AndyD

@yourlamentablefriends.com

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Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level. Abolish ICE, impeach, remove, prosecute. Leave AI and platforms. https://lazycoward.guide

A screenshot of a scene from X-Men: Days of Future Past video on YouTube. Title: X-MenL Days of Future Past - "All those years wasted fighting each other, Charles." Magneto sits, defeated, at Charles' feet. Subtitles: All those years wasted fighting the Electros.
The poster for the film Robocop photoshopped to read GoboCop. Robocop's cyborg head has been replaced by the mouth of Gobo Fraggle. The text has been changed to read: Part Man Part Machine All Muppet GoboCop Worries for another [classified]
A screen grab of the Trivia section for xbox.fandom.com/wiki/Dinosaur_Hunting_The_Lost_Continent. Text: Trivia - There is no evidence that Ankylosaurus and Gastonia roll their bodies like armadillos.
A text block from a Steam page. Text: Since you wish for Denshattack!
A still from Hunt for the Wilder People showing Ricky Baker (Julian Dennison) and Hec (Sam Neill) sizing each other up in a rain forest. Dennison's character is wearing a vinyl leopard print snap back and a red training jacket. Neill's character is wearing a prospecting hat, blue plaid flannel jacket, and grey tank top and is carrying a hiking swag.
A scene from Conan The Barbarian. Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones) stands between his two men at arms. They are all wearing snake cultist armor. Joey Lawrence's face has been photoshopped over Jones'. Text: Contemplate this on the tree of WOAH!
A Whammy, a red devil-imp- from the game show Press Your Luck. This one is leaning against a wall wearing a yellow mask, cape, and chest sigil - itself a dollar sign. It is winking at camera.
A still from Sesame Street where actor Vincent Price, wearing a tweed jacket and cravat, is being bitten in the neck by a vampire Kermit the Frog.
A collage of all Skywalkers in the expanded Star Wars universe. A worn gold title sits below. Text: SPACE KENNEDYS
Text tag for an image: "AI-generated image by Mark Stenberg via Gemini."
A screengrab from God of War 2018 showing Atreus angry with Kratos, who had just been stuck in another realm for hours for abandoning him.
An X-Men 96 'anatomy' poster as a thumbnail to a YouTube video by a shitty AI channel. Title: CAN JUBILEE EXPLODE ANYTHING? The anatomy poster has many mislabled and problematic bits. The femur is in the wrist, the clavicle is part of the jaw, the rib cage is in the soulder, the pelvis is in the elbow. All muscles stop at the forearm like cuffs. The pectoral is in the shoulder, the abs are in a glove, The other half is mirrored.
A scene from Futurama Season 06 Episode 07 (The Late Philip J. Fry) showing Fry watching the stars go supernova at the end of the universe. It has been edited with the scene preceding it where the earth is engulfed when the sun goes red giant. Text: Happy Birthday America. Thanks for all the anxiety and such.
A rainy city parking lot with two people walking side by side under umbrellas. It's night time and the background is lit by decorated trees and neon signs. Text: "He was inappropriate with the fairies. Someone had to make sure he wasn't alone with them."
A clip from the NASDAQ graph for 23 June 2026 showing a 10% dip in SpaceX stock over the past 5 days since IPO. Text: Markets SpaceX Falls for Third Day, Erases $600B in Market Value
An altered 3 panel comic from X-Men showing Scott/Cyclops and Jean Grey/Jean Grey standing in a kitchen. Panel 1 shows Scott on the phone, with Jean in the background: Scott: "You're telling me I could bundle and save $300 a year?" Jean: "Scott...?" Scott: "And that comes with a free DVR?!" Panel 2 shows Scott turning to the wall to hang up the phone, Jean still in the background. Jean: "Scott, honey...who was that?" Scott: "DirectTV. They can save us a ton if we switch to satellite." Jean: "SCOTT! NO!!" Panel 3 shows Jean crying into a towel. Jean: "You KNOW I can't give up my CABLE!"
Text block: Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.
An advertisement for the short-lived 80s TV series The Wizard, starring David Rapaport. His character Simon is depicted in the clouds wearing a panama hat as two people walk toward him on an approximation of the yellow brick road. Text: the Wizard (sic) An adventure series preview! His creations spark mystery and excitement around the world. And he's coming your way to put adventure into your life! Share the Spirit! 8pm CBS 7,10,11,15
A thumbnail for the new Spider-Man Brand New Day trailer, showing Peter Parker sticking on a building, with Spider-Man reflecting back at him. His face is terribly mangled and his clothing is covered in AI artifacting. The city in the reflection has impossible geometry and the whole thing looks like soup.
A scene at a restaurant from the TV show 30 Rock showing the Lemon family (Buck Henry as Dick Lemon, Anita Gillette as Margaret Lemon, and Andy Richter as Andy Ricther but also Mitch Lemon), all wearing red holiday sweaters, sitting around a table. Dick Lemon is holding up his hand in protest to someone else trying to pay the bill.
The Steam store graphic for MapleStory: Ride the Lightning showing 3 chibi/super deformed anime characters in 19th century French fashion leaping from a light burst with a number of spirit animals.
This video has no audio track. A scene from Quest for Camelot, a 90s Bakshi-esque animation. It shows the villain, a balding, red haired barbarian in leather armor, going ape-shit while holding a sword that was just dosed with magic potion.
A text block: HOW LONG IS A MILLION SECONDS? First, let me ask you a question: How long do you think a million seconds is? In terms of days, weeks, years, decades, or whatever? Turns out it's 11.5 days. Taht's it. Less than two weeks. HOW LONG IS A BILLION SECONDS? Now, how about a billion? A billion seconds is 31.7 years. So a million seconds ago was last week, and a billion seconds ago was 1993. HOW LONG IS A TRILLION SECONDS? Okay, last one. How long do you think a trillion seconds is? A trillion seconds is 31,689 years. A trillion seconds ago, humans were still in the Stone Age. Writing hadn't been invented. Agriculture hadn't been invented. We were hunter-gatherers using basic tools.
A monstrous skeleton is surrounded by a blood burst. The skeleton pauses for a moment, then falls to the ground.
A thumbnail for the channel Climatetown showing host Rollie Williams, a mustachioed man in a blue work shirt with a black under tee holding a phone on the street, under a compact media view for a YouTube Video. The video's thumbnail reads "Learn Fusion" In the Climatetown thumbnail, only the first word is visible. "DON'T" written in Impact font.
GoG subject line for an email from GoG games. Text: Slavic adventure. Then symbols follow. A wheel (Ashoka?), a Rejang symbol (which, if combined with the first, creates a Sonnenrad, another nazi symbol) followed by a Schutzstaffel symbol.
A Reddit post in r/DnD Title: "What's the biggest reason D&D campaigns fail? The post is unable to load with the error: Request timed our while loading latest content.
A scene from the film Equilibrium (2002) which has been edited to depict a Robert Van Winkle record in place of Beethoven in a pivotal scene.
An ad with a clipart comic of two depressed young people. A woman on the left with long black hair and a man on the right with a beard and long blond hair. They stare despondently at the camera. Text below ad: Things to cut when money gets tight ((most people ignore #11) FinanceBuzz - Sponsored
A meme showing a person in hornrimmed glasses with an exaggerated bald head. Text: "renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtly increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeuo until they say something"
Characters from the 70s/80s children's show The Great Space Coaster. Left front to right back: A large clown puppet with a white face, red hair and nose, wearing a blue hat and sweater A green frog-like puppet with dirty blond hair wearing a pink sweater. A man with curly blond hair wearing a green jersey with yellow on white stripes on the sleeves (Green bay?)
A Nintendo Game Boy Advance boot screen. The text has been changed to read "Maybe it will happen" with the company name changed to "Today"
Nickelodeon font design with brand logos for Floam and Koosh. Text: Slow Down or I'm gonna FLOAM on your KOOSH.
A screenshot of the 1995 film Tank Girl showing Booga, an anthropomorphized kangaroo, smiling and wearing a white tee shirt.
Animatronics expert Matthew Winchell and puppeteer Michael Schupbach show Adam Savage the inner workings of the puppet for Grogu. A series of pneumatic armatures, wires, and motors make up the body under his cloak. His head remains intact, creepy, but still adorable.
A screenshot of a CNN article showing a photo of a man in a naval uniform speaking below a microphone to a crowd out of frame. A man in a black suit with a red tie stands behind him looking like he wishes he was anywhere else. Headline: Penile implant specialist with history of far-right comments led hantavirus presser
A video circuit diagram for a Panasonic WV-5350/5352 industrial video monitor supplemental service manual. The page shows a lot of circuitry for signal/deflection in a CRT driver for a security/line monitor...uh...monitor.
6 characters from the show The Boys. They've all had their names changed in subtitle. Title: Garth Algar's THE GUYS In reading order the characters are: FireCracker: Hooters McGavin The Deep: Rob Lowtide Homelander: Oedipus Flex Mave: Lynda Vapecart-er Noir: Snake-eyes from GI JOE and let's stop pretending he's not. Starlight: Sunny Boo Boo
Two panels. Left: Rob Schnieder, a tool, in a grey suit with a cornflower and baby blue striped tie, smiling at the camera. Right: The same suit on a red Swingline stapler, a USEFUL tool.
A private message from 4pillargames (a scam company run by Ken "Whit" Whitman - a decades long scammer of TTRPG community members and actors. Text: Spencer, We understand your request. We are not removing the profile solely because you object to being covered. 4 Pillar Games publishes editorial profiles about people and work in the tabletop game field, and we have the right to cover public-facing creative work, commentary, and industry history. Any limited use of source material is made for editorial commentary, and informational purposes under fair use principles. That said, we want the profile to be fair, accurate, and respectful. If anything is factually wrong, send me the specific corrections and I'll review them promptly. If your concern is the tone or AI-assisted drafting, I'm willing to have the profile reviewed and rewritten by a human editor. Thank you -4PG
A still from the 2020 Devolver Big Fancy Press Conference showing Nina Struthers (Marhia Zook) and My Uncle That Works at Nintendo (me). Nina is wearing a black suit top and a tight ponytail. Uncle is wearing a shabby tank top and a dirty white shirt, with greasy, long hair and gold chains.
A screen shot from the game HiFi Rush! showing a cupcake and a pitcher of punch sitting on a table with a Luxo lamp illuminating them. The cupcake is reminiscent in color and design to the Portal cake GladOS shows at the end. A hand written sign says 'punch' in front of the punch bowl. A Zanzo doll peeks from a chair behind the punch pitcher.
A side by side comparison of two games. The first is a late 80s Macintosh game called Glider. Black and white pixel graphics show a paper airplane gliding above a table with a Mac Classic and an alarm clock on it. There is a tag in the lower corner reading RTX OFF. The next panel is a screenshot of StarFox (2026, Switch2) showing Fox McCloud's Arwing firing green lasers at a giant, industrial robot boss. There is a tag in the corner reading RTX ON.
A four panel comic. Red ink on white. Title: Worth a Try Panel 1: A person stands before a skull suspended in a void. All subsequent panels have the same setup. The skull says "Fill yourself with hope" Panel 2: The person says, "But what about all the problems in the world?" Panel 3: The skull says, "Like your dumbass could do anything about them." Panel 4: The person now has an angry scowl. The person says, "Hey, I could do a little something." The skull replies, "See! That's hope!" The tag "Buttpoems" is written at the bottom right.
A Ronald Reagan For President poster from the 80s. Reagan is crossed out and GAVIN is written in marker. Gavin Newsom's head is pasted over Reagan's. A flag and whitehouse magazine collage cutout is behind the head. Text: GAVIN (orig. REAGAN) FOR PRESIDENT Let's make America great again.
A storefront in Vancouver BC called Moose Knuckles. The store is filled with outdoor sportswear.
The original Mac box art for Myst, a graphical adventure game from the early 90s. The cover shows the title with a CG island below and a falling outline of a person above.
The 'See Something, Say Something' campaign logo for OSHA's workplace safety signage program. An the dot of an exclamation point forms the pupil of a glaring eye.
The first cave in The Legend of Zelda for NES. The sword has been edited to be a bong. The text now reads: IT'S A TOTAL BUMMER OUT THERE. HAVE SOME FUNYUNS AND HIT THIS.
Casper the Friendly Ghost, a dead cartoon child.
Actor Ed Begley Jr. in the 1970s with a goofy mustache and lapels that go off the image.
A Kenner branded action figure case in the shape of Darth Vader's bust. A quarter sits to the right for scale.
A post from Truth Social or Twitter, does it even matter anymore? They're the same picture. It's from @realDonaldTrump but was obviously written by a staffer. Text: The FAKE NEWS is claming that I was insulting the Catholic Pope in my TruthSocial post. Only the Fake News could come up with that one. The post was clearly about MARK 'Leo' POPE, the head coach of Kentucky's basketball team. MARK POPE is soft on crime (HELLO RAJON RANDO!!!), weak on nuclear weapons, soft on causing turnovers (#247 on KenPom!) and weak on playing foul free defense. He is a stain on the legacy of Kentucky basketball, following the distinguished careers of John Calipari and Tubby Smith.
A man regiment-carries a possible speed gun on a golf course. He's wearing a blue button up shirt, grey or drab slacks, brown shoes, and sunglasses. He looks like Jean Claude Van Damme in any of his 89-92 movies. Behind him is a golf cart with an old guy and a kid, a caddie clings to the back. Palm trees dot the landscape out to the horizon.
A group of Franciscan monks wearing grey robes and sandals, standing on grass.
A mint leaf in a peach half. In-peach-mint.
The original cover of Stephen King's "Four Past Midnight" hardcover, showing a clock with a chasm opening at the 4 minute mark on the dial.
Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation. He's wearing a short sleeved button up shirt and a maroon and silver tie, looking at camera. Text: Lets ah, go. NAILED IT!
The Enterprise D bridge watching Battlestar Galactica.
A photoshopped promo poster for the HBO series Arli$$, showing the cast standing, facing camera. Robert Wuhl, who plays the titular character, stands center in a business suit, holding a cigar. The rest of the cast stands behind him. The background has been edited to an argyle pattern and the text has been edited to read: ROBERT WUHL When it comes to wearing kilts, he's got what it takes... Except for the pattern. Argyle$$ A Wolf in Black Sheep's Clothing.