valerie 🦋

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mayor-in-exile of tempe, arizona

walking around in public Dbacks lose: every single one of these people is uglier and dumber than the last they must have let mongrel schoo out early today walking around Dbacks win: their is beauty in every soul
still from the movie Moneyball showing Jonah Hill pointing at a whiteboard and explaining something to Brad Pitt
still from the movie Moneyball showing Jonah Hill pointing at a whiteboard and explaining something to Brad Pitt
It all goes back and back, to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads. - Tyrion Lannister A Storm of Swords, Chapter 70, Tyrion X.
very crude drawing of a baseball strike zone showing an absolute meatball coming in about waist-high, squarely in the zone
Marked Safe From Valyrian Steel Dagger – Today
danny devito, awestruck and tearing up, saying “i get it now”
kermit the frog singing rainbow connection
A panel from the Watchmen graphic novel showing a disembodied humancirculatory system walking through a kitchen while three line cooks look on in terror. The text box reads: “IT'S NOVEMBER 10TH NOW. THERE IS A CIRCULATORY SYSTEM WALKING THROUGH THE KITCHEN…”
crying cat meme
beat to quarters tonite 👀 beat to quarters tonight queen?? beat to quarters tonite 👀
a four-month old kitten, asleep on a blanket
“this man is the nastiest skank bitch i’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. he is a fugly slut!” above a picture of James Hurley from Twin Peaks
lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to the old me