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@youfoundryan.bsky.social

former software engineer at twitter before the apartheid kid took over. denver. mostly post about my native landscape project and ska

I selectively edited mark’s post just like he did to loomer’s. Now it reads “it was”.

Just experienced my first air raid in Ukraine.

Sirens blaring.

This is everyday for every Ukrainian.

I feel like such an asshole for minimizing the struggle of Ukrainians for the last 5 years. I often said I don’t care. Looking back, that wasn’t very nice of me to say.

There are people in Ukraine who have to run to a bomb shelter everyday and some of us had the audacity to say Russia wasn’t wrong because we believed the lie that Ukraine is a country full of Nazi sympathizers.

We have been so propagandized by Russia and we don’t even realize it.

Air sirens could very well be the future of America if we don’t start demanding our lawmakers crack down on communism and multipolarity.

We won’t have Trump forever and the axis of evil is moving fast.

loudin wainwright the third on mash, holding an acoustic guitar and wearing green army fatigues

stewart from letterkenny with a speech bubble like he’s saying the quoted post

Yo-Yo Ma with the Colorado Symphony. He is shown both in person and on a jumbo screen playing his cello.

a tombstone that reads “the florsheims fit fine”

the spurs coyote with not a t-shirt gun but a t-shirt...? cannon? bazooka? truck-mounted artillery?

principal skinner meme for our special boy

father mulcahy saying "love thy neighbor or i'll punch your lights out!"

a photo of a labradoodle lounging on the sofa with his paw on an owl stuffie. he is staring directly into the camera. he is reddish-brown with a white stripe down his chest. he is a very good boy.

i love this dog except for when he jumps on the kitchen counter to steal food. i have lost far too many loaves of bread to this gremlin.

screen grab of the "porn for women" bit on 30 rock

screen grab of @didtherockieslose.com having a normal one

A glazed ceramic teapot and two mugs with art depicting the northern lights along with silhouette figures of a couple and their dog looking at the aurora.

a screenshot of freetaxusa telling me that colorado wants me to print a form, sign it and then not mail it in. douglas adams ass system.

a movie poster for “the victor marx story”, subtitled “when impossible is the only way out”. the poster is a black and white portrait of a man holding a sword and attempting a menacing look

a screenshot from the spier and mackay site that notes their price is "tariffs included"

A lawn sign mockup that says "ABOLISH" with laser beams from Blucifer's eyes melting an ice cube.

muting fifa peace prize because it is a dumb joke that has been made a thousand times already. get new material.

Wait it's all Calvinism? Always has been.

A screenshot of the internet-time-service mailing list from NIST that shows only two contributors.

Screenshot of an NYT article that reads: How Anti-Growth Sentiment, Reflected in Zoning Laws, Thwarts Equality

"The quality of the experience of being in Boulder, part of it has to do with being able to go to this meadow and it isn't just littered with human beings," said Steve Pomerance, a former city councilman who moved here from Connecticut in the 1960s.

A norfolk island pine in a dark green ceramic pot.

THE COLORADO SUN

NEWS: CRIME AND COURTS Donald Trump says he's pardoned Tina Peters. That doesn't affect her state conviction. Peters, the former clerk in Mesa County, was sentenced to nine years in prison for orchestrating a breach of her county's election system. Because she was convicted in state court, only Gov. Jared Polis can pardon her in the case.

wayne, daryl and squirrelly dan from "letterkenny" standing in front of wayne's barn holding puppies. they look tough.

A banner in the denver airport with a portrait of abe lincoln that reads “A house divided cannot stand. Civility, pass it on” and which wholly misses the point lincoln was making.

michael scott shouting "i declare bankruptcy"

congrassman murray from parks and recreation.

screencap from princess bride of inigo montoya telling vizzini "you keep using that word, i do not think it means what you think it means"

james franco in the ballad of buster scruggs, about to be hung, saying "first time?"

turkey breast wrapped in its own skin, sitting on the indirect heat side of a grill to get smoked.

a photo of a mini labradoodle sitting patiently with santa claus and mrs. claus. he is being adorable. just the cutest. like, you cannot believe how sweet this little doodle is. his name is santiago and he's mostly red with a white stripe from his nose, down his neck and chest. he tilts his head. omg the head tilts. any time i'm talking about him with someone he turns and glares at me with a head tilt.

$A text message that reads: I politically, spiritually and mentally align with the likes of Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, RFK Jr, Joe Rogan, ect. I believe in looking further into topics and researching things that the mainstream media are reporting and looking deeper into what is being told to us. Did you know that Ghislaine Maxwells father is the owner of all of our textbooks? That Jeffery Epstein is a Mossad agent, meant to blackmail all of our politicians into subservience? That our education system is meant to turn us into worker bees? That the government wants complete control of our food systems and have our farmers under extremely strict controls? That bill gates is poisoning cows with a new vaccine that causes them not to pass gas for “climate control”? Once you look into these things it’s extremely hard to not pay attention. The community on X knows the ins and outs of every single talking point blue sky is discussing, why does blue sky not know/want to even look at anything besides what is being shoveled to you by mainstream media? ☝🏼 That’s just a small micro fraction of what is going on in the world. Go ahead and stick your head back into the sand Or let that sink in. 🚰$

$I politically, spiritually and mentally align with the likes of Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, RFK Jr, Joe Rogan, ect. I believe in looking further into topics and researching things that the mainstream media are reporting and looking deeper into what is being told to us. Did you know that Ghislaine Maxwells father is the owner of all of our textbooks? That Jeffery Epstein is a Mossad agent, meant to blackmail all of our politicians into subservience? That our education system is meant to turn us into worker bees? That the government wants complete control of our food systems and have our farmers under extremely strict controls? That bill gates is poisoning cows with a new vaccine that causes them not to pass gas for "climate control"? Once you look into these things it's extremely hard to not pay attention. The community on X knows the ins and outs of every single talking point blue sky is discussing, why does blue sky not know/want to even look at anything besides what is being shoveled to you by mainstream media? world. Go ahead and stick your head back into the sand Or let that sink in. That's just a small micro fraction of what is going on in the$