Colonel Panic 💾

@xtools.at

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Web/Hardware/Blockchain Developer from 🇦🇹 Creator of colibri.diy, and other things no one asked for. ❤️ Fediverse and decentralisation

meme, 3 panels. 1: how americans think the world sees them - avengers. 2: how the world actually sees them: the imperium. 3: how they actually are - spaceballs
a storefront with a neonsign saying "grapedistrict". the G is not illuminated
"inside you there are two frogs" - showing a frog with a knife, being held back by another
screenshot of a post: she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try, but also you just knew there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try
Billionaires in 2025 be like: hand holding RAM sticks
idiocracy electrolytes meme, but using steam box instead
Road Rash
oprah meme - everyone gets a retro gaming drive
oracle org chart meme, showing a few engineers but a ton of lawyers
meme "Priest tempted by girl", girl: the new Motorola Razr, priest: Me wanting to buy a pixel 9a for the camera and 7 years of updates, grapheneos, etc.
Dublin theatre with "book of mormon" ads
Google captcha: select all SoCs which can boot mainline Linux
Me working on a project website and content for 2+ weeks already, instead of writing firmware - this fine! (meme)
assortment of various ESP32 development boards
Energetic Elon Musk and Serious Barron Trump meme: me writing a roadmap and todos vs me implementing everything
jurassic park meme - this guy released version 0.0.3 of colibri.diy - see nobody cares
oil painting of darth vader holding a pint
i've asked Grok for ten reasons why elon can suck my arsehole, and it actually replied
three dragons meme: left: seedsigner $50, middle: jade $80, right: colibri.diy $4
iron man meme - "he built a hardware wallet in a cave - with scraps!"
$4 DIY crypto hardware wallet - colibri.diy
delusional rambling
everything you create matters
person holding the tip of a soldering iron
left: ESP32 S3 (one with camera); right: ESP32 C3; bottom: ESP32 C6 😍
A logo depicting a bowl of beans
esp32 c3 supermini - arduino ide compatible hardware development board for makers
Portal variant of the disloyal boyfriend meme, where he actually looks at his girlfriend
Mortal Wombat
collection of ESP32 development boards
can of "finnish ham", post saying "read in mortal kombat voice"
delusional ramblings
delirious ramblings
picture of a circuit/pcb, and medieval protection spells. text: "boy i love teapping demons in microscopic silicon megastructures to do my bidding"
docker is being started before the song starts playing. eventually the laptop catches fire.
"feels good" meme of guy shaving
Assembled and disassembled "Safu Ninja" keystores