bore.

A blurry screenshot taken from the clip of Trump's speech. I've drawn a red circle over the head of a gentleman in the bottom left of the picture. How gentle is this man? So gentle that he doesn't appear to move at all during the clip. It's very unnatural.
A post by Alan Sepinwall announcing that Crucifictorious has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebrating. The accompanying picture is a still from Friday Night Lights depicting both Crucifictorious and a certain of Landry that makes the case for Eric Trump being his Wario.
An early Peanuts comic strip (6/18/1951) depicting, a little boy and a little girl. The boy is sitting on the curb of a sidewalk, an open sewer grate next to him. In the first panel the boy tells the girl, "Our baseball rolled down the sewer!" In the second panel the girl is looking into the sewer grate while the boy explains, "Charlie Brown is down there now trying to find it..." In the third panel the boy is now looking into the sewer grate saying, "Did you find the ball, Charlie Brown?" A floating pair of eyes looks back at him from within the sewer. The eyes do not answer. In the fourth and final panel the boy ask, "Or aren't you Charlie Brown". Still, the eyes do not answer.
A screenshot of a post detailing done details of the new ceasefire Bergen the USA and Iran. The OP highlighted the $2 million fee per ship Iran will now be charging. I highlighted that Iran is doing that instead of requiring us to pay them directly.
A screenshot showing the the Dow Index has lost 1.58% of is value as of 3pm, March 27th. The S&P has lost 1.53% of its value and the NASDAQ is down a whopping 2.04%.
A stupid joke about a restaurant whose main picture on Yelp includes a bathroom door. The door is labeled "princess". The restaurant is in New Jersey and actor Jeremy Piven eats there at least occasionally.
Attorney Julie Le, in open court, saying "And I share the same concern with you, Your Honor. I am not white, as you can see. And my family's at risk as any other people that might get picked up too, so I share that concern, and I took that concern to heart."
No way 99% of people like this dumb visual slab. These are paid for bots
A seating chart for the opening night of the Melania documentary in my town. Seven tickets have been purchased. Six of those tickets are for seats you would choose for yourself if you wanted to see the movie. The seventh selected seat is all the way in the back...
A text of JD Vance, a man currently running good odds of getting Menendez'd by his kids in a few years, making up a story about ICE agents getting "locked" in a restaurant by protestors for a short while because local police wouldn't help them and they had to wait for "fellow federal agents" to come to the rescue.
Trump's chief of staff (for now) saying, of her boss, "He wants to keep on blowing boats up until Maduro cries uncle"
Erica Kirk, widow child-death-threat-enthusiast Charlie Kirk, having made makeup choices similar to those a wealthy post-menopausaul socialite would make if she wanted to communicate, "yes, I did pay to have my husband murdered"
A post from someone arguing that the best way to fight the Trump regime is by escaping into a land of fantasy. "none of this is about what is *actually true* about the Constitution because the Constitutional framework has stopped functioning, it's all about pure power, so you can just say whatever! Argue that Confederate states' readmission was illegal so they can't have Congressional delegations or EC votes!" Imagine me in a little train conductor's cap, pretending I'm running a big choo-choo train while explaining to librarians that they don't have to get rid of their LGBTQ books or risk their jobs. They can just avail themselves of the 17.5 Amendment, which protects against aggressive straightness.
A pretty substandard vape sitting on a glass counter. Underneath it are several black boxes with a gold sunburst design on top. Inside each box is a quarter of weed.
Did you know that Vincent Price posted thirst traps? A black and white profile of a young (mid 20s, maybe) Vincent Price. He is shirtless and has the kind of hair that maybe Jeremy Allen White could pull off. He looking at something just out side of the frame with what my grandmother would call bedroom eyes.
A photo of a page from Kurt Vonnegut's 1990 novel Hocus Pocus which depicts a very Charlie Kirk-coded asshole getting a college professor fired because of the corrupting, polluting, and in reality nonexistent, influence he assumes the professor has over his students. Let me know if you want a complete transcription, I'll get it too you as soon as I'm more sober.
The sixth paragraph of a Politico article about the $600 billion dollars the EU "pledged" to invest in the United States in order to reduce the impending August 1st tariffs from 30% to 15%: However, the first official said that the $600 billion figure was "based on detailed discussions with different business associations and companies in order to see what their investment intentions are."
A conservative (leaning?) woman previously affiliated with the University of Austin Texas noting how quickly the institution went mask-off as just another right-wing troll job.
Screenshot of the Bluesky profile of a dum-dum who wants America to be a big boy and bomb Greenland and/or Denmark but does not feel that what's good for the USA's goose would be good for Russia's gander.
Passage from page 9 of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, the relevant part transcribed as best I can (apologies, I'm very tired): Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were closed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up..."
A screen shot of JD Vance finally expressing empathy for a government employee who lost their job. Sadly, the employee in question is that one bigballz associate who has a lot of posts about how much he hates South Asians. Vance wants to rehire a kid who finds his marriage objectionable.
A picture of Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House, at a podium speaking into a microphone. Below the picture is a headline from the New York Post which reads: Exclusive | Rep. Mike Lawler calls for RICO probe as NY Dems plan election switch to thwart Trump
A photograph of page 56 of Kurt Vonnegut's second novel Sirens Of Titan. On this page the broadly Southern president of the USA is recounting the time he advised a chair manufacturer to stop worrying that no one is buying chairs because there'll be more people to buy chairs in 20 years. And then some stuff about outer space.
A 1999 Onion article headlined "$11,000 A Year Doesn't Go As Far As You Probably Think" I was 17 when I first read it and was comforted to know that I would probably be able to get by just fine lmao lol
A screenshot of Libs of Bluesky's account with focus being called to the follower- count (102).
Happy Anarchy s/t LP insert (cover)
A quote of Trump at a rally on Monday, October 28 or 27 (sorry, I'm a little high) declaring himself to be "the opposite of a Nazi"
An exchange with a Trump supporter about the citizenship status of Puerto Ricans (spoiler: the America-loving Trump supporter doesn't know how America works)
A screenshot of a NYT column carefully not accusing Trump of comiting a crime he's clearly committing. But while I'm effectively protected from being sued for libel by relevant laws and can therefore say plainly that Trump and his campaign are obviously committing fraud, the NYT is more circumspect because it isn't protected like I am. P.S. I'm not a lawyer or anything.
A digital plaque congratulating me for being Blusky's 2,795,850 user.
A tweet from Laura Loomer offering to make opposition research about Marjorie Taylor Greene available, free-of-charge, to any anyone who wants MTG to lose her next election.