Michael

@yourpalmichael.me

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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" Tweet from fanfiction_txt
Artemis I at the beginning of its launch. It looks like a small orb of fire and smoke slowly rising off the ground.
Video taken from the corner of an intersection. People line the sidewalks holding protest signs and flags. Several cars drive through the intersection unimpeded.
Eggs are so expensive because all the chickens are in Congress.
Wide angle picture showing crowds lining both sides of a road protesting. Tampa City Hall is visible on the right end flying both the American and Pride flags.
According to the government, Ms. Hui does not have a blameless past. In court records, the government said she arrived in the United States from Hong Kong in February 2004, and paid an American citizen $2,000 to enter into a sham marriage with her sometime around 2005. She had hoped the marriage would allow her to get permanent resident status and permit her to travel to Hong Kong to see her dying grandmother and return to the United States afterward, according to court records.
Apple Watch Global Close Your Rings Day pin sitting on a black background. The pin has the three activity rings, which continue diagonally up to the left and right to form what looks like a medal.
Duolingo screenshot showing 1000 day streak
Tricolor Aussie laying on his side. A lit branch of a Christmas tree is visible in the top right corner. The lights cast a colorful glow across Scout and the floor. Scout has a look on his face like he’s deep in thought.
Tricolor Australian Shepherd sleeping on the floors of an office. Surrounded by two Lamb Chop stuffies and another stuffed iced coffee toy.
Arrested Development meme saying “I mean, it’s one dollar, Michael. What could it cost? 1.0009 dollars?
A sign for a store called “American threads” on a brick wall.
Screenshot of original post showing blocked post above.
Screenshot of quote post with “Did it work?” as new text.
The back of another Vertu phone with a person looking surprised on the back.
Picture of a bag of Berkeley powerbait artificial worms.
Three anthropomorphic mice dressed in biking gear.
Picture of the Shroud of Turin
Screenshot showing a coupon which says "10 likes*" and then in fine print says "* does not give you likes" Heart showing 10 like below
A tricolor Aussie sitting in front of a stream. He is looking up and to the right, with his mouth open. The stream and trees in the background are not in focus.
Video looking out from front porch of a house. Wind and rain blowing intensely from left to right. Branches of a sapling blowing around the the foreground.
View from the front porch of a house looking out. An out of view streetlight illuminates a heavy mist of rain blows from right to left and a two story house across the street.
Video of a view down a street. Gray clouds blowing from right to left quickly. A few saplings starting to lean with the wind.
Bluesky celebration image showing me as used #6389
All of their cards have charges on them and my mom is struggling to manage it and my dad is just focusing on "how do I get rid of the internet"
Screenshot of headline: RFK Jr. Says He Had a Dead Worm in His Brain
Screenshot from story: “The students realized it was fake only after noticing that the cops in the room had done nothing to stop the pretend shooter, they said.”
Screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater showing Volgin standing on top of the Shagohod, nuclear-equipped tank/mech.
A small mouse in green pajamas standing on their head
President George Bush’s chief of staff informing him about the second plane hitting the second of the twin towers of the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.
A selfie by the Curiosity rover showing the rover in the right side of the frame and the dusty and hazy landscape of Mars.
Screen cap from King of the Hill. Bobby: 111 degrees? Phoenix can't really be that hot can it? Oh my God! It's like standing on the surface of the sun! Peggy: This city should not exist. It’s a monument to man's arrogance.
A selfie of Paul in a white suit with poorly photoshopped angel wings and a halo.
A selfie of Paul in a white suit with poorly photoshopped angel wings.
Frame from the Simpsons. Willie holding a ho in the air yelling “Kill it! Kill it!”
Screenshot (totally real cough, cough) of Bluesky FAQ saying that skeets are officially called "skeets".
Frame from the TV show Street Sharks, showing Ripster (a genetically modified human/shark hybrid) riding a motorcycle.
Cover of the Animorphs book Visser.
Meme of nick cage and pedro pascal but with twitter and Bluesky logos pasted over their respective faces
Screenshot of carrot weather showing a tornado warning and the forecast text of *chuckles* you’re in danger
Tri color Australian shepherd standing on a large rock looking down at the ground with his tongue hanging out.
An Australian Shepherd puppy in a red harness looking towards the camera. His little tongue is sticking out slightly up at his nose.
Screenshot of @pfrazee’s profile showing 5481 posts
Screenshoot of the virtual reality bluesky app by @antpb.xyz with posts floating in 3d space in front of the user.
Photo from the top of a mountain with stairs leading down in the center of the frame. There is a landscape of pine covered mountains in the surroundings. Rays of sun shine through a few clouds in the blue sky above.