Frank / Xisor

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Three people (Scully, Mulder, Skinner - from the X-Files) in bubbly baths on old land line phones arranged as on a concerence call.
Snapshot from the YouTube video "Malcolm Tucker IS Dr Who". Clara Oswald says over her shoulder, captioned: "Run, you clever boy!" under which is captioned "Oh, [___] off."* * more "Aww, fuck off!"
Image of an older 70s-era Doctor Who title card, on great big red swirls on black, with yellow text that reads: "THE CURSE OF THE EYEBALL"
Image of late-eighties Doctor Who title card: "Doctor Who" in very yellow and glowing silver mismatched fonts, then subtitled more simply "PICNIC OF THE CYBERMEN BY BEN AARONOVITCH" underneath.
Photo of a gently shining light-up moon ornament on a beige footstool. Arrayed around it are a bright Thunderbird 3 rocket toy, a small Dragon spaceship command module toy (not dissimilar to the Integrity ship from Artemis II) and a little gold Dalek toy. All in different scales. Looming from the floor behind the footstool is a big brown Gigantosaur, which looks a lot like a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
A close up photo of two crudely painted, grubby little bright-yellow robots with odd little robot arms. Ones only little dumpy legs with a bright blue eye-lends, and the others on little caterpillar tracks, with a bright red eye-lends.
Many miniature models, handoainted crudely, in a long row image. They are a crew of ten sci-fi dwarves in bright yellow industrial armour, orange overalls and a smattering of red coats. They're supported by two odd little robot critters, also garishly yellow.
Picture of text of a quote off of IMDB reading: "The Doctor: I tried to talk, I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out, I tried to understand you but I think you understand us perfectly. I think you just don't care! I don't know if you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us, I don't suppose it really matters now, you are monsters! That is the role it seems you are determined to play so it seems I must play mine! The man that stops the monsters! I'm sending you back to your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip. And if you do, remember this: YOU are not welcome here! This plane is protected! I am the Doctor and I name you the Boneless!"
Photo of a game screen, showing a seated blue robot person ("Cartographer Hurin") gesticulating with one index finger raised, as if to make a point. Their speech is captioned: "{( Existence is beautiful, if you let it be. Life is not a question. There does not need to be an answer. )}" The only option on screen is "Leave". Its from the game "No Man's Sky".
Two pictures, captioned. The first reads "younger me full of hope and potential" showing a smiley Danny Devito wearing a glossy black mop of a wig (as if a v. young man). The other reads "me now" and it's Danny Devito looking cadaverous and out-of-it, skin all chalky-grey, with grey hair.
Image from the film Arrival, where the main character's dressed in a big orange hazard suit with plastic face mask and extra helmet thing inside. She mildly looks a little worried but hopeful, and is holding a whiteboard and marker. One the board, as-if in marker, is: "WHEN IS BINS?"
Split frame photo showing three people in three separate bug bubble baths, all on old phones to each other. (It's Scully, Mulder, and Skinner from the X Files.)
Three long (vertical) photos of me (heavy set whit man) stood holding a pint on a street outside of a pub. Grey trousers, grey top, (too) small blue blazer. Short brown hair, short ginger beard, very thin glasses on. In the third photo, I'm doing one of those "Yes!" fist-pump things. What can be seen of the pub name sign across the top of the three photos makes it look like a title saying "ARMS ARMS ARMS", in big gold letters on warm green.
Screen cap of a tweet by sorrel/@allonsy_hiddles, showing a sign indicating the turn-off for the A909, to "Burntisland Cowdenbeath" in half a mile. Caption reads: "Isn't that that guy who plays Sherlock?"
A slightly fancy, vibrantly blue door (#24) into a mildly dilapidated pink-beige building, with yellow writing up top that reads "Nice Rugby Club". Photo taken in Nice, France.
Two-panel, captioned image, using screens captured from "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe" film. Features the lion, Aslan at the foot of a big hill. It's been slightly doctored so that he looks a little bit cheery. The captions read: "Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! "I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)"
User Alasdair Beckett-King writes: "My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder mounted cannon." The picture below is one of dapper & fussy detective Poirot, neatly moustachioed and with grey hat/suit in front of a big house, standing in front of a massive cannon that looks like it protrudes from his shoulder.
Image of a 2019 tweet, with embedded image. Tweet reads "Found something new to say when I leave the room". The image shows red-orange packaging, with pictures of partially sliced cheeses on it, and big red letters reading "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags".
Miniature of squat proportions, with a flattened dwarf-y/viking helmet. Sci-fi looking, with armour and robot-ike appearance, but also an old styled pistol, and an anchor-shaped pick-axe. Painted in garish bright reds, yellows, and orange, with n incongruous purple bearded-green-eyed stylised face/icon on the helmet in lieu of face.
A picture of the ruins of a cathedral. (In St Andrews.) Only the full ends of each tower remain, plus a partial wall on the south side. The sky is a cloudy blue above, and the grass a vibrant green. Some low ruined walls and gravestones are visible too. An intact old tower stands far behind. (St Rule's.)
The sickos meme, with a cartoonish rat-man (with glowing-green eyes, and green-lightning backpack) at the window, with a speech bubble reading: "Yes-yes... HA HA HA Yes-yes!"
Screenshot of a post by "@UnFitz". Avatar is of mickey mouse. Text reads: "Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes, italicised: Buddha says make sure you give poison to the OTHER guy."
Old painting of man with neutral expression pointing at a fire out the window. Captioned: "shit's on fire, yo".
Warning sign for "Toxic/Very Toxic", which is a skill and crossbones inside a red diamond/square. Added in text at the top: "NO TREASURE".
Text reads: 'Enemy vessel closing!' As the surveyor finished speaking, Semper was already issuing orders: 'Engage reserve power systems and reinstate Geller Field integrity. Helm control - engage starboard manoeuvring thrusters and bring us about hard to port! Mister Nyder - ' 'Torpedoes, flag-captain?' Semper's savage smile of triumph match that of his officer. 'Oh yes, Mr Nyder. Torpedoes.'
A screen cap of James Bond and M from Skyfall (standing beside a road, in a big glen), but they're faces are swapped. So Judi Dench's face on Ryan Craig's head & body, and vice versa. They look very odd, but - weirdly - sortof normal.
Picture of a miniature, an Ironhead Squat, painted bright orange, pink and yellow, with a luminous tennis-ball green/yellow ornate standard decked out in norse runes and dwarf-like charms and icons. He's holding a gun, wearing shiny sunglass, and sporting an outrageous ornate crest of Bright-pink hair atop his flight-suit-like helmet. Bright red moustache as well. There's a crude caption of "One of us!" chanting below the standard.
Despondent man (Lister) talks to talking toaster: TOASTER: Why are you always asking him? I'll do it. LISTER: You're a toaster. TOASTER: Yeah, I was thinking of packing it in. It's turning me into something I don't like. I'm not a moaner by nature, you know. LISTER: No, by nature you're a toaster. TOASTER: Yeah, it just strikes me that there might be something more. Something greater. Something unimaginably more splendid than heating bread.
Image of a nicely painted Josef Bugman (dwarf) miniature, angrily pointing, with a spilled pint of beer at his feet, and wielding a barstool as if in amidst the start of a bar brawl.
Photo of some paper with a bulky, big green Thunderbird 2 aircraft toy sat atop a crudely-crayoned top-down picture of a runway, shoreline, rubbish palm trees, as if ready to take off.
Screenshot of news report, headline: Michelin chef 'gutted' at theft of 2,500 pies. Also picture of a pie (by Tommy Banks) and a subheader.
A photo of a tabletop game played with brightly-coloured yellow miniatures, and also some slightly darker ones. Some little ruined buildings, big fuel tanks/silos and other rubble scattered about a sort of ashen/desert scene.
Old painting of someone with a sad/neutral expression pointing at a blazing fire, captioned "SHIT'S ON FIRE, YO".