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The one comment on a Pornhub video: “Russia's geopolitical position could offer us new leverage in international politics, allowing us to advocate more effectively for our national interests.”
Mitra Jouhari: I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE I Will Never Change I Will Never Improve That Is A Promise!!
Peter Sterne @petersterne: “[Graham] Platner and [Morris] Katz see 3 candidates as the most acceptable potential replacements: former ME Senate President Troy Jackson, ME Secretary of State Shenna Bellows and ME state Rep. Valli Geiger” DAVE Weigel, quoting: “The last 24 hours, with Platner's team signaling that he wants a role in elevating his replacement, raises the question: Would the replacement campaign with Platner in the general? Would he be an asset? Or does he anoint and then walk into the sunset?”
Wilhelm II, Hitler, Martin Luther & Angela Merkel all looking at a clock that just says “Destroy Europe,” with the captain “Good Heavens, just look at the time!”
Ross McIntire: “terrible optics! but i'm not letting anyone whitewash [Scott] Wiener as some innocent guy who believes the right things but hapoens [sic] to be Jewish”
Canderaid: “Months out from clearing away the multi-story rat-infested garbage piles and New Yorkers are demonstrating Balkan levels of nationalism. This is why we can't let them have non-shitty mayors”
Canderaid: “Months out from clearing away the multi-story rat-infested garbage piles and New Yorkers are demonstrating Balkan levels of nationalism. This is why we can't let them have non-shitty mayors”
Camo Hat Wyatt Cenac: “In which I make the case that Miller Lite is the anecdote to the decadence of a professional class that constantly chases novel gustatory experiences and has come to confuse this empty, hedonistic quest with being cultured.” “The ANECDOTE to” you fucking idiot
Taylor Lorenz, relitigating DoorDash discourse: “Literally no one is saying it's a human right. No one. What ppl are saying is that be DoorDash, Uber etc drove all the other affordable delivery options out of business through predatory tactics, disabled and poor people are now forced to pay extra for cooked meals, which is badl [sic]”
Quoth Lego Businessman II: “[A]nd yet again my main takeaway from the fracas is a bunch more people (like the person in the screenshot) need to be actually banned not like three day but never back on this website ever again”
Kate Willett, on Year Four of malding over an argument with Sam Deutsch: “I loved Bernie's 2020 campaign but it couldn't happen today. If AOC runs in 2028 a lot of the left will have to openly make the case for healthcare + liberal imperialism. It's going to get racist. The ‘us’ in ‘not me,us’ will be spelled out, and it'll hurt it isn't all of us.”
Middle Denzel film is Glory
Lauryn Hill: “I don't know anyone who's not emotionally unstable or schizophrenic. People wake up, they have one mood, they have another mood. The only reason why it's looked at as crazy is because we have these images, these icons, the icons before us that are not reality. I'm saying: "Who told you that was the standard?"
Hasan Piker: “he [Platner] should absolutely do tucker. it makes no sense not to.” Ryan Grim: “Yeah easy call at this point, especially in Maine, where Tucker lives”
If you know you know
King Wow: I thought the Earl vs JPEGMAFIA divide would be more equal but nope not even his fans (jpeg) like him Imao Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson: as a fan of JPEGMAFIA, he's insufferable King Wow: highkey
Porno Matt: “It's great that Richard Hanania is a living embodiment of all the kinds of intelligence IQ tests don't measure, in that he has none of it. But also there's no way he had a 140 IQ.”
Tonight in “letting the facts condemn for themselves:” “[Britney] Spears, known as the ‘Princess of Pop,’ was freed from her conservatorship in 2021, ending the 13-year arrangement that legally stripped her of the authority to make personal and financial decisions. In the years since, many of her followers have expressed concern over her mental health, citing her social media posts. Many of her Instagram updates show her dancing alone in her home. One featured her dancing with knives that she later said were not real.”
“People talk about being a hater as if it's simple. As if I don't have to watch hours of content to be as up to date on my hating as possible. I try to change that, as an educated hater with good points and actual critical thinking. Hating is a full time job y'know”
"I'm pregnant!" shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife. He places a finger on her lips. "No, it is I who am pregnant," he says. "Pregnant with the next great American novel." He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.
TMZ: “🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears has been arrested in California for a DUI. What we know: tmz.me/qhyGeDV” beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory, QTing TMZ: “‘Free Britney’ is probably going to go down as like the most disastrous identity politics pop culture social movement of the decade it feels representative of everything wrong with the lib-left idpol fight against mental health services and institutionalization” Porno Matt, QTing piperocktheory: “The ‘free Britney’ campaign was social media brain rot that liberals had misgivings about and was endorsed by THE REPUBLICAN PARTY” (actually true: https://x.com/judiciarygop/status/1435388292913143816?s=46&t=EVacQAfMyu_qRNEUvMsXFw)