Warren Fish

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Champions from Beyond {X}{W}{W} Enchantment When this enchantment enters, create X 1/1 colorless Hero creature tokens. Light Party — Whenever you attack with four or more creatures, scry 2, then draw a card. Full Party — Whenever you attack with eight or more creatures, those creatures get +4/+4 until end of turn.
A golden desk model of the best starship Enterprise, NCC-1701-E, lit to capture its shiny surface and consummate Vs.
At least 26 monarch caterpillars of varying and increasingly large size performing their adorkable routine of voracious consumption.
A beautiful but hungry-looking coyote
Enclosure to raise monarch caterpillars with plentiful milkweed and at least 26 future butterflies.
Magic: The Gathering: Arena screenshot. We are playing Brawl, and our commander is Hearthhull, the Worldseed. The game is over. We are currently controlling zero lands, a fully stationed Hearthhull, some excellent utility creatures including landfall Nissa and Aftermath analyst, and a 39/39 famished worldsire. On the stack are two superfluous Hearthhull triggers and worldsire's ETB to get us even more lands. OP was a saint to let it all play out.
Six proxy copies of each of Magic’s power nine to go with Oracle of the Alpha so that people can get silly.
Galadriel Light of Valinor Magic card from LTC 2GWU, 3/3 Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn’t been chosen this turn — • Add {G}{G}{G}. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. • Scry 2, then draw a card.
A promotional poster for “Tappy Hour” at the Goat House in Rotorua, NZ
A boiling mud bog looses steam into gnarled greenery.
One of each of the original marvel secret lair hero packages plus the bonus arcane signet.
54 of the mismatched Plains in the basics box for Melded Mardu Monarchy. Curated by a true monster, we run the gamut from Chippy’s Esper plains to the MSCHF secret lair plains that is a sticker on top of a battlefield forge.
1) Some scared guys in a hallway. Some are dressed for cold weather. There may be ice on the walls. Ominous. The front guy is holding a shotgun in one hand and using his other hand to make the universal sign for “hold on: I think I see a deadly shapeshifting alien monster that will mean the death of us all. Please remain silent and still.” 2) A genuine sled dog, verified by the blue check mark from FKA Twitter so you know he is a Good Boy and not a ravenous space monster so what is everyone so antsy about?
The Yule Cat Jólakötturinn has laid waste to a ball pit that did not receive clothes for Christmas.
Magic: The Gathering: Arena screenshot. Brawl game that is over. Our commander is Dawnsire, which has been stationed to creature status in part thanks to forsaken monument making our eldrazi from 0/1s into 2/3s. Dawnsire has attacked this turn while equipped with shadowspear. Opponent’s life total is -6. Our life total is 140.
ACCUMULATED WISDOM I DON'T ALWAYS TERMINATE MY EXPERIMENTAL SUBJECTS, BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM AFTERWARDS. STAY INQUISITIVE, MY FRIENDS.
Initiates of the Ebon hand from fallen empires
Magic: The Gathering cards Laelia, the Blade Reforged; Prosper, Tome-Bound; and Gut Shot
On June 7, 2024 the Junkies Air Force established a cube for the bottom one percent of its drafters. Its purpose was to troll the absolute idea of Magic and to ensure that the handful of players who 3-0'd were the sickest fools in the world. They were success-adjacent. Today, the Junkies call it Nonsense Camp. The flyers call it: DANGER ZONE
Incredible sandwich with chicken, hot peppers, and cheese.
Fresh french fries coated with cheese and pepper, delivering an incredible Cacio e Pepe experience.
Tezzeret, Master of The Bridge has made Ugin, Scion of Storms a free spell. This opponent did not prevail.
Mostly golgari enchantress deck. Eidolon of Blossoms and Doomwake Giant made it good.
Draft deck from The Depleted Lands. We had a big sand worm and a nasty bug as well as land recursion and crypt rats on top of pestilence.
My deck from this cube. Jodah was threatening but never did anything before dying.
Draft pool from The Oldest School. Highlights include drop of honey and mahamoto djinn.
Magic: The gathering board. We have Kellan Joins Up and The Prismatic Bridge, the second of which we got to cast for free on turn 3. We won this game.
Magic: The Gathering board where a Juggernaut is enchanted with Invisibility and Unstable Mutation.
Sleeve of a purple felt jacket with embroidered patches depicting the original art for Time Walk by Amy Weber and the emblem of Expedition 33. A hand is holding up an enamel pin depicting the a six-eyed bird sitting on the head of an earnest blue tiger-adjacent cat. The hat was for the cat but the bird keeps taking it.
Draft pool from my Tresserhorn Gardens Grixis cube. We are on artifact synergies with two Tezzerets and the 7-mana Ugin that exiles hope. Also The One Ring is in here. It was fun.
Polished red, white, and black stone cubes in a Mylar bag ready to be packed for Madison, WI.
On June 7, 2024 the Junkies Air Force established a cube for the bottom one percent of its drafters. Its purpose was to troll the absolute idea of Magic and to ensure that the handful of players who 3-0'd were the sickest fools in the world. They were success-adjacent. Today, the Junkies call it Nonsense Camp. The flyers call it: DANGER ZONE
Magic the Gathering: Arena screenshot. We have earned the incredibly tilting “death by vanilla” achievement in a brawl deck with Yargle and Multani as the commander. This deck was awful and could only have creatures with no game text. We had to cast at least five creatures over the course of the game *and win* when none of those creatures had game text. I earned this yesterday, but the achievement was bugged. Anyway, to win the game through a burgeoning army of scute swarms with an 18/6 vanilla creature after casting a few other bonehead creatures who died, we have Akroma’s Memorial on the stack. Opposing player conceded seconds after this screenshot was taken.
Weird Al performing “Fat” live in 2025 with only a negligible decrease in crazy energy from 1985. We have the amazing costume, makeup, and everything.
A pack of 15 cards from Tresserhorn Gardens, an evil- and anti-safety-focused cube of Magic: The Gathering cards. In this pack we have Whip of Erebos, Accursed Marauder, Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, Cut Down, Curiosity, Ethereal Forager, Spitting Dilopnosaurus, Rakdos Charm, Forensic Gadgeteer, Bloodsoaked Insight, Bolas’s Citadel, Talisman of Dominance, Field of the Dead, Mishra’s Research Desk, and Silverbluff Bridge.
Magic: the gathering Arena game of the brawl format. Hearthhull is our commander, but we have Icetill Explorer and Strip Mine so none of that matters. Our opponent has conceded, recognizing that they will not have any more lands this game.
Screenshot from Magic the gathering: arena. We are playing the Brawl format, and our commander is Terra, Magical Adept. In this game, she has transformed to Esper Terra and The Apprentice’s Folly has made us a convenient non-legendary copy of said Esper Terra which in turn allows us to make an arbitrary additional number of copies and attack for lethal. We also have a crucial additional enchantment to break the loop. Opponent has been a saint to allow us to play out the combo for screenshot purposes before conceding.
Cover of “The Magic of Tahini” by Dinka Gulin.
Magic the Gathering Arena screenshot. We are playing Brawl and my commander is world’s finest unicorn Emiel the blessed. Via Blessed Sanctuary, Rishkar Peema Renegade, and Angel of Grace, Emiel has brought us to a board state where my mono-green opponent cannot reduce my life total below 1. With llanowar emissary, I can also draw a bunch of cards every turn at an increasing rate because each new 4/4 unicorn token created when I flicker the angel or the emissary can tap for mana. My opponent has a horde of enormous ooze creatures, but has just reached the point of no return on their will to continue playing. Gul Dukat would approve.
A 15-card sample pack from Melded Mardu Monarchy including Liliana, Waker of the Dead; Sacred Foundry; Virtue of Persistence; Glorybringer; Plunge into Winter; Evolved Sleeper: Legion Loyalist; Yoshimaru, Ever Faithful; Generous Gift; Embercleave; Cut Down; Justice Strike; Bartolome del Presidio; Feather, the Redeemed; and Sunbaked Canyon
An act card from Sonic: The Hedgehog manipulated to read “Fascist Hellscape Zone: Act 1.”
Warren Fish’s jacket with numerous nerdy pins and patches.
A mischievous feline regards magic: the gathering streamer Amazonian with pernicious reverence.
Marauding Mako. A Magic: The Gathering card depicting a jaunty shark pirate with an affinity for weaponizeable junk.
“Deluxe clutch” locking pin backs in chrome and brass finishes.
Token copies of the Magic cards Tarmogoyf, Liliana of the Veil, Bloodbraid Elf, Lightning Bolt, Blightning, and Abrupt Decay, each with a metal watercolor Jund back to accompany the mystery booster 2 playtest card Jund ‘em Out.