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A very tiny crunchy image of Dino the cat making an astonished face with eyes and mouth wide open.
Dino the cat sitting on two humans at once. The humans are under a blanket, but there are two clear shapes indicating Dino is sitting on one human, but has is front paws on the other human, like he can't decide which of his two humans he wants to sleep on.
A screenshot of the Last Minute Gifts Holiday Market. The screenshot focuses on an entry for YourAverageJoke.
Various black and white portraits ranging from sketchy flat shaded to detailed blended shade. The subjects' expressions vary from broody, to mysterious, to happy, to confident. Each is lovingly rendered.
Dino the cat is sleeping curled up into a little ball. One leg is sticking out and he's hugging that leg as he sleeps.
Black and white sketch portraits of various characters and people.
Dino the cat sleeping very snuggly against his human. The human is sat at a desk, with an arm of on the desk, and Dino is curled up against the human's chest, head lying on the arm.
Closeup screenshot of the details on a dinner plate's edge. There's a painted red flower, next to a painted bird with a blue head and golden body. The bird has a very wide eye open, which give it a slightly startled look.
Dino the cat is sleeping on the sofa, curled up on his side with a paw delicately hiding his face.
A zoomed in map of the province of Ontario, Canada in light grey. The country of Colombia is overlayed on top in semi-transparent blue. It takes up roughly the same surface area as Ontario. The country of Belgium is also present, a tiny red shape that fits very comfortably in the space between Sudbury, Ontario and Toronto, Ontario, a distance which is 4 hours of travel time.
A zoomed in map of the province of Ontario, Canada in grey. Overlayed atop is the full-scale country of Colombia in semi-transparent blue. A line is traced from Sudbury, Ontario to Toronto, Ontario in orange, and hows 4 hours of travel time. Colombia takes up approximately the same surface area of Ontario.
A screenshot of multiple tags reading "kim", "kim kitsuragi", "youraveragejoke", "blingee" and "picmix".
The emoji of Unga pleading followed by the "UNGA?" emoji. Next is the Bunga emoji making an angry face followed by the "NO" emoji. The last emoji is Unga crying.
Dino the cat is sat on the balcony wall facing away from the alley below, instead looking towards the inside of the apartment.
Dino the cat is up on the balcony wall looking at passersby in the alley below. He looks curious and happy.
Very crunchy image of a possum yelling.
Cover of the Disco Elysium colouring book project featuring a half coloured sketch of Kim Kitsuragi dressed in casual clothing, enjoying an ice cream cone.
6 baguettes distributed on two cookie sheets. they are golden brown, fresh out of the oven.
A photo of a Uni-ball Signo DX pen placed on a wooden desk.
Baby Dino the cat, lying on the floor. He is TINY.
Dino the cat is sleeping half-seated m, leaning his upper body up against the couch back, and seated with his back legs sticking out. His front paws are extended to rest on top of the back legs.
A photo of a human holding a silver pet food plate, about to serve it to Dino the cat. Dino is sitting nicely for his treat. The treat in question is a cake of wet cat food with an unlit pink birthday candle on it.
Dino the cat is curled up on a wool blanket, blissfully napping. He's nestled amongst cushions and his human, in the most comfy looking nest.
A bingo grid titled "Bad habit artist bingo". I have highlighted 16 out of the 25 possible options, ending up with a bingo in the last column (and another bingo in the middle row counting the free space). My bad habits are "comes up with ideas, does nothing", "forgot to sleep/eat/etc", "the urge to draw at the most inconvenient times", "hunched over desk like a gremlin", "forgets own art style", "fuck wrong layer", "doesn't name layers", "too hard on self", "saves 100 tutorials, uses none", "backgrounds? dont know 'em", "100 empty sketchbooks", "stylus/pen death grip", "zooms in focuses on details no one will see", "gets distracted in the middle of drawing with another idea", "delicious anatomy, doesnt want to give character clothes" and "forgot to flip canvas".
Dino the cat is curled up into a semi ball, turned mostly over onto his back. He is tucked into his human's arms, and is sleeping with his own arms hugging his head.
A photo taken of Dino the cat from above. He is curled up on a desk, comfy and sleepy. He looks like a shrimp in this position.
Dino the cat discovers a bouquet of flowers.
Dino the cat all bundled up in a yellow canvas jacket, at the park on a sunny evening. He is looking cozy and happy.
Dino the cat is sitting down with his head stuffed between the ankle strap and upper strap of a sandal.
A large monstera plant sits on a table on a balcony. Dino the cat is hiding behind it, sniffing at the branches.
Three black and white longhair kittens, barely bigger than the palm of a hand are huddled in a corner. Two of them are very interested in the camera but the smallest one is more interested in his fish toy.
Tips the kitten is lying on his side on a carpet. Cali the havanese dog is looking at the camera, unsure about this whole Kitten Business.
Dino the cat photographed in the classic bottom-up boomer framing. he's lying down, eyes closed, ears flat like he's trying to sleep but getting annoyed.
A painting of Kim Kitsuragi framed by the Composure portrait. They shape of Composure's profile resembles and mirrors Kim's. Kim is in the falostesse position, but he is not looking at where he would be shooting; he is looking nervously at the camera.
A painting of Harry sitting on the floor of the Kineema, legs hanging outside with the door open. He's grinning at something in the distance to his right, a sword hanging loosely in his hand. It's a redraw of the iconic promotional illustration.
A comic with flat colours features Harry and Kim standing, Harry assessing something in the distance while Kim takes notes beside him. In the next panel, we're focused on Harry as he says: "I'm squinting, Kim. Why am I doing it?" Kim, looking irritated, responds: "How should I know why you're squinting, officer?" In the next panel, Harry quints even harder, and we see what he's seeing: the hanged man before him, looking blurry, like blobs of indistinct colour. He says, "His face and hands are pink. Thighs too. The rest is greenish." Kim is at first surprised, but then his expression softens. "Oh," he says, "You're trying to assess lividity." Kim in the last panel has gone back to writing his notes, but he is grinning to himself.
A roughly painted illustration featuring Kim Kitsuragi and Harry Du Bois. Harry is unconscious, bleeding from the thigh, while Kim holds him in a fireman's carry. The colours of the piec are sunset-like, the men casting a long shadow in front of them, while a trail of blood is left behind. The bloody trail vaguely resembles smoke rising.
Alice DeMettrie and Kim Kitsuragi are drawn in flat colours and simple line art from the bust up. They seem to be sharing in some snarky humour.
Harry Du Bois and Kim Kitsuragi are cartoonishly drawn jogging. Harry is in his FALN tracksuit looking energetic, while Kim drags behind looking very tired.
Dino the cat is half seated in a cat tree, with his back paws and hindquarters squished flat in the basket. His front paws, however, are propped up on the heater in front of the basket. He's looking intently out the window like this.
Dino the cat is sitting very pretty for the camera.