Don Yarman

@yarmando.com

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Basic old, white, gay, bald guy who knits obsessively and hopes for a progressive future. he/him/his we/us/our

"Ohio.gov" in navy blue, with "Ohio" written in cursive over an outline of the state's shape in red.
Movie poster for "L.A. Tool & Die," a Joe Gage Film.
A skullcap with a knit design of stacked, inverted V's in dark red and dark brown.
A kippah knit in purple, blue, pink, and green stripes.
A kippah knit in wide rainbow stripes. (No orange stripe though. Weird.)
Julie Andrews in Victor/Victoria (1982) removing her sequined headpiece to reveal to the audience that she's (purportedly) a man.
Red, black, and white circular sticker declaring "Hail Satan"
Handknit sock in progress atop a Starbucks cup
A pair of blue and white plaid socks with black cuffs, toes, and accent lines.
Gray handknit sock with elegant lace design
A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. LeGuin
A billboard declares that "Hell is real"
Two women and a man posing in front of Rep. Joyce Beatty's office.
Collage of photos with a dark gray cat being cute.
Slouchy hat knit with six different colors of tweedy yarn, topped with a tassel.
Small green toy (Gumby) posed behind the toe of a permisson-colored sock with slip-stitch design on the instep.
Six-year-old white boy in "clutch the pearls" pose next to his grandmother and two-year-old sister.
Cover image of The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore
Bearded man with wet raincoat in the middle of a 5.33 mile walk lasting 83 minutes.
Google Fit tile map showing the route of a 6.03 mile afternoon walk, 1h 32m active time, 90 heart points.
Handknit jockstrap, purple pouch, green waistband/leg straps.
William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach
Jane Curtin & Dan Akroyd from Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update set
Black bicycle parked in front of low office building
Bill board asserting that "HELL IS REAL"
Black bicycle parked beneath La Chatelaine Private Parking sign.
Top picture text: Every gay has a childhood photo that gave away the ending. Bottom picture shows a 6-year-old Don kneeling on the floor beside his grandma and 3-year-old sister. Donnie is posing primly with his hands crossed demurely over his chest.
Path in the woods through a tunnel of sticks
Image from Rotten Tomatoes webpage for Maxie, 1985 movie starring Glenn Close and Mandy Patinkin. 0% Tomatometer score, 29% Popcornmeter score.
Thin, tapered, blue knit scarf with textured panels, hanging over a taupe-colored wooden privacy fence.
Better Nate Than Ever bookcover showing a cartoon boy dancing on a red road toward New York City.
Colorful cover of THE DEAD TAKE THE A TRAIN depicting a many-toothed, tentacled demon splitting the Statue of Liberty in half.
Cover of Jackdaw by KJ Charles. Two male figures are silhouetted in gray from the back, sitting on a cliff edge overlooking a rocky, teal seascape.
I was a children's librarian in the 90's when this book topped the banned books list. When our copy arrived, I pointed to this picture and said, "This. This is the gay lifestyle. And do you know what's on that TV? Mary Tyler Moore reruns."
Multicolored knit gloves
Cover of The Uncanny Xmen #127, "The Power of Proteus: The Deadliest Mutant Alive." Chaotic pink background with psychedelic purple reality disruptions. A muscular white figure attacks Storm, an African woman with long white hair, thigh-high black boots, black bikini costume accessorized with yellow-trimmed poncho/cape.
Screen snip showing that Deluxe Cocktail Kit is "Unavailable for shipping in Ohio."
Stevie Nicks Bella Donna
Short sock with tabbed, hemmed cuff, knit from striped (but mostly blue) cotton blend yarn. Short row heel with gusset increases and decreases for shaping.
Feet wearing a pair of mismatched, colorful, short socks.
Gray-bearded bald man with glasses wearing a blue and red-orange knitted cowl.
Chico and Harpo Marx
John Doman American actor Don Yarman is a designer who specializes in knitting socks and lives in Columbus, Ohio. He is known for creating mid-calf sock patterns such as "Follow the Fleet," "Goon Squad," "Henchman," and "Animal Crackers". Additionally, there is another individual named Don Yarman who is 93 years old and resides in
Classic Fisher-Price toy phone: white body, blue wheels, red receiver; with smile painted on front beneath blue eyes move.
A pair of purple and pink handknit socks with a twisted stitch pattern.
Side view of light orange, handknit sock foot with saggy heel.
Bette Davis, Thelma Ritter, and Celeste Holm, from "All About Eve."
Actor Charles Gray, in purple Satanic robes, raises his arms wide in ritual.
Google Fit map of a 6.92 mile bike ride.
A single blue sock with gray design accents.
Selfie of a bald man in a blue suit in front of Russell Senate Office Building
A partial handknit sock with pink, white, and gray chevron pattern next to pile of unravelled gray yarn.
A bald, frowning, vaguely reptilian, intimidating alien that is actually just a facade for an alien that looks like a child.