Zachary Johnson is not ok

@zachstronaut.com

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Game and Network coder for @StageFrightGame.bsky.social by Ghost Town Games. Director of Joggernauts by @spacemacegames.com. Minneapolis creative dev (he/him). Not okay. Cat selfie enthusiast. Visit: zachstronaut.com

A white llama with black nose and ears. As cute as it sounds, yes.
A children’s book cover with a blue train. Part of the title of the book is covered, but what you can still see says “SKA TRAIN”
Me giving a thumbs up while wearing a Muppets The Count as Nosferatu t-shirt giving a thumbs up while drinking a cocktail in a coffin
Sitting with white shoots on the floor in the back of an empty van. Caption: Me On My Way To Game Development
It’s the new Minnesota flag but green, gold, and white and the abstract State shape points the other direction and the star is replaced with a triangle of cheese, obviously.
Kristi Noem fired from her role as Homeland Security chief
From Senator Klobuchar’s official government website, she poses with an award. Headline is “Klobuchar Recognized by the Major County Sheriffs of America as Legislator of the Year”
Detroit style pizza but someone also gluten free. Witchcraft.
Two LEGO minifig frog protesters. One has a red neck bandana, a medical mask, and an ICE Out! sign with classic ICEE design. The other has a blue neck bandana, a gas mask, and an ICE Out of Minnesota snow plow design sign.
LEGO frog minifigure with blue bandana and gas mask face golding BRLSQ ICE Out of Minnesota snow plow protest sign
Disney’s Sword in the Stone Merlin with blue robes, tall pointy hat, and long white beard casting a spell on some books.
French manuscript from 1300 with illustration of a bearded wizard in a purple cloak dictating to a bald and bearded scribe in a grey robe.
Central Ave filled with marchers with NE Lowry Ave cross street in view. STOP ICE sign.
Quote “This Federal Government poses an unreasonable risk to the health and safety of the Americans I love to kill.” With Friday the 13th’s Jason standing in the rain.
MIRAC instagram story calling for 1pm rally today Fri Jan 30 at Minneapolis Federal Court, 300 S 4th St
Pikachu stuffie, candles, and a “Pretti Good Day to Get Ice Out!” sign
Protest sign: Dontcha Tread On Me
Minneapolis Jan 23, 2026 General Strike time lapse from skyway bridge at Central Library
Nazi Pigs Fuck Off sign in Minneapolis General Strike protest Jan 23, 2026
Book Cover: The Boy Who Cried Poop!
very somber cover of Feeling Good
A spread from The Haunted House with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Pluto finding a secret passage through an oil portrait.
One of those little fish shaped individual serving Shoyu bottles
me in a stars and moons wizard robe holding skeleton toddler in front of a mossy woodsy fantasy wizard’s keep with turret. Purple lightning shoots from my alakazam hand.
Pizza Slice Dracula
An itch.io purchase confirmation of Spooky Express at $30.00
ancient bearded man in cute cow hat
Old, ginger bearded man with glasses — devilishly handsome — drinking from a Spooky Express mug.
Monach butterfly, wings spread in flight, facing directly into camera
Photo of: Different wooden doors cut into chevron like puzzle pieces and assembled into columns to decorate a wall.
stomp the gop graffiti hopscotch with trump and cronies
ginger man and ginger cat
Linda Blair in The Exorcist
Quarter sized hail
Nosferatu t-shirt but it is the Sesame Street Count
My hand in the absolute greenest thickest cloveryest clover lawn imaginable