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A small figure in a black hooded robe standing on carpet
The figure has a rat skull head poking out of the hood and a skeletal rat arm holding a scythe made with a stick and aluminium foil.

The robe is a bit dusty & the scythe needs some repair, but it is recognisably Death of Rats from the Discworld.

This Easter remember,
JESUS WAS NOT A
ZOMBIE.
He was not mindless nor did he consume anyone.
Nor was he or a
GHOUL or A WIGHT.
Although his soul and intellect were intact, he was not a rotting corpse.
He was not a VAMPIRE.
While he transubstantiated wine into blood He never drank it from a person
Jesus was not a
GHOST or a WRAITH.
He was corporeal and still had his wounds.

It is clear.

JESUS WAS A LICH.

A lich is created when a powerful magician or king striving for eternal life uses spells or rituals to bind his soul to his animated corpse and thereby achieves immortality. Liches are depicted as being clearly cadaverous, their bodies still bearing the wounds they received before their death. Liches often have the power of necromancy, which allow them to bring the dead back to life.

A cartoon of an artillery shell standing upright with a marker lying next to it.
“Social Cohesion” is written on the shell, apparently with the marker

$Screenshot from a defence barrister at the trial: The prosecution have said it was a fracture to the spine, a deliberate choice of words which although technically accurate, conjure up a break, a snapping of the spinal vertebrae. Maybe that’s what the jury had in mind until they saw the CT scan – it was actually an injury that wasn’t obvious. The doctors looking at the first X-rays didn’t identify any bone damage, nor in an MRI later. The injury didn’t require surgery and Sergeant Evans was advised to take painkillers and do physiotherapy. The agreed facts state from medical evidence that you’d expect such a fracture to heal in six to twelve weeks, with full healing in three to six months, and no long-term consequences.$