Rachel

@yooperbogwitch.bsky.social

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Yooper for life even when dislocated. Elkhound bestie and black cat mom. Honest to the point of recklessness. Deadly Relative. Bog Witch.

Brown Assateague Island wild pony with a thick tousled main and a short white blaze is standing in the salt marsh. She is looking rather annoyed because the wind blew my kayak a bit too close for her taste.
A black cat wearing a red harness standing in front of a pile of dog shit in my yard.
A black cat with gold eyes slightly squinted staring directly into the camera. His arms are folded neatly under him. He is laying in a black and white cat bed on a floral carpet. A stuffed mouse is visible in the lower right corner.
A black Bombay cat wearing a leash with skulls and crossbones on it poking around in my backyard. He appears to be checking out the axe leaning against the fence in the background.
A black cat with gold eyes and large pupils wearing a purple sparkly squid costume. He freaking loves it and asked for it to be put on him.
Very smiley Norwegian Elkhound staring directly at the camera with a dopey, open mouth smile on her face. My hand is in the photo rubbing her ear.
Pot of vegan wild rice soup in a white pot
Still shot from the Snotty Nose Rez Kids video for the song Damn Right. The duo and crew are recreating the Beatles Sgt. Pepper album cover with a sacred drum front and center.
A dimly lit hotel room featuring gorgeous adult bunk beds with pink and white chintz spreads and a small bench with mini bar.
A cartoon devil looks shocked and the text reads “First of all, yikes.”
Photo of Groucho, Chico and Harpo Marx.
A green and gray tent set up in the forest.
Black Bombay cat with gold eyes. He’s curled up on a grey couch and staring rather balefully at the camera.
Black cat with green eyes being held upside down so his extra large front incisors can be seen. He has a small white patch on his neck and a look of pure eldritch evil in his eyes.
Freshly laid sand and blue colored tiles in a roughly 4’x3’ section in my backyard. Lots of mud all around because we aren’t yet finished.
Norwegian elkhound on green grass with shed hair all around her.
Screenshot of a Ticketmaster confirmation screen for tickets to see The B-52S and Devo
Kent Brockman from The Simpsons saying “dumb words. Dumb words from a dum cunt.”
An adorable golden eyed medium long haired black cat wearing a pink onesie due to recent surgery. He is sprawled out with his long legs stretched out and giving the camera the stink eye
The hands of two besties each holding a four leaf clover.
A black cat sitting sphinx like on a cat bed. His eyes are closed and he is deaf a blep.
A meme inspired by the Discworld series of novels by Terry Pratchett. It looks like a yellowed piece of paper with Thieves Guild seal on the bottom left corner. It reads: YOUR RECEIPT FROM THE THIEVES GUILD YOUR CARING PROFESSIONAL MEME RE-ALLOCATORS This is to inform you that one or more of your memes was of sufficient quality to warrant appropriation by The Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild (Posts and Memes Division). LICENSED THIEF N° 6382.00.A-M Have a nice day
Close up photo of the face of a beautiful Norwegian Elkhound with her face right next to mine, big brown eyes wide open. Only a quarter of my face is visible.
Photo of a very thick New York strip steak on a white plate next to a beer can for size comparison. The steak is nearly half as tall as the can.
Picture shows the rear corner of a salt covered SUV which is displaying a pink Deny Defend Depose bumper sticker in a banner design.
12 weeks old black kitten asleep in a blanket nest. He has a chubby just fed belly and his long hind feet are stretched out nearly even with his ears.
Round white sticker displaying the outline of a pink pig with the words “All my friends hate cops” printed across its body.
A tiny bright orange mushroom that looks a bit like a butt. It’s sprouting out from a nest of dead leaves and there is a tiny maple sprout beside it with three leaves. One leaf has a tiny slug on it.
Small black kitten curled up in a fuzzy blanket. He is half asleep with one eye barely open and one hind foot displaying his little toe beans.
Pale pink and white Ghost Pipe plant.
A black bee wet from the rain on a yellow cup flower. A stamen from the flower has fallen on its head and curls down its body like an elaborate hat.
Black cat on a lap staring up with paw curled around his head and toe beans showing.