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elmo face down on a table with his nose in a pile of white powder
two-panel meme top panel: yoda lying under a blanket from return of the jedi when he's about to die. captioned "after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34 am" bottom panel: yoda up and about dressed like he's in the prequels, looking mischievous. captioned "2:12am... going back for more olive"
a dilute tortie cat lying upside down on her back asleep, paws loosely curled and relaxed
blackwork embroidery of a large sea dragon surrounded by two baby sea dragons, fish, and bubbles. a wave-like motif frame surrounds it with clam shells at the center of each border. it’s the shape of a bookmark
screenshot of an event in an iphone calendar Ok let’s clear this up. Blue is not a brat Wednesday, Jul 29, 2026 All-day Repeats yearly
a dilute tortie cat lounging casually on a wooden table
instagram ad screenshot National pork producers council: China’s pork lobby in Washington Image is red with a white man on the left (idk who) and xi jinping on the right with the Chinese flag in the middle
lemon blackberry upside down cake on a white plastic cooling rack
simple three-panel black and white line art meme comic. first panel is a guy in a car with the caption edited to say "walking home." second panel is the same but the guy is thinking "new TVL ep is up." last panel is the guy very intensely driving with a >:D face. the original one's thought in the second panel is "p/enis." sorry for censoring it in alt text but you know bsky would try to label this as mature otherwise
dilute tortie cat lying on a wide windowsill with her back to the window, overlooking an urban street. she’s on her side, tummy exposed, with one front paw outstretched
a dilute tortie cat lounging on an open book of crossword puzzles with a yellow mechanical pencil balanced on her head
two small slices of basque cheesecake with three raspberries on top of each. the plate is blue and white
hardcover library copy of THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER by stephen graham jones
spongebob, only wearing socks and shoes, pausing to catch his breath. he’s got one arm for support on the outside of a cave
a dilute tortie cat lying on her side on top of a light gray couch. her eyes are half open and one front leg is draped over the cushion
woodcut print by rockwell kent in his illustrated edition of MOBY-DICK. queequeg and ishmael in bed at the inn, with queequeg cuddled up on ishmael
excerpt from THE MASTER AND MARGARITA by mikhail bulgakov “Anyone who had had the misfortune of crossing his path in recent days would have recognized him at once, even in that feebly flickering light. It was Korovyov, alias Fagot.”
front of the program for the lambda literary awards in low light, spotlit in pinks
a dilute tortie cat sitting on an indoor windowsill overlooking the street below, in profile
a dilute tortie cat lying on her side looking up at the camera. she’s on a woven wool rug with teal, light blue, gray, and white geometric patterns
screencap from the simpsons. homer is sitting on the sidewalk by his pink car in an empty parking lot. his heads is in his hands. caption: [sobbing]
selfie of op, a white masc person with short hair, a light pink baseball cap, and glasses, while pointing behind them to the library shelf where their book is
a dilute tortie cat curled on her side on a white crocheted blanket. she’s looking up at the camera with half-open eyes and her limbs are all over the place while still being round
tumblr ad from "palm springs goes blonde" ad text: celebrate marilyn monroe's 100th with citywide festivities and unforgettable moments in palm springs. image below is, inexplicably, of a red dragon flying over a mountainous kingdom while holding a banner for "dragon wing travel." even before i took the screenshot the dragon was not well-centered so one of its wings isn't visible, along with the very tip of its snout. probably not human made tbh
crew of the mynock as tomodachi miis laying in a clover field
three library books lined up horizontally on a blanket. from left to right: THE KING MUST DIE by kemi ashing-giwa; HARMATTAN SEASON by tochi onyebuchi; MONSTROUS REGIMENT by terry pratchett
a dilute tortie cat lying on her back, belly up to the camera, vertical with her upper half on the bottom. her head and shoulders are twisted to the side so she can look better at me taking the photo. one of her front legs is stretched straight down and the other is curled daintily
screengrab from tomodachi life featuring miis of nathaniel hawthorne and herman melville in a heart cutout of a pink background. the caption on top reads: “nathan hawthorne & herman melville’s honeymoon hawaii tour”
a dilute tortie cat staring with interest at the screen of a Nintendo switch (taken from behind the console). the room is a mess behind her which is fine
screenshot of the title and menu ribbon of a googledoc. the title is "no time like the nothing"
stock photo of white woman in glasses biting into her laptop by the trackpad. she looks distressed/overwhelmed
a dilute tortie cat peeking through the center of two large pillows from the back of the sofa. her eyes are sleepy squinty and you can only see her head
a tomodachi life mii of herman melville staring with wide eyes in front of a pink sparkly background
a mii of kim kitsuragi in tomodachi life
tomodachi life scene where an old bald white man (abelard cousteau) is wide-eyedly eavesdropping like WEIRDLY close to two other characters on a seesaw
a shorthair grey tabby tuxedo cat sitting and looking up at the camera
relationship summary diagram from tomodachi life. herman melville feels best friends with nathaniel hawthorne but hawthorne is only kinda getting along with melville
two miis in the acquaintances/getting familiar screen in tomodachi life. they’re of 19th century american authors nathaniel hawthorne and herman melville
mii of herman melville sitting at a restaurant booth in tomodachi life, about to be given a bowl of clam chowder
a rodian mii reading out of a romance novel is sitting with a white bearded mii in tomodachi life. the scene is captioned, “they’re talking about how the line ‘time stopped when we met’ will live rent-free in their heads forever”
six miis standing in front of the tomodachi fountain. from left to right: herman melville; savannah brown; leenik geelo; tryst valentine; roy kent; aava arek
the final double check name screen for a tomodachi life mii. this one is a white dude with light brown hair and bushy beard, named herman melville
a rodian mii wearing a red and white checkered bandana and white uniform/red apron standing behind a cash register in tomodachi life, about to sell some nachos
a dilute tortie cat lounging on a bunched up green blanket, looking off to the side like she’s really in her feelings. one of her front paws is stretched toward the camera
a dilute tortie cat lounging on a table with a blue tablecloth in front of two bookcases
op from behind the camera holding up a hardback library copy of YOU WEREN’T MEANT TO BE HUMAN by andrew joseph white. i am in beddy-bye for my reading time :)
tweet from l. louise lucas (president pro tempore of the virginia state senate) from 1/16/26: “I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need ‘coaching’ on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1”
a dilute tortie cat laying on an open book of crossword puzzles. one leg is tucked under her while the other stretches across one of the pages. she looks to the side, showing off her angles
a dilute tortie cat rolling around on a concrete balcony floor getting small dried white petals on her fur
a dilute tortie cat stretched out on top of a light gray couch back, front paws straight and head tucked half upside down. her back paws and tail are sort of dangling off the front
dilute tortie cat looking onto the balcony very alert but through a screen door
dilute tortie cat stepping cautiously onto the balcony for the first time
tweet by Honey Ma / @BlackHoneyMa “Been fucking this dude who is NOT CUTE LMAO but he is cool to hang out w & I be faking like I don’t got me a little crush but I do 😊 I like his lil ugly ass. He’s shot two people”
op, a white masc person, lying on their back on the couch with a dilute tortie cat lying across their chest between them and the laptop on their knees
a dilute tortie cat lying down, with her face turned away from the camera, begrudgingly letting three library books lean against her back: TERRY DACTYL by mattilda bernstein sycamore MAKE SURE YOU DIE SCREAMING by zee carlson SWIM HOME TO THE VANISHED by brendan shay basham
the oft-memed photo of a man whispering to george w bush reading at an elementary school that 9/11 was happening
a dilute tortie cat pawing at a laser pointer toy I have in my hand
a dilute tortie cat peeking over the edge of a blue and white bowl filled with butternut squash ravioli with parmesan
hardcover library copies of MODERATION by elaine castillo and SPREAD ME by sarah gailey
the crack between a door and its jamb in landlord white, with a dilute tortie cat face peeking from the dark