TeeJay Fops

@yellowestfox.bsky.social

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A somewhat disabled weirdo, pretending to be a fox on the internet. 56-ish, but sometimes act eight.

Otto: Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
Map showing Walla Walla, Columbia, Garfield, and Asotin counties.
Boilmer
Timmy Turner after wishing to be a baby.
The moon belongs to America.
Kent Brockman: Democracy simply doesn’t work.
A young bespectacled anthropomorphic fox boy wearing a red dwarf t-shirt and shorts is guarding a henhouse while holding a toy gun over his shoulder.
A fox waiting in a queue to use an automatic ATM.
Litterbox comics frame of a young male calico looking suspiciously at a bottle of catsup.
General asshole and all around racist John Wayne, dressed as Genghis Kahn to make the movie The Conqueror.
Picture of Don Johnson on the set of Miami Vice. He is leaning against a wall and wearing white pants and shirt with a grey sports coat. His hair is styled with a slightly intentionally messy look, and he is sporting a bit of stubble—akin to a two day shave.
Chart showing the doneness of steaks.
I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s.
Ak 47 with “this machine makes folk music” inscribed on the forestock.
If Trump is such a fascist, then why is his favorite historical figure the guy who shot Hitler?
A grey tuxedo cat.
A silly yellow anthropomorphic fox boy wearing a black t-shirt and khaki shorts. He’s using blue forearm crutches to help him walk, and is smiling and giving a friendly wave.
Simpsons screen: I’m afraid sorry doesn’t cut it with this pope.
The Space Pope’s official logo.
75 phone calls, 225 texts
Homer Simpson: When I do it, it’s cute.
A glow in the dark pacifier.
David in Six Feet Under
Ugarte in Casablanca.
Ugarte in Casablanca.
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small. And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll. The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general. The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general! This probably doesn’t work with Text to speech….
After years of regular meetings at a local bar, one of a trio of friends stunned his companions by announcing that he was really a woman trapped in a man's body and had finally decided to have a sex-change operation. Months later, she reappeared at the old haunt and greeted her friends. Both men congratulated her on her appearance and began questioning her about the most painful aspect of the grueling operation. worst part, "Lopping off your dick must have been the one said, wincing. "Ummm, ," she pondered. "No, not really." "Cutting off your balls, then," decided the My?" she said. "That was bad, but not the "What was worse than that?" "Getting my salary cut in hall."
A large gopher snake in grass.
Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole
Image of a half-pound block of Tillamook cheddar cheese, which happens to be the best cheese money can buy, with the overlaying text: If you live/lived in the Pacific Northwest then you know that this is basically a candy bar.
Simpsons screenshot: No one who speaks German can be an evil man.
Barney to Mr. Burns: Hey, aren’t you the guy who colorized Casablanca?
Simpsons meme: Those two deer are killing each other.
A serious young anthropomorphic yellow fox, wearing a black t-shirt that is definitely serious, and serious looking khaki shorts,(he is wearing his outfit in a serious manner) stands holding a skull in a serious pose akin to Hamlet. He has a serious expression, as Bluesky is a serious site, and everything needs to be serious.
Sideways movie poster
Homer Simpson: Who doesn’t?
Invader Zim: Worse or Better?
A humorous infographic describing the difference between a wild rabbit and the Easter Bunny.
Simpsons screencap: Homer talking to the owner of a helper animal organization: I’m not handicapped. I’m just lazy. Not only are you lazy, but you’re a miserable cunt.
Social media post about Animal Crossing: Welcome to Easter Wanna fish? Nope, it's an egg. Wanna dig up fossils? Nope it's an egg. Wanna pop a balloon? It's an egg. Hit a rock? It's an egg. Oh, look there's eggs in a tree Need some wood? Oh look it's an egg. Have fun
A bespectacled anthropomorphic fox pokes a dalek with a stick. He’s wearing a black shirt and khaki shorts.
An anthropomorphic fox boy wearing a helmet and falling off a skateboard, his arms flail comically, but he maintains a firm grip on his forearm crutches. Art by Hex.
Three images of the stereotypical nests pigeons make—just a few twigs crisscrossed.
ADHD is not being able to start your own laundry for 4 days straight but hearing that a stranger needs help moving and showing up with snacks and a truck.
Futurama screenshot of a protesting crowd of penniless hippies: You can’t own the moon, man.
Simpsons screen shot: The moon belongs to America.
Discworld “Death” meme. Cats. Cats are nice.
A peach tree with still developing flower buds on its branches.