Yabbs

@yabbbs.bsky.social

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Alum of both sides of the 2021 and 2023 B1G Championship Games. MN-made.

Adam Shefter and Trump on a Leaf President's Day "Sports" card
Leaf President's Day Card signed by Ryan Day with President GWB also on the card.
Four books for the science department library and some sciencey sticky notes from the registry
Mosby the Rottweiler Dachshund mix, laying on top of two blankets and his flayed and emptied dog bed inside his kennel. The foam filling of his bed is no longer inside the bed and is strewn around the inside and outside of his kennel
+Follow Phil Kessel @PKessel81 Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it. RETWEETS 6,557 LIKES 6,373 From the Olympics when Phil Kessel didnt get selected for the US team
+Follow Phil Kessel @PKessel81 Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it. RETWEETS 6,557 LIKES 6,373 From the Olympics when Phil Kessel didnt get selected for the US team
OnlyJeffs. A deck built around variants containing Jeff's and a coherent deck surprisingly coalesced.
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible
Yabbs' TBell order yesterday: Supreme Luxe Box MTN DEW® Baja Blast™ Zero Sugar - Medium Remove Ice Chalupa Supreme - Chicken Remove Lettuce Add Black Beans Add Onions Beefy 5-Layer Burrito Add Slow-Roasted Chicken Add Grilled Crunchy Taco Add Beans Remove Lettuce Add Onions Chips and Nacho Cheese Sauce $9.10
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette Aries Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising, Pisces Venus. Colors: #E8472E #B68AA8 #A8BFA0 #B6A4D8. SUN Aries Sun Signal Flame MOON Libra Moon Dusty Orchid #E8472E Closest Pantone match: 7417 C RGB 232, 71, 46 #B68AA8 Closest Pantone match: 2058 C RGB 182, 138, 168 RISING Virgo Rising Clean Fern VENUS Pisces Venus Watercolor Lilac #A8BFA0 Closest Pantone match: 2404 C RGB 168, 191, 160 #B6A4D8 Closest Pantone match: 264 C RGB 182, 164, 216 pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette Aries Sun, Libra Moon, Virgo Rising, Pisces Venus. Colors: #E8472E #B68AA8 #A8BFA0 #B6A4D8. SUN Aries Sun Signal Flame MOON #E8472E Closest Pantone match: 7417 C RGB 232, 71, 46 Libra Moon Dusty Orchid #B68AA8 Closest Pantone match: 2058 C RGB 182, 138, 168 RISING Virgo Rising Clean Fern #A8BFA0 Closest Pantone match: 2404 C RGB 168, 191, 160 VENUS Pisces Venus Watercolor Lilac #B6A4D8 Closest Pantone match: 264 C RGB 182, 164, 216 pantonecolors.net
A black and brown blue that is Mo excitedly moving in preparation to go in the car.
Sickos Committee merch IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE THE SUN BELT IS THE FUN BELT PLAY MORE BOWL GAMES NEVER KICK A SAD FIELD GOAL PUNTING IS WINNING GREAT TEAMS COVER HAWAI'I IS THE NIGHTCAP WEEKNIGHTS ARE FOR THE MAC RUN THE TRIPLE LET THE BAND PLAY NECK ALL FOOTBALL IS GOOD FOOTBALL
My pasty hand holding a blue Sharpie S-Gel pen
A picture of Mosby the Rottweiler/Dachshund mix with a very sad begging face
An emoji kitchen concoction that combines poop emoji and a donut. Which feels very Jelly Roll.
A rottweiler-dachshund mix in a purple and green harness going for a trail walk in a wooded county park. It's a bluebird day in the sky and the sun is diffusing through the trees creating a beautiful pattern on the path
White mid-30s dude with gray in his beard and hair, smirking at the camera while the mirrored sunglasses show some reflection of his forearms and hide his exhausted eyes from a long day of yard work.
Somehow Palpatine Returned meme, but it says Sabato for Aaron Sabato
A spring-y bouquet with daisies tulips, snap dragons, and roses. The vase sits on a white granite countertop.
Just two goofy part Rottweiler boys, zonked on their sides.
Mo meerkating in my kitchen, staring directly into camera
A selfie of a man with graying beard, in front of a tree he's forgotten the name of and wearing the new Royals City Connect hat, despite being a Twins fan.
A pair of cardinals (one each male and female) with the female cardinal staring into the camera with a "is he still behind me?" kind of look
A donation to NAPW: $10 for every season since my Freshman year (2007), that lowa scored above the Brian Ferentz Line (325)
AI-powered recycling camera that is just a big emoji face
Memorializing the 17-7 win for the Ax that Al got to see before she passed in March.
A $100 donation to New American Pathways to Navy (because *sub* optimal). And also Fuck Gary.
Gary Chiles @garychiles.bsky.social Follow I believe that engineers call this "suboptimization." They are trying to fix the problem at the wrong level. All the money in the world isn't going to make it easier for immigrants in America in 2026 if we have ICE running around. 12:34 PM Apr 20, 2026 Motherfucker got ratio'ed and then deleted it
A more glamorous shot of Mo. Resting his chin on the ottoman pensively.
Mo the Rottweiler/Dachshund mix laying on his back with his paws against the couch. His ear is flipped for reasons unclear to me.
A Fiat 500 A worth in White with Red racing trim in a drive thru wait line at Culver's.
Geordi La Forge in the meme format originated with Drake (top panel "Nah"; Bottom Panel "yes") Top panel says "Gulf of America (nah) Bottom Panel says "Taskmaster* *Season* 21" Emphasizing that the Taskmaster YT channel is calling it Season 21
And Byron Buxton, who did not die (on the Muppet Christmas Carol Tiny Tim meme)
One picture of Mo playing tug with a purple snake(?). He is play-growling and is a very vicious boy.
West Wing Clip between Dr. Abigail Bartlet and Oliver Babish Babish: I read Le Monde, was it in Le Monde? Dr. Bartlet: I don't know, I don't read Le Monde. Babish: Pity.
Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme image
A donation to Jamie's YHF fundraiser for 90.77 + fees.
Squirrel leaning in for an extreme close-up
PJ the Lab/Rottie looking far too happy in his taco costume for Halloween while his brother Mo looks on in disbelief/sadness
Terry Labonte #5 Corn Flakes paint job
Mo with his new pickle toy. Mo looks surprisingly small in this picture because of the angle... And his small legs
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Your AEOK JND 0.0049 Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND of 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate. Share result Again. I can do better. Read the post about this.
Andrea Kimi Antonelli definitely hitting the Spurs Up hand signal.
The scene from LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring where Merry finds out beers come in pints
A screenshot of Bluesky with a post from jebushchrist.bsky.social "Another bad day for the whites" Below it a screencap by Sickos CBB, showing Iowa State fans surrender cobra'ing and looking generally in shock, while #4 Iowa State is down 14 to #16 Texas Tech
Screenshot of Sports-Reference for a first round game in the 2022 Men's March Madness. Richmond beats Iowa 67-63
Screenshot of Sports-Reference for a 2006 Men's March Madness game between Northwestern State and Iowa
My muted words: sotu, state of the union, trump, newsom.
RULE 74 TOO MANY PLAYERS ON THE ICE 74.1. TOO MANY PLAYERS ON THE ICE Players may be changed at any time during the play from the Players' Bench provided that the Player or Players leaving the ice shall be within 1.50 m of their Players' Bench and out of the play before the change is made - refer also to Rule 71 - Premature Substitution. At the discretion of the On-ice Officials, should a substituting Player come onto the ice before their Teammate is within the 1.50 m limit of the Players' Bench (and therefore clearly causing their Team "too many Players" on the ice), then a Bench Minor Penalty may be assessed. When a Player is retiring from the ice surface and is within the 1.50 m limit of their Players' Bench, and their substitute is on the ice, then the retiring Player shall be considered off the ice for the purpose of Rule 70 - Leaving Players Bench or Penalty Box. If in the course of making a substitution, either the Player entering the game or the Player retiring from the ice surface plays the puck with their stick, skates or hands or who checks or makes any physical contact with an opposing Player while either the Player entering the game or the retiring Player is actually on the ice, then the infraction of "too many Players on the ice" will be called. If in the course of a substitution either the Player(s) entering the play or the Player(s) retiring is struck by the puck accidentally, the play will not be stopped, and no penalty will be called. During the play, the Player retiring from the ice must do so at the Players' Bench and not through any other exit leading from the Rink. This is not a legal Player change and therefore when a violation occurs, a Bench Minor Penalty shall be imposed.
The Just Walk Out skeleton meme (Text via Google Lens): JUST WALK OUT you can leave!!! DA SHARE ZO work social thing movies home class dentist clothes shoppi too fgncy weed store cops if your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!! real winners guil
Gone in 60 Seconds Lead Actress Angelina Jolie
Shirtless Bret Bielema
three skeets with the Texas Longhorn Football Hydration Chart
Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social 7m I'm not going to bother with knowitalls. Caucuses are a way to create platforms and policies and delegates who will set the entire tone and drive of the party. To do this and only include a very specific subset of the population is not equitable or democratic. It's stupid. [Cropped screenshot of my post] Folks not understanding that the MN caucuses don't select candidates is driving me crazy. They're just candidate grip and grins and the opportunity to talk policy. No candidate decisions happen tonight [Cropped screenshot end]
Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social Follow Caucuses are happening in Minnesota today, which reminds me: caucuses are anti- democratic bullshit that need to be abolished today 1:34 PM Feb 3, 2026 Everybody can reply
Shonn Greene Duong'ing
My Factorio playtime on Steam, listing almost 1300 hrs
Whip Emmer joins Sharia Free America Caucus Friday, January 9, 2026 WASHINGTON - As first reported by investigative journalist Laura Loomer, House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-Minn.) today announced that he is the newest member of the Sharia Free America Caucus, which was recently launched by Representatives Chip Roy (R-Texas) and Keith Self (R-Texas) to defend the American way of life against the rise of Sharia.