Salem, Pseudo Sylvan

@yurigf.pet

420 Followers 709 Following

Unprofessional Wire Fondler, Will and Instrument Detached, It // She

Current weather: 104 deg F, feels like 110. Today's weather: High 107 deg F
Image of a hotel room with two beds on the left and a chair directly at the foot of the second bed. Its so far away this room is too big it sucks
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Image of 7 anime girls photoshopped lined up in front of a stage like an idol group. Im gonna be real i dont know these characters by name but its some milfs and condescending looking girls known for saying "Ara ara..." Oh and also transfem Jotaro
Teal'c - Stargate (1994) - Figura In Vinile Da Collezione - Feminae
Transfem Chad "Yes." meme
Salem standing in beside a '94 Chevy pickup truck. There is a sticker on the back window with a trans flag and an AR that says "DEFEND EQUALITY". The background is an overgrown lawn of texas native wildflowers, mostly yellow coneflowers and some sunflowers and... some kind of thistle idk
A dwarf woman blushing and giving a sidelong glance towards an offscreen character. She's holding her hands in front of herself bashfully. Captioned "Would it be okay if I took apart and did some upkeep on your armor...?"
fallout screenshot scribbled over and captioned WAR (FRAME) NEVER CHANGES
Monogatari Series Personality Test Results: [A pie graph of Monogatari Characters.] Araragi: 80% Shinobu: 60% Kanbaru: 45% Nadeko: 80% Hitagi: 80% Hanekawa: 100% Mayoi: 70% Meme: 75% You are theost like Tsubasa Hanekawa (100%).
screenshot of reddit post "Holy crap boyos I decided to figure out the matcha drink jerma was raving about during Elden ring streams and he was not exaggerating. It’s 100% because of the natural caffeine but he was not kidding when he said you get a lot of energy. For those wondering it’s the lemon and ginger liquid iv energy version. He specified in chat at some point which is how I found out exactly what it was"
Close blurry crop of the above airport selfie, focused on some restaurant signs in the background. One, barely legible through compression, reads "LANCOME". The E is circled in bright red.
The barbarian girl has the nun in a headlock with her legs wrapped around the nun's waist. The nun's eyes are rolling back into her head on the edge of consciousness
Recording from "The Warrior Princess and the Barbarian King" A girl dressed in furs has a nun pinned down on the ground. The nun thrusts her hips up, throwing the girl and pinning her in turn.
TEXAS MENTIONED Girl with a farmers tan and a Tecas state flag hat holding a wine glass and a beer bottle
Female Boynecologist lmao okay does anyone else feel weirdly comforted by the lead gowns they use when ur getting an x ray Dahlia i will say i do think that the lead sheet is maybe one of the most beautiful inventions of technology ever devised
two girls looking down (at the quoted post) with embarrassed expressions
A photo of a grey chair in the corner of a neutral-colored room. There is a standing lamp behind it and a round wooden table in front.
A figure face-down in the mouth of a large turtle statue. Its arms and legs are splayed out of the turtle's mouth with its head disappearing out of sight down the throat.
Salem soyfacing and pointing at the arch
Salem standing in front of a cathedral. The picture blurry as shit because it was walking
A map of the United States with states colored to mark living preference. The majority of the map is red. Oregon, Colorado, Illinois, and Massachusetts are marked light orange for "maybe". Washington State and Connecticut are marked light green for "Willing". Only New York State is marked dark green for "absolutely".
Minecraft Ghast
Idris Elba sitting contemplatively. Captioned: "Learn to respond everything needs a reaction."
Screenshot of a character in Final Fantasy XIV. An armored woman with horns and scales standing in a futuristic looking room. She has choppy medium-length dark purple hair, pale skin, and horns on the side of her head.
A very close up blurry screenshot of a twitter profile icon. It is a black background with some form of neon blue... hammer? and lightning bolts? and an infinity sign. Which now that im saying out loud makes it sound like a nazi thing but i dont think it is? anyways its a dude fairly well known for replying to trans women and saying weird shit. for reasons pertaining to the joke and to avoid the scrutiny of who this post is about i cannot type out his username where it is searchable
DOES HE KNOW? meme
Cropped screenshot of post interaction menu. Mute Account Block Account Report Post
TOKYO SWEET GWENDOLINE by Hajime Sorayama Rockin' Jelly Bean Katsuya Terada
Albuquerque Best Western Cuck Chair The zig zag pattern matches the floor in the worst way and the faux leather footrest is bizarrely out of place.
Yin-yang with "we're so back" and "it's so over" on either side.
1000xRESIST Time Played 11.4 hours Achievements 29/32.
A diagram of a monkey restrained in a chair with wires hooked into its brain. In front of the monkey is a screen labeled "minor success or failure" and two buttons labeled "It's so over" and "We're so back"
Screenshot of bsky feed. Between posts there is a notification: "We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover."
Wizened old sensei looking concerned. "I dont know... That's scary..."
Image of Poo-Chi, a small robot dog toy from the early 2000s. It has a silver angular body with a large head and a display for eyes.
Aspalus III Mobile Armor from Mobile Suit Gundam: The 08th MS Team. Gonna be honest I do not know how to properly describe this thing but I'll try. At first glance it looks like someone stepped on a horseshoe crab. A flat, crab-like ship with muted green armor on the top and a grey underbelly. It has spikes protruding across its back and two large winglets on its sides. At its middle front is a particle cannon which looks almost like a circular mouth with teeth around all sides. There are two large orbs on its underside.
Crop of the "This is Fine" comic A cartoon dog dog with a little hat sits at a kitchen table in a burning room. It has an empty unbothered look in its eyes and a goofy smile. Not pictured, in the original comic there is an additional panel where the dog says "This is fine."
Image of a Magic the Gathering Card: Swarmyard Land Tap to add one colorless mana. Tap to regenerate target Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel (The next time it would be destroyed, instead tap it, remove from combat, and heal all damage on it.)
A small ceramic kintsugi cup. It is black with a rough texture, with large cracks that have been filled with gold.
Bigass rat pointing a gun at the viewer
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Comparison Xteink X3 3.7" E-Ink display Weight: 58g Xteink X4 4.3" E-Ink Display Weight: 74g
Screenshot of Tumblr account UnbetiteIt @glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl
2012 Honda fit with the engine bay open, the windshield wipers and some engine cowling cowling are sitting on the ground next to it.
Screenshot of a US map with Georgia and Alabama outlined, sparse where the borders are straight and very dense where they follow natural features such as rivers.
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A grid of 9 games' cover art. SIGNALIS Ostranauts Citizen Sleeper VA-11 Hall-A (Valhalla) Final Fantasy XIV Elite: Dangerous Mirror's Edge Halo 3 Portal 2
Poorly photoshopped rat pointing gun at user
[Screenshot of Discord messages from 2 years ago.] Salem Yuribait, 2y I have to confront mortality under my house Salem Yuribait, 2y I want to throw ropes like a real woman Salem Yuribait, 2y I don't wanna have weak ass pussy cum
Screenshot from the video linked in quoted post, a close-up of the loading screen from Marathon. INITIATE TRANS
Screenshot of tweet by @marathonaire. 18 minutes of Perimeter gameplay following a destroyer, Thief and Triage. Something to note is that the Thief is wearing a skin with a white rabbit on her right thigh, this being a callback to her being hte modern version of "White Rabbit" in the reveal trailer [Video showing 3 chunky-looking armored soldiers in the ready-up screen] 10:57AM - Feb 18, 2026 - 144.8K Views 38 Comments - 172 Retweets - 1.8K Likes - 703 Saves
Google calendar notification. :3c Today
Close-up screenshot of my phone screen, showing 3:00AM
Waow (based) meme. Scribble-drawn girl with big anime eyes, choppy bangs, a long skirt, and horrible posture looking slightly concerned saying, "Waow". A thought bubble above her reads "based based based based based based based based based based based..."
Emoji with closed eyes and a wide, flat mouth overlaid by wide, crazed eyes. Captioned "I pretend I do not see it but in reality I do".
A semaphore naval flag indicating "I REQUIRE A TUG"
A grey 3d-printed plastic bin full of Magic the Gathering cards.
A handful of Magic the Gathering cards splayed out for display. In order: Unforgiving aim, foil: Art of an elf shooting a bow made of iridescent light. Bloodline bidding, foil: An obscene mass of boars bursting from the ground in a tangle of vines. Morcant's Loyalist, showcase: A regal-looking elf in a papercraft looking fairytale book art style. Twilight diviner, foil: A beautiful elf with thorny horns scrying into a glowing mass of energy. Morcant's Eyes, foil: A lone elf watching a winding pathway through the woods. Hexing Squelcher, non-foil: A goblin holding its arms out shaping magic energy roiling through the air. Oko, Lorwyn Liege, foil: Just kinda a big guy. He's got good abs though. Sun-Dappled Celebrant, foil: A mirthful treefolk. Eclipsed Merrow, showcase: A mermaid sitting in a shallow pond in front of a waterfall, both the moon and sun can be seen in the scy. Also in a papercraft fantasy book style.