Zacktps

@zacktps.bsky.social

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36 years dead Bad puppies! We love you!

Blue puppet man with unibrow and frown singing “I don’t wanna die”
Selfie of Zack in his office. He is wearing a green shirt, and black beanie, with his hand resting on his chin.
A tuxedo cat laying on a grey and white striped comforter
Another selfie of Zack with a filter to look like a woman in makeup
Selfie of Zack with a filter that makes him look much more feminine
Pinky sticky note with all caps block letters in blue ink that spell out, “hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe. -Zack (xxx) xxx-xxxx”
DNA Productions bumper with three eyed chimp that says, “hi, I’m Paul!”
Selfie of Zack standing in his office with a side cocked grin. He is wearing an olive green shirt.
Still from Mars Attacks (1996) featuring Sarah Jessica Parker’s body with a chihuahua’s head
Zack with a toothy grin in a green tee shirt
Selfie of Zack standing in his office wearing a beanie and gold Cuban links. Volcom stone logo on shirt.
Selfie of Zack outside with a fake smile. Black shirt covered in animal hair/dander
Selfie of Zack in a beanie and black shirt laying on a couch
Selfie of Zack in a sunny outdoor parking lot. His tongue is sticking out and he is wearing sunglasses and a beanie, dressed in black
Snapchat filtered selfie of Zack with feminine attributes.
Selfie of Zack in sunglasses, headphones around neck, and middle finger up in a bright orange Adirondack chair outside at a campground
ask me anything, anonymously what's your favorite pizza
ask me anything, anonymously what are you looking for on here?
ask me anything, anonymously Go to position in bed?
ask me anything, anonymously your face strikes me as a comfortable seat
ask me anything, anonymously Favorite movie? (Anything from G to XXX)
ask me anything, anonymously will you watch Thirteen Ghosts with me?
ask me anything, anonymously What's the sexiest food in your opinion
ask me anything, anonymously Naked cuddle time! Are you little spoon or big spoon?
NGL anonymous question: Favorite taco? This is not a sexual question it’s just about tacos btw Also describe it as sexy as possible
Image of a storefront for Dick’s Pizza with window decal that reads, “YOU HAVEN’T EATEN PIZZA UNTIL YOU’VE EATEN DICKS.”
Image of Frieza from Dragon Ball (anime) with a speach bubble at the bottom indicating he is quoting the skeet below.
Image of a Taco Bell box meal with the words “this and some beautiful wet pussy” overlaid
Image from Netflix series, Trailer Park Boys The Animated Series featuring Ricky, Julian, Bubbles as the Green Bastard, and Randy Bobandy
Scene from Matilda where kid is eating an entire chocolate cake in front of the school. There is chocolate all over his face clothes and hands as he looks like he’s about to fall into a food induced coma
Zack’s good girl, Luna (a Siberian Husky), plopped on the grey loveseat looking bummed because it’s too hot to be outside where she wants to be.
Edited selfie of Zack with distorted smileys in the background
Selfie of Zack outside with his tongue sticking out
A digital drawing of two hands double gripping an invisible object, suggestive of a large penis. It has been edited to have a hotdog drawn in to the grip of the hands
iPhone mirror selfie of Zack with tongue out and middle finger up. He is wearing traditional Emo getup of black tee shirt, skinny jeans, and hair swoop
Selfie of Zack, freshly shaved showing off his baby face, despite being 35 years old
An image of Zack, cropped so that only his brown eyes are shown.
Selfie of Zack laying on the couch giving a toothy smile
Image of a wood chair in the corner, with ankle straps on the front legs and a plug-in hitachi magic wand coming up through the center
Photo of my pale legs crossed, sitting in my office chair. View is looking down.
Selfie of Zack on a pier on the West Sacramento side of the Sacramento River with an illuminated “WEST” in the background. Zack is throwing up a peace sign with natural hair, a denim vest, and an avenged sevenfold tee shirt
Black and white selfie of Zack smoking a joint
Mirror selfie (before iPhones had front facing cameras) of Zack in black V-neck band tee with emo hair swooped in his face, making suggestive eyes.
Picture of Zack in the sunlight making a goofy face, with bong in hand
Elaine Benes if she existed today (an e-girl in doc martens, beanie, and septum, drinking a PBR)
16 year old Zack with black emo hair, and vintage Kix cereal shirt
Selfie of Zack at his desk. He is wearing green overalls and a black tee shirt. He has one hand under his chin as he throws a cute glance at the camera. There is a child’s drawing of a burger on the wall behind him. He loves burger.
Snippet from a BBC article featuring pope Francis saying “sexual pleasure is a gift from god”
Trans artist DAMAG3, and their single DOUBL3 TAK3 screenshot from Spotify on iPhone
Shower selfie of Zack, view from the nozzle looking down at a wet naked Zack with his tongue out. Water stream is censoring his naughty bits
A posterized selfie of Zack sitting at a red table, overlooking the pacific and Huntington Beach, with short hair, black shades, and a gold chain
Selfie of Zack standing in a bathroom, both arms stretched out towards the camera
still from the animated tmnt series from the 90's of the crossover episode with street sharks
Snapchat filtered photo of Zack to make him look femme with curly brown hair