Cat Schneider 🪄🐈‍⬛️

@yerawizardcat.com

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(Agent of Change + Magnetic Personality) * Data Junkie = A Touch Mad, but an absolute delight! ◈ 2x Biz Apps MVP ◈ Occasionally dons a 🦖 suit ◈ Scientist, Artist, 🐿️🧠 ◈ Known to shout expletives & throw🤘when 🤯 💖Accessibility (A11y) & Community💖

2 women pose for a selfie
Partial Lunar Eclipse from North Florida, 14 March, 2025, ~1:30 AM EDT.
Snowy icy slush covers the hood of a car. Someone is swiping the ice off to throw it at another person out of shot of the camera. The woman holding the camera is cold and unimpressed.
A three-panel meme featuring characters from How to Train Your Dragon. The top panel shows Toothless the dragon with a goofy open-mouthed expression, labeled "Me running a 100ft ethernet cable across the house." The bottom left panel shows the Light Fury with a concerned, slightly frightened look, labeled "My family," and the bottom right panel shows Hiccup smiling and giving a thumbs-up from the shadows, labeled "My gaming PC"
Screenshot depicting which 2 letters to swap in order to change Fort Lauderdale to Fart Louderdale
A large and elaborate black tent structure resembling a medieval fortress is set up on a grassy field, with numerous poles and ropes stabilizing it. The text at the top humorously reads, "Ok fine, I’ll go camping," suggesting an extreme take on camping accommodations.
Microsoft Certification Renewal for Power BI Data Analyst Associate, valid through Mar 22, 2026
A man with a beard, wearing a bright red shirt featuring a Canada soccer logo, enthusiastically poses while wearing red-framed glasses with Canadian flags on the lenses. He points to a Microsoft MVP (Most Valuable Professional) award trophy on a wooden table, showcasing a "5 Years" disc atop disc's for the years 2020 to 2025. The background features softly lit curtains
A pumpkin pie with a normal slice removed, as well as single wedge cut out of the center of the remaining pie, leaving the rest untouched. The text above reads, "QUICKEST WAY TO PICK A FIGHT ON THANKSGIVING."
Screenshot of a tweet. Text reads: Some psychologists: most people tend to grow out of ADHD when they're adults Every single person I know with ADHD: it got worse
Smol orange tabby kitten with scrunched facial features, flattened ears, and extended murder mittens. The text "Fueled by rage" appears above the danger floof, with 2 red-orange arrows pointed up from the bottom corners to the center, at the anger personified.
A certificate for Microsoft Azure AI Fundamentals (AI-900) exam displayed with a GitHub-branded pen placed on top. The certificate includes a photo of the candidate, Cat Schneider, and details such as the result (PASS), minimum passing score (700), and achieved score (900). Below this, a performance chart showing section evaluations for topics like Artificial Intelligence Workloads, Machine Learning, Computer Vision, Natural Language Processing, and Generative AI workloads, with bars indicating performance levels. The document is dated 11/22/2024.
Screenshot of Excel's ribbon menu open to the "View" tab, highlighting the "Focus Cell" dropdown menu and its "Focus Cell Color" option. A pointer hovers over a medium green color in the "Standard Colors" palette.
Screenshot of a heated GitHub issue titled 'THIS THING DELETED 3 MONTHS OF WORK!!!!' where the user expresses frustration and anger over VSCode's source control option deleting all project files permanently after clicking discard. The post contains profanities, caps lock text, and repeated expletives directed at the software and its developers. Includes version details: VSCode 1.15.0, Windows 10.0.15063. Text from the Screenshot (Censored): --- Title: THIS THING DELETED 3 MONTHS OF WORK!!!! #32405 eliecerrthoms opened this issue 5 days ago · 8 comments --- I had just downloaded vscode as an alternative and I was just playing with the source control option, seeing how it wanted to stage FIVE THOUSAND FILES I clicked discard... AND IT DELETED ALL MY FILES, ALL OF THEM, PERMANENTLY! HOW THE F*** IS THIS S*** POSSIBLE, WHO THE H*** IS THE DUMBF*** WHO MADE THE OPTION TO PERMANENTLY DELETE ALL THE FILES ON A PROJECT BY ACCIDENT EVEN POSSIBLE?? CANNOT EVEN FIND THEM IN THE RECYCLE BIN!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE ON WINDOWS!!! F*** THIS FING EDITOR AND F WHOEVER IMPLEMENTED THIS OPTION. I WISH YOU THE WORST. I'M PERMANENTLY STAYING AWAY FROM EVERY WINDOWS DEVELOPMENT SOFTWARE FROM NOW ON AND TO THE GENIUS WHO IMPLEMENTED THIS: F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU F*** YOU VSCode Version: Code 1.15.0 (b85971), 2017-08-09T20:16:06.988Z OS Version: Windows_NT ia32 10.0.15063 Extensions: None
A woman with curly brown hair, wearing a blazer and subtle makeup, looking confident.
A black-and-white illustration of an ouroboros, a snake forming a circular shape by eating its tail, with a patterned body of dark spots. The text 'Version π' is centered within the circle.
A wall filled with rows of names in small white text on a pink background, with the name "Matthew Devaney" in the center.
A mock "hurricane preparation tip" that reads: "MY HURRICANE TIP: BEFORE IT STARTS, WRITE DOWN ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE ABOUT YOUR SPOUSE/CHILDREN. IT WILL BE REALLY HARD TO REMEMBER AFTER 72 HOURS WITHOUT POWER. Hurricane preparation tip #173."
A wall filled with rows of names in white text on a pink background, featuring logos at the top. On the left is the "Microsoft MVP (Most Valuable Professional)" logo, and on the right is the "Microsoft Regional Director" badge. The name "Megan Walker" is highlighted with a green oval in the middle of the names.
A humorous text-based image that reads: "Meteorologist: And what do we do to prepare for a hurricane? Florida: Memes Meteorologist: No."
A wall filled with rows of names in small white text on a pink background, with the name "Matthew Devaney" highlighted with a green oval. At the top center is a Microsoft logo with the title "Regional Director" inside a geometric badge. On the left, part of a blue box with text starting with "Microsoft Valuable" is visible.
A wall covered in rows of names written in small white text on a pink background. One name, "Cat Schneider," is highlighted with a green oval for emphasis. At the bottom of the image, part of a logo or design element is visible, featuring geometric shapes and text partially obscured.
A black-and-white dog with fluffy fur sits on a dark-colored blanket, looking off to the side. Its tail is blurred in motion, suggesting it is wagging. The background includes faint details like a patterned cushion and household items.
A whimsical illustration of an owl wearing glasses and a quirky hat, perched atop a stack of books. Above it, text reads: "The trick is to not let people see how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out."
Two characters from the TV show "Firefly" pose confidently in a warmly lit interior resembling a spaceship. The man, Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds, wears a brown shirt with suspenders, and the woman, Zoë Washburne, wears a leather vest over a green shirt, exuding the strength and determination of true Browncoats. The show's title, "Firefly," is written in elegant script across the bottom.
A profound illustration of an existential frog clutching its chest, eyes wide with urgency, under the declaration, “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die.” Clearly, a life-or-death commitment to eccentricity.
A colored pencil illustration by Mireya Throop of a round, grumpy-looking frog. It is drawn on a textured brown paper, and the frog has a mottled brown and cream pattern with white spots down the side of it's body. There is text around it made from cut-out words and letters in a ransom message style that reads, "I hope this email finds you before I do."
Characters from the show Furturama, with the focus on Fry at the center. Caption reads "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
Male vet tech hunched over a tabletop, completing some paperwork, with a kitten straddling the back of head and neck. Caption reads "when you have to stay focused, so you put your thinking cat on"