Xoraurea, Weaver of Unholy Scripture

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Hiya. I’m a person. I like writing stories and applications, I suppose.

A grey background with an InstallShield installer window for Broken Sword 4. The buttons at the bottom of the window are overlaid on a panel in the style of Windows XP's silver colour scheme.
Go to horny jail but instead it's Hornby jail and the baseball bat is a model train
A glowing green radioactive pool in the first Half-Life game.
A Google Search with the question 'how many days of the week have a snake in them' The AI Overview says 'Two days of the week contain the letters to spell "snake": Tuesday and Wednesday. Here is how the letters break down: - T-u-e-s-n-a-k-e - W-e-d-n-e-s-d-a-y'
Dominos beginning to fall.
A screenshot from a BBC News article: "Dr Stephenson was appointed to the role in July and she started earlier this month. It was greeted with hostility by some trans campaigners, in part because she had donated money to the case of lawyer Allison Bailey, who won part of a tribunal claim that she was discriminated against because of her gender-critical views."
A screenshot showing the Occidental, opposite the Treasury Building and the White House, in Google Earth.
Some concept art merging Windows 95's interface with Microsoft's newer Fluent Design standard. A desktop with a modernised version of Windows 95's setup background is visible, with icons pointing to This PC and Recycle Bin. A taskbar with a 95-style Start button and classic Windows flag is at the bottom, with a selected Welcome window and a clock reading 3:04pm. The only window open on the screen is the Welcome to Windows 11 logo, featuring a 'Did you know...' section telling the user how to open programs, and buttons for What's New, Microsoft Account, Ask Copilot and Close. A modernised version of the old Windows cursor is hovering over the window. In the corner, a build string reads 'Microsoft Windows Code Name "Chicago"', 'For testing purposes only. Build 22950.chicago_sv.250817-1147'.
A screenshot taken on my Mac, showing the word 'people' underlined in blue by autocorrect and 'peope' suggested by macOS as a replacement.
The stupid age verification screen to access DMs in Bluesky in the UK. “Age Assurance You must complete age assurance in order to access this screen. The laws in your location require you to verify you’re an adult before accessing certain features on Bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging. Go to account settings Don’t worry! All existing messages and settings are saved and will be available after you verify you’re an adult.”
A fake CNN image, showing a graveyard with the CNN logo and text overlaid. The topic of the headline is the NYC Democratic primary, with the headline reading 'Epstein Back From Dead, Endorses Cuomo'. The ticker at the bottom is partly cut off, but reads 'controversial financier calls on Mamdani to triply condemn Hamas'. Next to it is text saying 'state of the race'.
A headline from The Times: "BBC bosses back Martine Croxall over 'pregnant people' correction". The subheading beneath reads "Managers are 'intensely relaxed' about the newsreader changing the scripted words to 'pregnant women'".
A screenshot of a source code file being displayed in an NT 4 POSIX shell through less, a command which only displays part of a file at a time.
A ksh window running ls and sed, with Windows NT 4's winver dialog in the foreground.
A screenshot of the Fox News channel, except the headlines are edited to talk about the "biggest bank run in American history", telling viewers that "banks are out of money: withdraw now".
A Lumon terminal from Severance, with Helly quoted as saying 'They were scary. The numbers were scary.' However, instead of the standard numbers, the scary numbers are figures from the downturn in the stock market today, and the open file that Helly is completing is called Tariffs.
The common meme with soldiers reading headlines saying 'Hitler Dead', except in this version the headlines say 'Hitler Alive' and they're all frowning. Because that's obviously a very bad thing.
A quote from yours truly, telling you to "go to your bank at 9am tomorrow and withdraw all your money", attributed to my Bluesky handle. A picture of Warren Buffett looks on ominously in front of a red to black gradient. I do, however, have to stress for legal reasons that the picture is entirely unrelated to the contents of the quote.
A screenshot from an article in The Times regarding Keir Starmer's intent to declare an end to globalisation. "Other developments: • Jaguar Land Rover is halting shipments of its British-made cars to America for a month from tomorrow while it works out how to mitigate the cost of the 25 per cent import tariff imposed on the industry. • Ministers could be forced to introduce a second wave of welfare cuts amid fears that the UK’s finances will deteriorate further. The Cabinet Office is also promising a new bonfire of the quangos to make efficiency savings."
A red Reliant Robin, a notoriously silly British three-wheeled car, flipping on its side, because it had a tendency to do that a lot.
A graph of public opinion polling on the UK benefits system showing data since late 2019, with the general trend since 2020 being that the number of people believing the system is "not strict enough" increases over time and the number thinking the system is "too strict" decreases over time.
The 'this is fine' meme except the Democrats are sitting in a burning building now, and instead of saying 'this is fine', they're saying nothing. Because the Democrats are saying nothing about Trump and Musk's self-coup.
The "this is fine" meme, but it's Chuck Schumer sitting in a burning building, saying "trump should end the faa hiring freeze" instead of "this is fine".
A popup on a website. "Privacy - it's your choice. Please choose an option: Read for free with ads and cookies I agree to the use of cookies and similar technologies to serve relevant advertising and improve my service Pay to remove all adverts Pay to read The Race without adverts or cookies used for personalised ads"
One source rejected the idea that ministers were poised to “rush through” rule changes in response to Musk’s interest. “We’ll beat Reform by defeating their arguments rather than changing the rules to stop them getting money from Elon Musk,” said a source. “You don’t successfully take on populists by changing the rules in bid to thwart them.”
Variety article with a big ol' picture of Bill Maher and the headline: "Bill Maher Says 'I May Quit' HBO's 'Real Time' Because 'I Don't Want to Do' More Donald Trump Coverage"
Paul Frazee and Rose Wang on the Bluesky livestream. Paul is looking eccentrically off to one side and Rose is drinking from a cup.
A screenshot of Windows Codename Longhorn, with the blue Plex theme, with the start menu open and the widget sidebar visible on the right. The background is the default abstract aurora-themed wallpaper.
Wikipedia screenshot: 2 April – An embryo that was a cross between a human and a cow survives a third straight day after being fertilised at Newcastle University. A director for embryonic stem cell laboratories at the Australian Stem Cell Centre says that the "99 per cent human" embryo could improve research within the field of human diseases. The Catholic Church of England and Wales however said that the creation was "monstrous" and that the later destruction of it was unethical.
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Minecraft Beta 1.2_02 title screen
A bunch of Cybertrucks in the desert for some godforsaken reason
A screenshot of the Minecraft movie teaser on the game's Twitter account, paused at a moment where a wolf is howling in front of a square moon. You know, like the T-shirt
A screenshot from the Visual Basic 6 IDE showing code to call the Lua API from Visual Basic.
The cover art for Portal 2.
The New Project dialog from Visual Basic 6
That one meme with the conspiracy theorist and the pinboard with lines between everything on it
Excerpt from the quoteskeeted article: "It comes after the murder of Brianna Ghey, a teenager killed by two 15-year-olds who watched violent content online. Her mother, Esther Ghey, is campaigning for under-16s to be banned from accessing social media."
A Swiss long-distance double-decker train passing through open countryside and farmland, with mountains in the distance.
A BBC article from 2013, with the headline "Lewis Hamilton: Sebastian Vettel dominance could bore fans", except Sebastian Vettel is scribbled out and replaced with Katie Tightpussy. Lewis Hamilton looks very concerned about this
Screenshot of the headline of an article: "Right-wingers claim trans women have unfair advantage in hot dog-eating contests The kicker: The champion they targeted for "stealing" the victory isn't even trans."
The British Rail Class 158 Express Sprinter waiting at Bristol Temple Meads, on a route to Portsmouth Harbour.
Meme from Back to the Future - Doc Brown says "They found me. I don't know how but they found me." Except Paul is over Doc Brown's face
A handwritten (well, with stylus) note: My handwriting is mostly print, with the occasional splash of cursivey-ness. This is more cursive-y. Unfortunately.
The Famous Iconic Katie Tightpussy Character with My Profile Picture Superimposed
A Stock Graph for $KTPY, the Official Stock of Katie Tightpussy, with Numbers from One to Twelve in the Style of a Human Clock
The quoteskeeted Inside out Katie poster, with the addition of a clock in place of the o in 'Inside out' and with "Pixar says hey guys check this out" instead of "Pixar presents"
How law works without government: One night, Walter commits an act of aggression against Marie; robbery. One night, ADT commits an act of aggression against Marie; robbery. One night, Ring commits an act of aggression against Marie; robbery. Marie is sentenced to have a lot of her property seized and given to Walter.
The prototype Advanced Passenger Train turning a corner on a rail track
The world-famous "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids" meme except it's Katie saying "how do you do, fellow Gen Z"
A painting of some old painter painting some old painting somewhere in the depths of time
Black and white pixellated photo of Elmo, with the text "Elmo 2/2/24 never forget"
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SpongeBob time card saying "Several months later..."
The birthday boy routine: "Today is my birthday and I'm not asking for anything, I am definitely not asking for forgiveness. But I would like to explain my actions. Again I am not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding."
Poster hilariously parodying the style of "this job has gone 0 days without an accident" posters, instead reading "this katie has posted for 0 days without a cancellation" in humorous Comic Sans MS typefaces
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Gene Wilder incredibly sarcastically telling someone to stop and come back
A frame from The Queen of Sheba, a 2006 special from BBC sitcom The Royle Family
The Classic Scene from Hit Comic Garfield, where Feline Garfield stares in Bemusement at No Garfield Sign