YeahCheersMate

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The cover of children’s book Cats Ahoy! by Peter Bently and Jim Field
A picture of a smiling Joelinton with the word “HAPPY” in gold.
A Google translate page, showing that “paperclip” in English translates to “trombone” in French
A BlueSky topic listing showing Lindsey Graham with a red label showing “hot”
A diagram purporting to show the dimensions of a fan for sale on Amazon, but the height, width and depth measurements are just labelled “height”, “width” and “depth” respectively, with no numbers at all.
15:35 BST 'I asked for a review by Fifa' USA v Belgium (Tues 01:00 BST) Donald Trump: "It's one thing to penalise somebody for the game, but how do you penalise them for a game that hasn't been played yet? It's very unfair, you can't do that. "Yes, I asked for a review by Fifa. I spoke to a man who is highly respected, who's level of respect has gone up tenfold, and he was good before this started but he really pushed it in this country. I'm the one who got them to do it [bring the World Cup to America]. It was not Joe] Biden. I got the Olympics and I got the World Cup. We gave a little piece to Canada, a little piece to Mexico, but I got that myself." 7 7 284 < Shan E
Rod Stewart looking at you like you’re in trouble
Popular cartoon mouse duo Pinky and the Brain
James Taylor wearing two layers of knitwear, a mad jumper (turns out to be a tank top when it’s revealed later) with a vaguely bizarre cardigan over the top. He’s also wearing a shirt and t shirt underneath. Hope he’s warm enough, the mad bastard
An adidas t shirt worn with a bag strap obscuring the S in the word Stripes
A weather report with subtitles saying “Look at Thursday. Is it going to be any better? Not really.”
King Prince Charles playing a ukulele, which in fairness is no mean feat given those mad sausage digits he’s working with
A comparison table of World Cup ticket prices between 2022 and 2026, showing category 1 tickets for the opening match rising from $618 to $2735 and the final from $1607 to $6370, with similar increases across the board.
Fictional band Orange Organics (for some reason) from Australian Kids’ TV show Pugwall’s Summer
Spring onion flavour Seabrook’s crisps
Mark Allen from the snooker
R Kelly’s autobiography “Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me” Yep, “The Diary of Me”. That’s what it’s called. They deliberately called it that.
A red kite stood on top of a deconstructed pigeon carcass in a scruffy garden. There are feathers everywhere.
The word Teamtalk with circles around it and arrows pointing to it
Donald Trump, US President and mad old racist rapist paedophile cunt who is hopefully dying as I type this, talking shit into a microphone on a balcony with his android wife and someone in a bunny costume. Fucking hell.
A headline from a silly magazine that says “I vomited poo!” for some reason
A screenshot from Bluesky: a post from daddy gatorade saying “(Hank hill voice) pussy lips” followed immediately by a KOTH Screens post of Peggy Hill looking a bit saucy on a bed, quoted by Pablo Hidalgo with “(Shoulder checks before saving to photo roll)”
Screenshot showing “You completed 100 jumps! 205 attempts.” That’s fuckin’ right
Screenshot from mobile game 100 Jumps, showing “Game Over. You survived 89 of 100 jumps”. Not 100. 89. 8shitting9.
A packet of vegan Cumberland sausages that have been whoopsed. The reduction label has been placed over part of the word Cumberland, leaving “6 cum style sausages”
Vinted listing for a Co-op Funeral Care branded gym bag. (£5, if you’re interested)
Tyrell Malacia standing in the wrong place facing the wrong way while Will Osula prepares to spank the entire concept of football into the top corner of your brain
The other four members of Monty Python’s Flying Circus pulling unhappy faces
"My ridiculous prosecution must be seen within the wider, west-wide surge of an insidious new form of fascism," he wrote on X, highlighting what he claimed was the appointment of "neo-fascists" to top posts in the centre-right Greek government.
Two cats, Malcolm and Geoffrey, just chilling
A picture of Nonce Andrew with the headline “Andrew’s angry 11-word outburst during arrest revealed”
Fanny Smith, Swiss skier
Steven Toast saying “You can fuck that sky high”
A terrible Valentine’s card depicting a man in boxing gloves and shorts and the breathtakingly ill-advised and tragically unpunctuated words: “Girlfriend I’m totally punching”
Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansen in Ghost World.
A ball of homemade butter that looks a bit, well, like a vulva
A sign showing a large capital F, which has quite rightly been graffitied with the letters “uck”
Title card of an episode of Bluey which reads “Daddy putdown”
A plate of slightly shabby-looking but delicious baklava
Nigel Farage’s bleak Christmas photo of him standing in a corner pretending to watch the Queen’s Speech on a tiny monitor with the dregs of a flat pint, the absolute twat.
The Merriam-Webster “your word of 2026” generator came up with “galvanic” for me
Michael Palin in the “Welease Woger” scene from Life of Brian
A packaged cut of meat, labelled “Tesco Finest slow cooked Thor’s Hammer”
A box of “Toblerone golden caramel diamond truffles”
A delightful little festive scene, featuring a small wooden, nuntcracker-style soldier guy hanging upside down, legs akimbo, from a string on his arse from the lowest branch of the Christmas tree. He is face to face with a small wooden Santa, standing on the floor with his back to the camera. It very much carries the suggestion that we have accidentally witnessed something we shouldn’t have seen.
The fake fifa peace prize sham trophy, which is as utterly horrible as is fitting.
A Lego man with brown “hair”
A then/now comparison of Elon Musk from when he was young and balding to after he had hair implants, the big daft sad twat.
A woman holds up a blue football shirt with the number 9 and the name “Fanny” on the back
"There's clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is," said the restaurant manager. He explained the majority of the people complaining about the artwork are against high levels of immigration and believe the artwork is an attempt to humanise small boat crossings because the people walking across the water have Christmas hats on.
Amazon as for colourful scratch paper (you scratch away the black surface to reveal a colourful layer underneath), demonstrated with the words “SCRATCH RAPER”
A work van for a company called “We Spray”
The logo of Bridgewater Security ltd, which appears to be the company name within an oval being pulled apart goatse-style by two hands.
Dot Cotton from Eastenders looking bewildered and sad in a car in the rain
A car seat with yellow crayon scrawled all over it
A woman with a phone, posting the words “Sunday funday with these pig dicks”