Matt Youngmark (See you at Worldcon in LA)

@youngmark.com

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Writer and Illustrator and stuff. He/him, ADHD, literally the worst at social media. www.youngmark.com

A photo of the show floor at Emerald City Comic Con with an arrow pointing to Matt Youngmark's table and a joke kind of poking fun at Penguin Random House's ridiculous name
Real Talk! So are we going to overthrow the fucking government or what? Also there is an 80's-era picture of the comedian Sinbad
A bunch of little pins I'm making with a button maker, some of them feature whimsical anti-capitalist propaganda
A chibi grim reaper in star trek cosplay doing the "live long and prosper" salute. His name is Morty, and he's the unofficial mascot for the very last Orycon in Portland, WA (October 17-19)
A statue of a teenage mutant ninja turtle at a pizza stand in the puyallup fairgrounds, clearly unlicensed, grinning cheerfully yet ghoulishly
Me, Matt Youngmark, smiling like a dork
Me, Matt Youngmark, with purple hair, in front of some statue of a guy on a horse in downtown Philadelpia which I feel like is famous probably
Handmade protest sign reading "NO MUSK NO KINGS NO NAZIS"
A box of seltzer water featuring the blurb "love it or it's on us."
Promotional image with a picture of me and some of my book covers, to promote the Written in the Northwest Book Fair in Lynnwood, WA November 23.
Meme with anime guy looking at a butterfly labeled "Raiding a house for a squirrel" and responding,, "Is this sure as shit coming after me?"
Lisa Simpson describing some of the ways she copes with an increasingly dumb world: "Tai Chi, Chai Tea..."
Movie poster for "Slapstick," a truly awful movie from the 1980s theoretically based on a Kurt Vonnegut book
A "WAL-OUIJA" board with a drawing of the Nintendo character Waluigi. All the letters are W and A, so all you can spell is WAAA.
Being an old-timey doctor would rule, just drunk as hell like "yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cosine about it"
A stack of (already stamped!) postcards to voters pictured in front of a sign on the post office door stating that they're out of postcard stamps.
An "I Voted" sticker from Washington State
Venn diagram with two circles: Heinous crimes Republicans falsely accuse Democrats of committing, and Heinous crimes Republicans are literally committing themselves. They overlap almost perfectly, but the small sliver where they don't is labeled "controlling the weather."
A note my child wrote on a note card that reads "You're lactose intolerant!" and has a little crying face
Petra Aberdeen from Star Trek: Lower Decks
Poster for the animated film Robot Dreams featuring a dog and a robot walking hand in hand in New York City, smiling at each other.
A truth social post from Donald Trump proclaiming I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT in all caps
A chart from leftvalues.github.io that shows where I stand on various axes of progressivism, and sums me up as a Democratic Socialist.
A full can of pineapple juice and half a bottle of Kraken spiced rum
A badge proclaiming I am Bluesky user number 744,688
Sugar, Copper Blue
A poorly cropped map of the Rose City Comic Con floor map with an arrow saying "Me, AL-06"
An oil painting of a chimpanze in a space suit standing in front of a rocket, gazing into the distance and smoking a cigarette.
A book cover with a gold-embossed illustration of a snake and a knife, titled "Grievances."
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. -Pythagoras (above a painting of said Pythagoras)
Drones in the sky over San Diego Comicon with lights that create a vast image of the Marvel comics character Galactus
Jessica from the Rankin Bass production of Santa Claus is Coming to Town, who would eventually marry Kris Kringle and become Mrs. Claus. She has big blue eyes, red hair in an up-do, and is, notably, a stop-motion puppet.
A cheerful, smiling cartoon of a guillotine with arms and legs below the caption "Just trying to get a head"
Editor: You get those photos of Elliot Gould and Grover: Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what Followed by a 1970s-era cover of TV Guide with a weirdly sexy photo of Elliot Gould and the Sesame Street character Grover
Cover imsge of the Dreamcast game Sega Bass Fishing
After a bill signing, exuberant children mob a gleeful Tim Walz with hugs.