Taylor 🩻

@xrayspecs.me

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Interpreter of medical images, veteran music listener, and oxford comma fan. WI 🏳️‍🌈

Bluesky thread where the official account of the band The Mountain Goats asks people to report an imposter account that happens to put a hyphen between "mountain" and "goat." I replied that hyphenating mountain and goat was psychopath behavior. He replied that the official website has that hyphen. I replied that it was cool when he does it. It is a highly embarrassing exchange.
Screenshot of a headline from The Guardian: "US quadruple amputee cornhole champion arrested on suspicion of murder." There is a photo of the suspect mid toss.
Photo from an aerial thermal camera with a person that has their hands up. Headline states: "Police use drone technology to catch 'serial pooper' in public park."
Headline from Ars Technica: Bad sleep made woman's eyelids so floppy they flipped inside out, got stuck
News headline with photos of a liquor store with broken bottles on the floor and a raccoon lying on the floor next to a toilet. The headline says, "Drink raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in."
Road sign that says "SLOW turtle crossing area."
News headline screenshot with a photo of a hole smashed through a windshield. The headline says "Bald eagle drops cat through car windshield on North Carolina highway, driver says."
Picture of the rapper Xzibit from the "yo dawg" meme template. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xzibit-yo-dawg
Can of limited edition "Holiday Creamy Vanilla" flavored Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
Screenshot of a playlist with two songs. The first is "Bunny is a Rider" by Caroline Polachek. The second is "Bunny ain't no kind of rider" by of Montreal.
Local news story with a picture of a person in a witch costume in a canoe. The headline says "Witches paddle down Yahara River in Madison's magical Halloween event."
A photo of a painting that looks a lot like a butthole. This was presented as a memory by my Google Photos app.
"In practice, a RIF amid a shutdown added more trauma to the demoralized staff. In opening remarks, Local AFGE 2883 President Yolanda Jacobs noted that the CDC Human Resources staff had been furloughed during the shutdown but were temporarily brought back into work just so they could process termination letters—including their own. A terminated CDC employee who spoke on condition of anonymity said that more than 90 percent of the HR staff is now gone."
A screenshot of a reddit post from user nXnomad22: Google tells me that the average Redwood height is approximately 250' (3000") tall and 13' (156") round. Travis Kelce is 6' 5" (77") tall.the scaling ratio of a average assumed penis owned by a human the size of Kelce to a Redwood is approximately 510:1, meaning a redwood is 510x taller and rounder than stated penis. Using these assumptions 250/510 = .4901 feet or approximately 5.892" in length and 13/510 = .0254 feet round or approximately 3.048" round. Now weight and girth and angle of the tip may be a bit more subjective. We can calculate the volume of a cylinder by using V = πr²h which makes for an assumed volumetric weight of 42.923". The assumed girth of an object 3.048" round using the formula C = π(3.048) or 9.577. Without more informative lyrics from the song of photographic evidence of said member we will likely need to use an assumed optimal angle of approximately 45° In order to calculate the true scale we would need to use The only scientifically approved formula for calculating the Adjusted Penis Size (Thank you Randy Marsh) [(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)] / Angle of Tip [(5.892 x 3.048) + (42.923 / 9.577)] / 45 = 0.4986822151 giving Kelce a TMI Adjusted Penis size of 5.984" falling squarely in the average range.
Photo of a bear looking sinister with his paws together in front of a bunch of seagulls.
LP of Echoes by the Rapture on a turntable with the sleeve propped up next to it.
Me holding my new copy of Echoes, the debut album by The Rapture.
Me in front of my local book store holding my new copy of Such Great Heights by Chris DeVille. It was windy and my hair is a little wild.
An ad for cauliflower rice. The third check box says "includes cauliflower" which should have been implied given that cauliflower rice is composed exclusively of cauliflower.
A picture of a red Nissan Cube, a roughly cube shaped vehicle with an asymmetric wrap around rear window.
My turntable is on the left with Twin Cinema by The New Pornographers on the platter. The record sleeve is propped up on the right.
Row of "Retro Sours" candy at the store in round tins just below the Altoids. There are citrus, mango, and tangerine flavors. They each cost $2.99.
Me holding a bag of Lemonhead ropes. It's soft, tube shaped candy with white filling in the center. It's basically a sweettart rope, but with Lemonhead branding. The package also specifies that this is lemon flavored, in case that wasn't clear.
My hand holding a can of limited edition ice cream sundae flavored soda from A&W. Artificially flavored.
Still shot from The Last of Us season 2 episode 7. Ellie's hand is holding a copy of The Monster at the End of This Book, a Sesame Street book starring Grover.
A card from the dating app Hinge with the prompt "Together we could" and the person completed the sentence with "collect bugs."
A still frame from the Maury show. There is a person dressed like a chicken with the caption "Amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time."
Record sleeve of Give Up by The Postal Service sitting next to my record player.
My record player with the sleeve for Savage Hills Ballroom by Youth Lagoon next to it.
Screenshot of a news article with the title "Wisconsin DNR rescues bear with jar stuck on head." There is a photo of a person using a tool to cut the jar off of the bear's head.
Me holding a copy of The Raw Shark Texts by Steven Hall. This is a used copy that used to be at the Dallas Public Library.
Article from CBS News with the headline "Bear wandering around northern Wisconsin with jar stuck on its head." There is an image of a bear with dark fur with his head in a clear plastic jar.
A fake news article. The title is "QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough to Have Imposter Syndrome?" And the lead photo is a woman with a judgmental expression.
Cover art for the album "moisturizer" by Wet Leg. It has two women with creepy fingernails making unsettling poses in an empty room.
Photo of a little girl sitting at a table playing with finger puppets. She kind of looks like an old lady. The caption says FENGA PAPIT
My copy of In The Aeroplane Over The Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel on my turntable. The sleeve is situated above the turntable.
Several still images set to music, all of which feature giraffes in humorous situations. These are all vintage memes from over a decade ago.
A line graph with "breath" in the y-axis on a scale of good (high) to bad (low). The x axis is "number of orange tic tacs eaten" on a scale of 0 to 9. The graph is a flat line in the "bad breath" end of the y axis, indicating that your breath will be just as bad without any orange tic tacs as it would be with anywhere from 1 to 9 orange tic tacs. This is funny because tic tacs are marketed as mints.
A guy with a beard and glasses holding a copy of The Martian by Andy Weir. The guy is me.
Cover art for Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco
LP of Picaresque by The Decemberists. It's on top of another LP, which is on top of a brown bag.
LP of Merriweather Post Pavilion by Animal Collective. This is the 15th anniversary edition with a foil gatefold cover. Two other records that I also bought are underneath.
You Forgot it in People by Broken Social Scene. This is the 20th anniversary Record Store Day release, still sealed in its original packaging.
A cinnamon roll from Stella's in a paper to go container. It looks delicious.