🏀 Champ X2 Josh Friedman

@yoshfriedman.bsky.social

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🇺🇦 My track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft Hug your bros he/him Go Blue // Go Birds

Garrett Stubbs staying loose and sexy
Exquisite meme guy with a handlebar mustache, top hat, monocle, and red wine glass in hand
The poaster's shirt - a white golf polo - with a "Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Light the Night Walk" logo above my left titty
TW: implied self harm The dude from Heavy Metal Su*c*de (I think?) vibing out with a thousand yard stare as he brings a gun to his head
Screenshot of my Spotify podcast page that's just four separate Fullcast episodes over the past day or so
A Block M in the student section but a reverse situation where the M is maize and it's set within a blue square at the side of the section
Gosling in Blade Runner 2049 looking like he got the shit kicked out of him
A wide angle shot of the Northwell at Jones Beach Theater restrooms between bars WOMEN MEN BAR
Lenny Kravitz shirtless also with unbelievable braids and washboard abs and the guy has to be in his 60s like what the fuck man
The iconic Jim Morrison (The Doors) shot with his arms stretched out, shirtless. God damnit this man was pretty
Group chat involving the poaster, his dad, and "Uncle Davey" [Me]: Just insane Davey: Yup. Little things. Basic things [Me]: "this is little league stuff" brother it is worse It's amazing how every single game Dad: F-ing Nola gives up another home run [Me]: You can pinpoint the exact moment Nola collapses Like GODDAMN clockwork Dad: He can't go more than 3 innings! The infield hit in the 4th undid him this time
The Latinos & Latinos 4 Trump meme with LATINOS text overlaid Selena Quintanilla-Perez and LATINOS 4 TRUMP text overlaid Yolanda Saldivar If you do not understand this meme, you are very young, and you need to read more.
Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty smiling pleasantly behind the wheel of his car
Old screenshot from Xitter: Smash Mouth @smashmouth A King who doesn't is no King at all. [QUOTE TWEETING THE BELOW]: The Root @TheRoot DJ Khaled says he doesn't perform oral sex, but expects it from his wife because he's the king: "Different rules for men"
Selfie of a guy wearing glasses, only the top of his head and eyes are in the shot, sun and trees behind him. Kinda nondescript tbh though he's a good enough looking dude at least from what's visible Caption: I low key wouldn't know if I had the diarrhea parasite or not
162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0 PERFECT SEASON - IMMORTAL S 100 OVERALL C Mike Napoli TEX • 2010s 1B Jackie Robinson LAD • 1940s 2B Ben Zobrist TBD • 2000s ЗВ Vladimir Guerrero Jr. TOR • 2020s SS Arky Vaughan PIT • 1930s LF George Bell TOR • 1980s CF Tony Oliva MIN • 1960s RF Vladimir Guerrero ANA • 2000s DH Giancarlo Stanton FLA • 2010s
Screenshot from anything.mike on Instagram An extremely nonplussed, handsome Black man wearing a Cleveland Browns hat is looking at the camera with a caption above him that reads: Just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you l take my fucking hat off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is 😭😂 There is a red heart on the screen also because you can bet your ass I liked this post
Perhaps the future Big 12 "XII" logo but in the style of Monster Energy with neon green text, rough edges, and a generally eerie design, which...
The poaster in a mirror selfie wearing a neon teal tank top, a Chubbies bright floral bathing suit, the usual pink mirror aviators, and a knockoff Chris Stapleton cowboy hat with a piece of turquoise in the middle
BlackRock's Tseng to Exit as CEO of Troubled Private Credit Fund Summary by Bloomberg AI • The head of BlackRock Inc.'s private credit fund is in the process of leaving the firm after months of losses on soured loans and a US regulatory probe into the unit's valuation practices. • Phil Tseng, chief executive officer of BlackRock TCP Capital Corp., remains an employee of BlackRock for now, but plans for his departure haven't been finalized. • The fund, known as TCPC, has struggled with troubled investments, marking down the net value of its assets twice this year, and is being scrutinized by federal prosecutors for its valuation practices. By Olivia Fishlow and Silla Brush (Bloomberg) -- The head of BlackRock Inc.'s beleaguered private credit fund is in the process of leaving the firm, a move that follows months of losses on soured loans and revelations of a US regulatory probe into the unit's valuation practices. Phil Tseng, chief executive officer of the publicly-traded BlackRock TCP Capital Corp., remains an employee of the world's largest asset manager for now, according to people familiar with the matter. It's unclear when he'll depart and plans haven't been finalized, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing non-public information. A representative for BlackRock declined to comment. Tseng also declined to comment via the company spokesperson.
A real screenshot of completely unrelated skeets in order: CDRE Fool Mental Jackass @uncle6 I cannot stress this enough: I have never told a joke on this application [futurism.com link] Scientists Working on Toilet That Identifies You by Your Butthole A toilet that can analyze your poop is actually a pretty good idea. •futurism.com [In response] Santini is the #1 Whirled... @santini This technology is pretty good...for me to poop on. [UNRELATED] Shana @shanamd.bsky.social He got ejected for talking shit??
The poaster, Chef Buddha Lo, and the poaster's wife in the kitchen of Huso in Tribeca, NYC. It was the single greatest meal I've ever eaten. One Michelin star but on its way to several more.
Your Results 77% woke / 23% chud [NB: wtf?] 47% techbro / 53% neo-Luddite [NB: seriously wtf] 69% hopeful / 31% dooomer [nice] 77% Davos / 23% Dubai [ok I guess] Your closest match: Pope Leo XIV As a reminder the poaster is Jewish
Screenshot of IG text exchange, the poaster had shared a compilation of various cities exploding (figuratively) in celebration when the US took the lead against Australia in the World Cup yesterday. Poaster's dad replying: How many has watched soccer before this tourney? Poaster: Probably a lot in those cities they have huge MLS followings. Also why does that matter
A triplet of roses in full bloom in the poaster's backyard
A chart showing the highest cost of living plus rent, with Switzerland in first. Singapore is second before a meaningful drop off to Hong Kong at 3. The US is at 6 behind Iceland and the Bahamas
A bubbled in ballot for Danielle Welch in the NY-03 Democratic primary
Our big wet president and his weirdo gremlin sidekick (this one was Giuliani to be clear) where their pants are basically at their nipples
A very neat painting or something of the Hand of OG with the basketball glowing as if it's divine intervention
Screenshot of consecutive skeets on the timeline: Reposted by Better Things Are Possible Brainfall: Mentality's Req... @itsphetz... Here I go again on my phone Reposted by Norm Charlatan Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky... Knicks got me thinking maybe I need to start a comeback of my own.
In the 1999 NBA Finals, Rick Brunson wore #9 for the Knicks In the 2026 NBA Finals, his son Jalen Brunson is wearing #11 for the Knicks Yes this is a 9/11 joke
Bob Uecker and his sidekick Bobby in Major League. Bobby is chugging Jack Daniels out of the bottle
The poaster in a bright orange Knicks Arron Afflalo jersey and blue Chubbies USA short shorts
The poaster and his 1 year old (!) daughter in a mirror selfie. I'm wearing my Willis Reed Knicks jersey that I haven't washed in God knows how long because the Knicks haven't lost in forever
162-0.net FINAL RECORD 162-0 PERFECT SEASON - IMMORTAL S 100 GM SCORE / 100 C Jimmie Foxx PHI • 1930s 1B Rod Carew MIN • 1970s 2B Roberto Alomar TOR • 1990s ЗВ Ernie Banks CHC • 1950s SS Alex Bregman HOU • 2010s LF Gil Hodges LAD • 1950s CF Goose Goslin MIN • 1920s RF Magglio Ordonez DET • 2000s DH Bryce Harper WSN • 2010s
A multicolor balloon arch assembled entirely by the poaster's wife for our daughter's birthday. The poaster's 3 year old son is also in the foreground
The poaster's wife and in-laws setting up for my daughter's first birthday party in our backyard We got a big tent, little colorful chairs and tables for kids, big chairs and tables for the adults, etc
The poaster's wife and two children having a tickle, kissing, and giggle sesh right before the kids' bedtime
Reggie Miller doing the choke motion at MSG but the irony is it's Wemby and the Spurs who are choking KNICKS IN FOUR BING BONG
82-0.com team with a perfect record 82-0 S TEAM OVR 118 PG Shai Gilgeous-Alexander OKC • 2020s SG Michael Jordan CHI • 1980s SF Kevin Garnett MIN • 2000s PF Bob McAdoo LAC • 1970s C Kareem Abdul-Jabbar MIL • 1970s Can you go 82-0? 82-0.com
82-0.com generated team Damian Lillard George Gervin Elgin Baylor Sir Charles Barkley Bill Walton Projected record of 75-7.
Bloomberg Credit Forum presentation topic: 9:40 AM ET THE BRINK: NAVIGATING COCK...
Headline from the absolute dumbest fucking article I've ever seen in The Athletic: Why Michigan-Ohio State should move to October if the Playoff expands to 24 teams
The Campaign (2012) Cam Brady (Will Ferrell): MY FEET ARE TAPED TO THE BICYCLE ON THIS ONE!
THE KNICKS PLAYED THE BEST 10 GAMES IN NBA HISTORY DOT PLOT SHOWING THEM IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER ON A GODDAMN ISLAND
A very crudely edited photoshop of the poaster and Muggsy doing the DWade-Lebron alley-oop picture
Normal exchange on Xitter: Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE• 11h Ed Gallrein received 10,854 "mail in" ballots votes tonight. X Thomas Massie lost by 10,280 votes. That's not a coincidence. 1.9K replies | 9.8K reposts | 53K likes | 1.8M impressions Colonel Paul Green, Ret [In response] Were those ballots mailed from Tel Aviv? 11 replies | 43 reposts | 2.5k likes | 143K impressions Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE Probably New York Jews with Kentucky residencies 12:26 AM • 5/20/26 • 140K Views 79 replies | 61 reposts | 2.8K likes | 18 saves
Expected win chart of Cavs-Knicks game 1 of the ECF that shows Cleveland up 93-73 with 7:04 remaining and win expectancy of 99.9%. As of the time of poasting, the Knicks are winning by 6 with 80 seconds left in overtime
The poaster in a mirror selfie wearing a white Hawaiian shirt with dark green/teal palms and grey 7" inseam Chubbies shorts. Sky's Out, Thighs Out, as they say.
A general contractor truck with a logo that reads "STASI CONTRACTING"
Big Fendi at his hater's funeral
The poaster and his baby girl after her bath. The poaster's shirt is a 90s era rap style shirt with his wife's name and several silly pictures of her, which she created
The Poaster's Boy and a bunch of empty pots and small plants in cups from Home Depot
OH NO! NOT SANTA'S BALLS! from the Red Sleigh Down episode of South Park
THE CRIMINALS THOUGHT THEY COULD MESS WITH THIS COP…. THEY DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ALSO A TROOP MARK WAHLBERG IS TROOPCOP
Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart) from Thank You for Smoking