Yare

@yaredyoolaw.bsky.social

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Music creature / Intermittent Voice Actor / Wannabe Writer / (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ https://jaredpoolaw.bandcamp.com/

Comic strip of Jon from garfield saying "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"
Chell from Portal 2 finds a jeep in a forest, the pov is from a camcorder. Far ahead, in front of the jeep, is the gman. Chell steps into the jeep without a second shot, and steps on the gas. Her jeep rams into G-Man, but it isn't enough. Like slamming into the side of a cliff, he doesn't budge. G-Man then hits the car with his briefcase, and Chell is sent flying into the air. The camcorder falls to the side, and G-Man can be seen slowly walking into the fog in search of his next target.
The face wrap texture of dr. Issac kleiner from hl2
A painting from 1882. Manifest Destiny. Columbia, the personification of the United States floats above the settlers, as they push back and genocide Indigenous Peoples.
Steam sale on zeno clash, 80% off.
Pseudo from Clash: Artifacts of Chaos, staring at the camera
Patrick, from spongebob, says "Nooo"
A still frame from the movie Spy Kids 2, where Carmen and Juni are fighting a bunch of skeletons, Jason and the Argonauts style, over a big cliff. A youtube comment reads "Skeletons came alive in this movie"
Column 1: Boss with an incredibly long windup (checked), funny gesture (checked), Miquella the kind isn't actually kind (checked), you wake up somewhere (checked), this is where the toes are (checked). Column 2: Those who live in Death (checked), npc that greets the play almost immediately after entering the dlc (unchecked), transporter chest (unchecked), a long flowing dress (checked), you sit on a throne (unchecked) Column 3: Godfrey lore (checked), the frenzy flame (checked), boc (unchecked), jolly kindhearted npc (checked), cosmic alien thing (checked) Column 4: npc with creepy laugh (unchecked), quest where you give a guy an item and he dies (checked), three phase boss fight (checked), square off on broadsword demolishes bosses (unchecked), baddass dark and edgy armor set (checked) Column 5: Marika finally says something in her own words (unchecked), no npc ever ever talks or interacts with another npc in the same convo (checked), deathbed smalls restored (unchecked), poison swamp (unchecked), roundtable hold like area (unchecked) Bingo on the top column
My Githyanki character from BG3 recreated in Dragon's Dogma 2
A goblin standing next to Boc the Seamster from Elden Ring
Cover art for Zeno Clash It features Father-Mother, a tall lanky birdlike cteature in a hooded navy cloak standing on one foot, and her family standing around him. From left to right is Henae, Rimat, Xetse, Pott, Gastornis, Onpa and Therium. The last member of their family, Ghat, is missing from the lineup for story reasons, but he is the one the player takes control of. Henae, Rimat, Xetse and Ghat are the only human members of the family, the rest are humanoid Chimera's descended from prehistoric animals.
A big tierlist of a bunch of silent hill monsters, far too many to count. There is 8 tiers. From bottom to top it is The "Don't know/cant rember" tier - Top three in this tier are two gross faceless dudes with random stiching from the sh revelations movie, and a doll lady from the arcade. The second tier is "F for not scares or dog enemy" - Every dog enemy in the series is in this tier, but the top three not scares are that one guy you beat up in downpour, the cop lady from downpour, and I think what's supposed to be leonard from the movie. The third tier is "E for a little funny" - The top three in this tier is the guy from downpour who is just a face being held up by hooks, the burping enemy from sh4, and the butcher from sh origins who the main character can just punch to death after he was hyped up for half an hour. The fourth tier is "D for kinda screepy" - the top three are greychildren from sh1 and the movie, the Insane Cancer from silent hill 3, and Leonard Wolf from silent hill 3 who i think should be a lot higher now that i'm thinking back. The fifth tier is "C for creepy and or gross" - the top three are Walter Sullivan, flesh lip, and slurpers from the otherworld of sh3 The sixth tier is "B for gave me a fright or was interesting" - The top three are the nurses/doctors from sh1, Cybil Benett boss, and Red Pyramid Head from sh2/sh2remake The seventh tier is "A for scrary" - it features the Romper from sh1, the Bottom from sh4, the Ariel from sh origins, and Eric Walsh from sh4. The eighth tier is "S for scary but more" - it features all of the ghost victims from sh4, the Remnant from origins and the twin victim from sh4.
Dock ock holding spider-man up with one of his doctor octo arms
A picture of a houtube thumbnail for a batter call saul video. It has a bunch of contrast and sharpening applied to it. The title reads "better call saul (2015) - nacho's just trying to work, but tuco is tuco"
Close-up of the Goblin Creature. He seems unimpressed by the view.
A screenshot from the game Clash: Artifacts of Chaos. Pseudo (A humanoid chimera with orange skin) and The Boy (an incredibly small fluffy black birdlike chimera wearing checkered leg warmers) stare at a giant moutaintop in the distance. Carved into the mountains looks like a giant face screaming at the grey skies.
Duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared recreated terribly in Dark Souls 3
Royal Rat Vanguard from Dark Souls 2. A boss where you fight a bunch of rats and try to figure which one has the boss healthbar.
P from Lie of P standing on a cliff overlooking Krat. There is snow everywhere.
"If Jim has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Jim has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Jim has only one fan then that is me. If Jim has no fans, then that means I am no more on earth. If the world is against Jim, then I am against the world. Till my last breath, because I'M A Jim Head."
Wiki text that reads "Personality After joining the dark side, he became treacherous, powerful, cruel, dangerous, cultured, hateful, manipulative, serious, calculating, sophisticated, stoic, calm, relaxed, confident, evil, cunning, mysterious, greedy, intelligent, amoral, apathetic,"
Brave little toaster staring at a crushing machine
Thumbnail for the game KNOCK KNOCK by Ice Pic Lodge
James sunderland ps2 staring into the camera
Sad joker staring at the camera
The Bull Goat Armor from Elden Ring
Picture of Max 1 Payne doing the famous Max Payne face
A scuffed face wrap of Pseudo from the hit game Clash: Artifacts of Chaos.
The Endworld from Zeno Clash
My Cyberpunk 2077 character. He is dressed in a bright blue and pink cowboy outfit, with pink leather hotpants, while a serious looking character in all an black outfit takes a phone call.
Decimate Drive, a game where you have to avoid killer cars in a series of maps as they try to run you over. It's surprisingly terrifying.
Skibidi toilet ost so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you it's from silent hill
Gordon Freeman from the video Half-Life: Full Life Consequences looks up at the sky amd yells "No".
Zeno Clash streamed to my tv
Margit the Fell Omen from Elden Ring
Yassified Haruspex from Pathologic 1
Anna from silent hill movie yelling "Filth and Lies" after throwing a rock at Dahlia.
Kiryu from yakuza, except he is short and bald and has long shoes.
Picture of Pseudo and The Boy from Clash: Artifacts of Chaos. The text above them reads "Zonectic Mountains so good so good when you ain't got a The Boy in ya ear telling you I'm cold"