蓝 lan

@yamper.bsky.social

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lan as in lanjiao. 25+, they/them please be 18+ to follow! always: fe:a and fe3h (multi), haikyuu (krkn, multi) currently: ffxiv (hythades, wolyse), hndl (multi) ao3: https://ao3.org/users/ethereally pfp pastafrutti

youtube comment: ive just been fed information on how to get a job in my marathon video essay and it makes me feel like a dog whose owner fed it a pill by wrapping it in cheese
Discord screenshot from g’angbang tia - try fucking someone at work, as we all know in this chat nothing could possibly go wrong
Art of a man with purple hair holding a white mask wearing black robes
A picture of a young blonde girl and the image says: Christmas tree farm, Taylor swift, recorded live at the 2019 heart radio jingle ball
A blonde German shepherd mix is in the corner of her bed looking up with big boba eyes
A steam screenshot of the game called chinese parents
Iwaizumi and Oikawa from Haikyuu. Oikawa says no matter which side wins, I’m gonna be able to see the other team’s faces when they lose
A golden German shepherd mix looking zooted out of her mind with the fur off her legs shaved
A pipe cleaner brushbuddy made by Mikey
Facebook screenshot saying “you are the pimpest kanda ever”
A screenshot of a Katy Perry instagram post where hello kitty is waiting on her bed. The caption says “patiently waiting for my bf to finish his big boy business stuff so we can call”
A golden retriever mix smiling while holding a lamb chop toy
Ship: Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou Fandom: Haikyuu Major Tags: mention of death Other Tags: icarus metaphor, non-graphic mentions of bodily harm, shameless reappropriation of my all-time favorite fanfic because i swear to god there isn't a single goddamn sentence in those letters that isn't quotable as fuck Prompt: "It’s like this. You were the best at mythology when we were kids, and I remember one day we were reading about Icarus. And you remember this, I know you do, but I’m going to tell you the story again anyway. Icarus made wings out of wax to escape a prison. But when he was outside for the first time in years there was the sun hanging up in the sky above him and he thought it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. He flew closer and closer and his wings started to melt, but he didn’t give a good goddamn. He kept flying up until he couldn’t fly anymore, and his eyes were probably burning, and his skin was probably burning, but still he didn’t care. And then his wings melted all the way and he fell miles and miles into the ocean and brained himself on a rock, that poor stupid asshole. And I’ll tell you what: I’m no better. I’m no fucking better." — The Thirteen Letters
[Verse 2: Patrick Stump] This city says, "come hell or high water" Well, I'm feeling hot and wet I can't commit to a thing Be it heart or hospital [Chorus: Patrick Stump] Best friends, ex-friends 'til the end Better off as lovers and not the other way around Racing through the city, windows down In the back of yellow checkered cars
Four open phone tabs: the sinners home page, a steady hands sweater listing, a bright multicolored swim top listing, and the website of the Vanderpump hotel in Vegas
on top of a letter, it says "come hell or high water". underneath a seal it says "kuroo writes kenma love letters he'll never send", and 2142 words, m, epistolary
Yamper, a yellow corgi dog pokemon, on a logo that says 30: pokemon since 1996
fe3h stickers, sports anime print zine and stickers, sticker book, excel zine, severance print, Pokémon dog print and haikyuu stickers on top of a color block teal and lavender sweater
Act like me in the QRT:
reddit post about misspellings on the traitors
A picture of a bowling score chart with the photograph of a person with glasses and hoop earrings making a (: face as the background
discord screenshot of someone whose username is "bitch in stem (they/them)" and saying "sorry to keep being the guy who brings up reddit"
haru from free who has black hair with bangs and blue eyes
pencil drawing of kevin day from all for the game with his name in kanji, with long, light hair in a 00s anime art style.
AO3 screenshot for “about love” by ethereally for scarletwitch713. Rated G, M/M, complete Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply. Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou Snippet: Kuroo will move into a residence a twelve-minute bike ride from campus, start his classes and hopefully make some friends. Taking the first steps into adulthood. It means a fresh start, new beginnings, growing up. It means moving away from Kenma. Summary: Kuroo and Kenma at midnight, and the expanse of unspoken words between them.
Before the year ends… reply to this tweet and give your honest thoughts about me?
Text: shield Joltik latch on to other Pokémon and suck out static electricity. They’re often found sticking to Yamper’s hindquarters.
Tier list of haikyuu characters and how good they would be at building an IKEA table, with Daichi at the top and Yachi at the bottom
A dinosaur pokemon with an apple pie back and apple on its head
Art by pastafrutti of a white haired man with a bandanna and poncho
Post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
Screenshots of bluesky posts with two separate people talking about carving pumpkins last minute
Quote rt with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are?
The smart one
“Taylor Alison,” Felix snorts. Ingrid folds her arms, clicking her tongue. “Fine, see if I try to help you ever again! I’m just saying. One day, Taylor will be there for you when no one else is, Felix.”
it's always sunny title screen parody, saying "the gang is looking at bowling shoes"
the group i-dle on a yellow cover with a similar font to the glee font
uquiz results page with a picture of kuroo from haikyuu. It says: You like to meet new people and you enjoy encouraging your friends. You are very charismatic and you like to flirt with others as well as provoking them for fun. You make a good leader as you are confident with yourself and you are able to lift a person's spirits. You are also very logical and witty and you can find ways to push others to get out of their comfort zone, even by means of provoking them, however you have good intentions in your head and do not aim to offend a person.
ao3 screenshot of tags Post-Canon (20) Character Study (17) Alcohol (11)
hot eboy gamer twink sells his bath water (and calls you a bitch). a kuroken one-shot, 7k, rated M, post time skip, idiots in love, getting together
haikyuu ship tier list and this is where i confess my ship crimes including straight people
the derangement part of my haikyuu ship tier list, talking about a karasuno first year love pentagon and thoughts on bokuro
haikyuu ship tier list with kuroken as otp
discord screenshot from lin, saying "wait are you actually hanging out on fe reddit"
Kenma scowls, his face contorting into that adorably familiar look of disgust. “I’m not that kind of streamer..” “But,” Kuroo grins, triple-checking the number of views SexYMihaRU669 has to be super certain, “you could be. Wouldn’t that be something?”
a "get to know my shipping preferences" 1 like = 1 answer meme!
A screenshot from personality database saying that kuroo tetsurou is an entp and has the enneagram type 7w8
Kageyama, Rin, Haru and Miya from SK8
lune from expedition 33 standing next to a flag saying 69
in the background, on a marbled texture, there is a faint outline of a gold string of fate in a heart. the text says: isn't it so pretty to think all along there was some INVISIBLE STRING tying you to me, with "invisible string" in all caps. below that it says: situationship to exes to lovers, canon-compliant paris olympics, 2024, 21k, rated E
lune from expedition 33, an asian woman, saying "feet? really?"
spongebob list meme with the piece of paper actually covering gary
a pixelated image of an asian person with a ponytail and overalls with trees in the background
on top of a picture of tokyo, a purple square says: Once upon a time in Tokyo’s heart, amidst Ginza’s glitz and glamor, between the city lights and busy streets there lived a man named Kuroo. Tetsurou to his family, Kuroo to everyone else: he had another name once, a nickname exclusive to someone now a stranger. Kuroo liked his job, volleyball, and listening to science podcasts on his phone. He liked his dad and big sister, even if they drove him crazy. He liked beer and jazz bars, and quietly slipping to Ni-chome after work. Even when they didn’t talk for years, Kuroo loved Kenma very, very much. under that it says: coming soon for the 2025 kuroken big bang, with, in tiny text, *kenma and kuroo will also be coming
screenshot of a discord conversation 蔚蓝 [GLEE] — 10:46 PM i have a confession every time boygenius say "i can't stop staring at the ceiling fan" i think "my dick got stuck in the ceiling fan" Cha [GLEE] — 11:20 PM this is the worst thing you've ever said
A poorly drawn walrus
a tier list for hundred line last defense academy fave: nozomi love: hiruko eito kako shion kyoshika like: takemaru tsubasa moko takumi fine: darumi yugamu karua nigou vehxness you were done so dirty: eva mixed feelings: gaku kurara ima dislike (in a good way): sirei dislike (get off my screen): shouma