Christian Simmers

@xuelder.neocities.org

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Tech Warlock of the Louisiana Swamps He/Him GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design. https://xuelder.neocities.org/

Screenshot of a Tumblr post: kushblazer666 cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas 2.681 notas jun. 18th, 2022
Poster of Toy Story 3
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Paul Atreides (Dune 1984) wearing a Starbucks Apron.
CHOKE the official soft drink of the ATLANTA FALCONS
Same video as before, set to snake eater
MagicX Zero40 gaming handheld: It has a vertical screen made for DS emulation and standard handheld controls, (Dpad, stick, ABXY, Start, Select)
Apollo holding the dodgeball of prophesy
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers/Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected. Security technicians: *takes a deep swig of whiskey* I wish I had been born in the neolithic.
A picture of Timmy Turner from the Nickelodeon Cartoon 'Fairly Odd Parents' praying, "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
A close up of Ed Zitron's face, aka The Smiling Man
Oh shit, for real?
From the article in the quote tweet: Gov. Jeff Landry, a Republican and Murrill Ally, tweeted on X that he planned to pardon her. “Our fabulous (Murrill) will not have to worry about having her reputation tarnished by this kangaroo grand jury or the Orleans Kangaroo court as I will pardon her as fast as the law allows,” he said.
A close up of a Jimbo Plush's face, the joker mascot of hit indie game Balatro; this is done in reference to Ed Zitron's Smiling Man meme.
From Destiny 2, Drifter leaning on a table with a drink, to the right is Archie, a robot dog, looking dejected, and to his left is Eris Morn, looking perturbed. Captioned is Drifter saying, "What a week, Huh?" and Eris's response "Drifter, it is Wednesday."
Edited Junji Ito panel where a girl points to an empty shelf saying "You could play some of my PS3 games if you get bored" while a guy respond "Um... Ok? Thanks."
The Box Art for METAL WOLF CHAOS, an Xbox game made by From Software. The box art centers a Mech with a metric shittonne of weaponry, with an explosion behind it, and a zoomed in American Flag waving behind that.
Louisiana "I Voted" sticker with a Cartoon Crawfish in a tailored suit waving.
A Stylophone Theremin
Cake posted earlier but frosted with a cream cheese frosting and chopped pecans on the side like a crumb.
A cheesecake between two layers of carrot cake
A photoshopped Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, played by Randy Quaid, dumping waste into the DC reflecting pool.
A cheesecake, step one of my ridiculous birthday cake.
A close up of a Jimbo the Jester plush, the mascot of the indie game Balatro, imitating Ed Zitron's Smiling Man meme.
Ace Pride Flag wreathed in flames with a font literally on fire spelling out "*Epic Saxophone Solo*"
Tuvix: I'm here. I'm me. I'm alive! A choice box with two choices: Perform the separation and Don't perform the separation.
Tinker CAD workspace of guitar
Angular guitar body
Ben Affleck with a lit cigarettes loosely on his side, looking miserable
Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers/Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected. Security technicians: *takes a deep swig of whiskey* I wish I had been born in the neolithic.
Larry the Cucumber glaring daggers with the mark of the Majin.
Steel guitar slide on my finger
Peavey PV6 BT 6 input stereo mixer.
A sketch of a bass guitar concept with 3 strings
Luke and Vader meeting with Palpatine in the world's worst parent teacher principal conference ever. Of all time.
Heather Flowers
A picture of Darth Vader captioned by a tweet by @aallleeexxxxxx1 "my gay son and thot daughter have refused to take care of me in my old age"
Luke and Vader meeting the Emperor on the second Death Star
An assortment of crawfish and fixings
Apollo holding the dodgeball of prophecy.
Eggbug: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Website That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'
All of us watching The Phantom Menace back in 1999: "Why does any of this matter? Who gives a shit about the taxation of trade routes?!" George Lucas in February 2025: *A series of photos of George celebrating.*
LD Jam theme slaughter screen shot sliver focused on a theme called "No text in the entire game" highlighted in the red of my narrative designer tears...
Supreme Chancellor Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine with a solemn look saying an edited quote "I love Game Design." The original quote being "I love Democracy"
[Caption above the panels:] How Standards Proliferate (See: A/C chargers, character encodings, instant messaging, etc.) [A text-only panel.] Situation: There are 14 competing standards. [Cueball and Ponytail stand facing each other.] Cueball: 14?! Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone's use cases. Ponytail: Yeah! [Another text-only panel. The word "Soon:" appears in its own box at the upper left of the panel.] Soon: Situation: There are 15 competing standards.
“We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.” ― Ursula K. Le Guin