xJ4cks

@xj4cks.bsky.social

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Software engineer, forest walker, Cascadian. Psych student, veteran, socialist, atheist. Love is the goal, not wealth. Billion = one thousand million 😡 Politics: https://theyvotedno.us Nutrition: https://kcal.you

An anime image of a girl standing in a brightly lit, nondescript hallway. She's wiping a tear from her bruised face and looking down and tugging her sweater in discomfort. Along with her stock anime high school uniform she's wearing a large red MAGA ballcap and 2 buttons that are the flag of Israel and the red GOP elephant. Caption is written in mixed fonts and reads "Yeah, I may be a genocidal fascist but you were MEAN and that's worse."
A pastel tone illustration of a guillotine that has a heart shaped neck restraint and a very floral aesthetic; it's wrapped up in climbing flower vines and the wood is a pink-brown hue. A carpet of pink flowers over dense greenery is in the foreground, and a pastel twilight sky with a crescent moon and some stars is the background. Centered, all-caps text in teal reads: "reward them for the world they created."
Map of the third day of the "Top Comment Deletes a European Country" game on reddit, r/geographymemes. In news to please all #NAFO members, Belarus is dissolved to enlarge Ukraine, Poland, Latvia, and Lithuania.
A gameboard from the subreddit geographymemes. The entirety of the former nation of russia is now merged with Ukraine, which is the name of this new, huge golden colored country. The word Ukraine is displayed in a suitably gigantic font, easy to read, with the other nations' names almost unreadably smol.
Quote from donald trump speaking to a crowd after a heckler is removed by security. "Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him. I do that for legal reasons. Do not hurt him under any circumstances. And now I can say I'm innocent."
Post on X by the account @AIPAC. It notes that two recent US Congressional races were won by "outspoken pro-Israel voices". The second paragraph states "Our community was proud to help pro-Israel candidates win these races."
Two large envelopes with a green band on the left side and boldfaced lettering "OFFICIAL BALLOT RETURN ENVELOPE". They are postage paid special Election Mail and addressed to Multnomah County Director of Elections in Portland, Oregon. They sitting askance on a black table and there is a splash of color in the top right of the frame from some unidentified object perhaps a coaster.
Picture of Donald Trump seated to the right of a woman who looks startled and deeply upset. Behind them is a man who's leaning forward and his expression is a more neutral surprise than the woman's but it's more profound and confused perhaps. Trump is looking at the woman with a complex expression on his face that is a blend of slyness, amusement, contempt, and other emotions involved in feeling superior in a power dynamics sort of way. He does not seem surprised by what's happening whatsoever.
A donut frosted with pink icing and covered in red, purple, and blue sugar and also tiny marshmallows. It's shiny, as it's recently been microwaved for 25 seconds to create an ideal consistency for both donut and toppings. It's plated on a saucer with a blue woven rim and there are a fork and fruit knife placed on the saucer. A mug of some beverage is partially visible behind it. All of this is displayed on a white tile surface.
A wildly enhanced version of the trump Christ image, with him dressed as a clown in face paint, laughing maniacally; the two women kneeling at the bedside also have red clown noses. The sky has been uplifted to feature bald eagles shooting lasers from their eyes, a lot more fireworks, and a shower of cash money. A unicorn with a rainbow mane wearing sunglasses, and a penguin in a gold chain necklace with a huge "T" pendant and wearing a red maga hat are new arrivals. A McDonald's arches can be seen behind some circus big top tents, and 2 different signs (one neon, one carnival lights) read DJ TRUMP. His right hand that is healing the sick man (who is now laughing) is gloved or perhaps cybernetic, and the cuff resembles a papal garment.
A white door in a white wall opens, and the wall reads ”The Oval Office" in painfully overcompensating florid gold cursive lettering. The man opening the door is dressed in a black suit and appears to be donald trump. He is opening the door to interact with a person holding a large brown bag of what must be fast food as it's emblazoned with the McDonald's logo; the delivery person is wearing black track pants tucked into white high top sneakers and a large red T-shirt, and is leaning toward the opening door with feet firmly planted as if afraid to approach any closer. The scene is surreal and depicts an interaction across an unthinkable socioeconomic gulf, and is deserving of historical analysis for generations to come.
An image of someone who looks like a younger version on an idealized version of Donald Trump is wearing a white robe with a red cloak and holding a ball of golden light in his left hand; he leans forward towards the viewer in a posture of reaching down and aiding, or perhaps blessing. He is surrounded by various people who are looking up at him in awe. The American flag, the Statue is Liberty, and a vague "statehouse with Neoclassical cupola" are all seen in the background, and the entire image looks like a hacky oil painting. There are warplanes in the sky, as well as fireworks, and this generated image was obviously prompted by someone who knows how to illustrate complex scenes with a sheen of propaganda.
Quote to the left of an image of Abraham Lincoln. Banner atop the image reads: "Yes! He really did say this." Quote is: "We The People are the rightful masters of both Congress and the Courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who would pervert the Constitution".
Zoom in on a paper calendar. The 5th is a Sunday and says "Easter" in small purple letters. A handwriting scrawl from the 5th across to the 7th reads "genocide threats from POTUS". The final word is smaller than it should be.
"Why are the SS smiling? Why is the flag so close to the stage when it wasn't there before the shooting?" The original image of alleged Secret Service agents helping donald trump endanger himself during a life threatening assassination attempt, with a US flag lowered into the frame from a crane above them.
A white tile countertop with a homemade protest sign composed of cardboard, wooden chopsticks, and a white piece of paper with "86 GOP TRAITORS" printed with block capitals in a deep embossed font. A second print out is in the background, suggesting this will be a 2-sided sign when completed.
Two panel image: top is a map projection of the Arabian Gulf & Strait of Hormuz, with a gazillion yellow triangles representing maritime traffic flowing throughout, the caption is "REJECT MODERNITY"; bottom is a similar map projection but of the Cape of Good Hope and a gazillion yellow triangles for ships buzzing back and forth around it, the caption reads "EMBRACE TRADITION". Found on RedNote, where the global meme community lives.
The Scooby Doo unmasking meme, in 6 panels. When the "Blue Lives Matter" flag is pulled off, the "Stars and Bars" of the Confederate States of America appear. When that flag is pulled off, the tilted swastika of the Third Reich appears. When that symbol is pulled off, a pig faced man in a shiny top hat appears and the word CAPITALISM is written over his head
Post from Twitter/X by owner and centi-billionaire Elon Musk, from 6/5/25, it has 18M views in this screencap. He writes: "Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." He quickly added another Tweet to this one which reads: "Such ingratitude" (no punctuation).
Senator Lisa Murkowski looking deeply shaken and afraid after voting YEA to give ICE more money than the USMC & to ruin healthcare for millions of Americans.
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska leaving the Senate chambers and looking like she'd just seen a Nazguul or was perhaps expecting one might be waiting for her at her home, despite her obedient vote to fund ICE and destroy healthcare for millions of Americans. Her eyes are staring into the distance, she appears to be dissociating in the midst of a mob of reporters, and the mixture of fear and shock on her face is noteworthy and strange
A political map that shows a large unified territory covering modern day Israel, Jordan, & Lebanon, plus sizable parts of Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and even some land in western Kuwait and eastern Egypt. It's entitled "'Greater Israel' as laid out by Theodor Herzl". Source is the Middle East Political and Economic Institute.
Video with an "eye in the pyramid" logo. Looks like an undercover video recording from at least 2 hidden cameras of a group of white men in tuxedos at a private sales event for a tropical beachfront property. Direct questions about human trafficking of children are asked, and the salesman is absolutely nonplussed and assures the potential buyers that lots of children are available nearby. Describes Philippinos as slaves and basically conducts the event like it's an auction of human beings, not of land.
Photo of two spotted fawns nuzzling a small grey kitten. All three animals are cuddling in a corner of a yard, with the baby deer smushed against concrete walls and the baby cat safely between them. One of the fawns has its head protectively atop the kitten's head, and the cat is obviously relaxed and ok with this arrangement. All three animals are coze maxing and while all three are looking back at the camera, there's a definite vibe of "leave us alone" being telegraphed. This image is captioned with large pastel gradient san serif font that reads "repost if you love lesbians" "or youd (sic) be happy if elon musk dies"
Parody of donald trump's 2024 staged assassination meme, but everyone (him, plus the 3 secret service conspirators) have chimpanzee faces. Everyone is grinning in that horrible teeth-bared chimp way, they're all wearing dark sunglasses, and the blond chimp in the center is gripping a banana in his upraised hand. The flag behind the actors is white with a black circle around the words BANANA REPUBLIC and the center of the flag is a bunch of bananas. The image has a watermark in the lower right that reads Tom.Adelsbach
Image for a simply bold white sans-serif text on black. It reads: 'American English is so hard. There's a silent K in "Knight," only one silent K in "Knickerbocker", but 3 silent Ks in "Republican".'
Large poster advertisement for the movie "Melania" produced by Amazon in order to curry favor with the "dictator" squatting in the White House. The poster is a black and white picture of the First Lady looking at the viewer and is basically bland and visually unspectacular. Someone improved it with a vivid red message around Melania's head and upper torso that reads "MY HUSBAND FUCKS KIDS". The artist may have also signed the piece, as a word that looks like "TIGRE" is written vertically on the left of the piece in purple ink. "WOODY" is graffitied atop the silver frame holding this piece in a more fluid black style so it's unclear who is claiming authorship of the public artwork.
A pensive or smirking photo of Jeffrey Epstein in black and white superimposed over a photo of the US Capitol dome
3 panel internet style comic. Top panel is a happy wojak in a MAGA red hat saying "I'm a free speech absolutist!" Second panel is a darkly shaded figure in a black hoodie smoking a cigarette, saying "Capitalism is evil, religion is a plague on society, and other ppl's genitals are none of your business" Third panel has a pink-faced, angry MAGA wojak with bloody tears and bared teeth who says "WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! These opinions are dangerous! Ppl who think like you should be rounded up and put in reeducation camps!"
Image of a lightly armored human in black with yellow helmet and gloves, found on reddit. Has detailed text boxes describing aspects of the outfit and why it's helpful for conducting antigovernment protest actions: heat resistant gloves, elbow and knee pads, gas mask, goggles, and helmet are all explained. All of the equipment seems commercially available and taken as a whole it's recommended as an effective uniform.
Sketch comic with two characters. They are captioned as Republican Politicians and Democrat Politicians. The Republican is saying "i want everyone to die." and has angry eyebrows. The Democrat has no eyebrows, is gesturing at them, and is saying "I don't, but that's cool. How can I help?"
A colorful oil painting style poster of a woman wearing a red coat and black tricorn hat, riding a horse and holding a lantern. The sky is blue and the full moon is partially hidden by clouds. A man also in an historical outfit is running behind her with a rifle. Both people look distressed. The caption reads "Look up Sasha Riley on Substack! Epstein Files!"
An old man is shrugging with his hands up in front of his body, palms open. He's raising his eyebrows and his mouth is neutral. The caption reads "Should we be rioting? Because it feels like we should be rioting"
One panel Dilbert cartoon. A man in red is asking "Do you have and long-term goals?" and a man in green answers "Just Death".
Tweet from 18 December 2021. "Time for your annual reminder that, according to A Christmas Carol, Bob Cratchit makes 15 shillings a week. Adjusted for inflation, that's $530.27/wk, $27,574/yr, or $13.50/hr. Most Americans on minimum wage earn less than a Dickensian allegory for destitution."
Two panel image of a WWII era soldier aiming a pistol to the left of the frame and squinting with determination. The caption reads "Me, exhausted from work trying to come up with memes to radicalize normies against this fascist hellscape and bully statists into anarchism". Second panel the soldier is in the foreground and we can see he's aiming at a stout, well armored tank, which is aiming back at him. The second caption reads "A trillion dollar propaganda machine".
Two panel image of a sad wojak in a MAGA hat saying "I can't afford food or healthcare. Please help" and a chinless trump under a trump flag saying "Fuck off". Second panel is a cartoon image of netanyahu with an israeli flag scarf saying "Give me $100 billion", and trump saying "OK".
Deep blue starry sky with a whorling purple nebula in the center. In the foreground is a gigantic Buddha statue with a serene face that is deep blue and lit slightly by the cosmic spectacle. Atop the Buddha's head a ballerina is posing in a deep lunge, her arms out to the sides in a broad gesture that suggests both poised balance and commanding power; she is wearing a thin blue gown with flared shoulders and the nebula and sky are shining through it. The dancer and/or magician is also wearing a full face mask that is shining dimly in the blue night, its almond eyes are dark and its rabbit muzzle is bright. The mask is crowned by two large and very straight rabbit ears which carve inky black ovals into the luminous magical night sky above her. It's a colorful and dynamic scene that invites metaphor and contemplation. It looks like a surreal movie still and was prompted in a language model using the emojis: 💃🐰🗿🌌🟦
Donald trump is wearing a red baseball cap, a white polo shirt, and his eyes are closed. His mouth is open; his body is sagging forward towards the table he is seated at. He appears to be in a restaurant or dining room, and a man outside the window is wearing an outfit that suggests he could be working as a nurse orderly: his posture is one of careful attention as he seems fixated on trump, only a few feet away and either dozing or dazed. A decorated placard on the table says "President Donald J. Trump, 45 47”. The orange flower in a vase on the table is turned away from him.
Two panel image. First panel shows an icon of strap of $100 bills and is labeled $40,000. Next to it is a group of 25 of these, and this is labeled $1,000,000. An arrow points to this pile of cash and the caption reads "This person is wealthy, but they are not your enemy". Second panel is a wall of this "pile of cash" icon. It has zoomed far out in order to tile the icon 25 times horizontally and this row is repeates 40 times. It is 1000 million dollars, and it is so large that the icons from the first panel placed next to it are completely dwarfed, nearly invisible. A red arrow points to this wall of one thousand million dollars and the caption reads "This Asshole, However". The visual comparison of 1 billion versus 1 million is visceral and shocking, and drives home the reality that it is a 1000:1 ratio.
Cartoon image of Scarecrow, Dorothy, Cowardly Lion in the foreground and Donald Trump in the background. Trump is standing behind a green control panel and holding a green drape with his left hand. The figures in the foreground look surprised, and Trump looks angry and nefarious as usual. The caption above reads "Pay No Attention" and the words below are "To The Pedophile Behind The Curtain"
Album cover with the words "Beck! Odelay" in block caps in a stagecoach style font. The image is a washed out grassy field where a large grey sheepdog that looks like a living floor mop is leaping upand over an equestrian hurdle. Without careful scrutiny it's easy to think the dog is just an abstract jumble of lines, but it's actually a nicely groomed sheepdog moving at high speed which is extremely unfamiliar outside of this album cover.
Digitally edited picture of Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. His skin is vaguely green, he's revealing vampire canines as he smiles, and his forehead is swollen and bears a tattoo of some Nazi falcon swastika garbage icon. He's standing near a podium, a US flag and the seal of The White House.
Screencap of social media from July 14, 2024, showing the image of Donald Trump pumping his fist with red liquid on his right ear under a US flag. He is flanked by 2 people, both of whom are smiling. This image is now seen online with their smiles changed to grim expressions. The caption reads "Why are the SS smiling? Why is the flag so close to the stage when it wasn't there before the shooting?"
Picture of a white man w bad hair and a superior smile that seems too small for his giant, unremarkable face. Quotes from him are listed, such as: "I don't care that he's dead", "He's not a hero", "He's a scumbag", "He shouldn't be celebrated". The text below explains that the picture is of Charlie Kirk, and that these are all actual things he said about George Floyd, a Black man slain by a white cop in 2020 without a trial.
Black spray paint graffiti on a red brick wall that reads "Bitchstopher Colombitch"
A nearly square, cardboard sign with all caps letters that reads "Guard: Go Home!" with 3 stout underlines below the text
Instructions on how to escape from zip-tie handcuffs, in a four panel illustration. Slipping out: Present your hands to your captor with fists clenched and palms facing down. Doing this makes your wrists bigger and creates room to slip out. After the tie is tightened, unclench, turn your wrists so they're facing inward, and work your way out. It may be tight, but the key is to just get your thumb out first. This method can be used from a variety of hand positions, and should be tried first. Breaking Zip Ties: Tighten the zip ties as much as you can with your teeth an try to make sure the lock is between your wrists.the tighter the zip, the easier to break it. Lift hands above head and bring them down quickly into your stomach. Your elbows should flare out like chicken wings, so simulate trying to touch your shoulder blades together. With this, the ties should break and their weakest point-- the lock.
Packaging and instruction manuals next to a small remote control still wrapped in plastic. A large white card in the foreground reads: "WARNING-Risk of Heat Stroke (Hyperthermia)" and some smaller text specifically warning about infants. The author believes this warning was not included with space heaters until quite recently.
Picture and key biographical data oh John Paulson, so-called high financier and alleged child rapist. White male, age 69, with 3 daughters and a history of bankrolling the GOP
A white robed angel with a halo in anime style. Her hands are clasped and she looks peaceful
Two panel meme of a man at a whiteboard. First panel he's pointing with this marker at the words "If exposing a pedo network will collapse the US" and in the second panel he's looking at the camera and smiling; the board now reads "Then the US deserves to collapse."
Black and white profile photo of Benjamin Netanyahu set over a pastel blue and purple abstract background. The word BABY is superimposed over the top of his portrait and the word KILLER floats below it. Both words are in huge neon pink block capitals, and the colors of the background and words evoke baby shower decorations.
Statue of Liberty poster image with the text: National Strike Aug 9th 2025 Shut the Country Down - No Work - No Shopping - No Gas - No Groceries Make Corporations Realize that Backing This Regime isn't Profitable
Photo of Chief Justice John Roberts with brown ink shading the background & tiny red devil horns drawn on his head. He seems legit sad and his frown is almost a pouting expression. His face looks strangely like a toddler who is about to cry in frustration.
Four panel comic w abstract characters. First panel has a person in a yellow shirt that reads The Left pulling hard on a tug rope. Second panel they are joined by another person wearing a grey shirt with a "Q" and a tinfoil hat, both signs of "conspiracy nut" behavior in the US. Third panel shows who they are playing tug rope with: a person in a red shirt that reads MAGA, and a person in a full suit, bowtie, and top hat who's labeled "Pedos". Final panel shows the yellow shirt The Left character saying "WTF?!?"
Cartoon of a large man holding a tiny girl's hand as he leans towards her. She looks upset and she's standing in the doorway of room that reads Dressing Room. The large man's pants are around his ankles, his absurdly long red tie rolls across the floor and out of frame, and his face is painted deep orange. He's looking away from the sad child and saying "Obama made me do it"
Picture of a houseplant cactus with Minority Leader Jeffries's head on top. The pot says "Billionaire Plant" in a fancy font.