Zack Wagner

@zackwag.com

274 Followers 715 Following

Software engineer, husband, father, fool

Trump saying “I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time,” on the night it was announced RBG was dead.
David Mitchell in Nazi regalia saying "Are we the baddies?"
Lampwick from The Simpsons saying "Long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars and my gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else."
A guy sadly saying "yea." It's quiet resignation to horror.
An email saying my Disney+ account is cancelled
Brokedown Palace on Rotten Tomatoes with a 31% critic score and 66% audience score
First page of entities for my UPS in Home Assistant
Frida the beagle, sitting on the couch eating a burger.
A lecherous old man with a shirt that says "Google boobs. Trust me."
Prove me wrong kids
Claire Danes and Kate Beckinsale in Brokedown Palace (1999)
Still from The Simpsons with Rainier Wolfcastle as a nerd in front of lockers with two smaller boys bullying him. The caption is “The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth”
Richard Kind in a tuxedo
A bunch of pictures with Liam Neeson pissing his pants. He’s a mess.
One sheet for “The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”
A list of Apple Music artists and “Timmy Trumpet” shows up multiple times and the Reddit user wants to know if this is a bug.
Image of a man holding a paper with the headline “Coogan is a cunt says dad” to Steve Coogan. This picture is from the movie, The Trip
WELL, TOM, YOU ARE AN ODD FELLOW BUT I MUST SAY, YOU MAKE A GOOD ACTION THRILLER.
A meme where it says Tainted Love / Where Did Our Love Go? Split 12” is better than the 7” of the individual songs. In a humorous turn it says Sex Dwarf is better than all of them.
Lyrics from Teena Marie that say: Because, you see, sometimes the needs of the one Outweigh the needs of the many
Drawing of a fat, bald man wearing glasses with a thought bubble that says “Oh man… he’s just like me!”
THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN
Picture of Norman Rockwell’s painting: The Freedom Speech
A car with a fake vanity plate that says “Foxy Grandma”
I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It's simply too good.
Last four movies in Letterboxd: The Day the Earth Blew Up, Black Bag, Mickey 17 and A Minecraft Movie
Admiral Ackbar saying “It’s a trap!” in Return of the Jedi
Peter Griffin in a straight jacket screaming with the ctrl-alt-del “Loss” comic in the background
AI slop of Elon Musk crying while his rocket crashes
Gene Hackman in The Conversation playing a saxophone in a stripped apartment
Picture of Abercrombie & Fitch store opening soon in the Rittenhouse Square neighborhood of Philadelphia
A beagle laying under a blanket with her tongue on her snout
DONALD TRUMP & ELON MUSK ARE DIRTY FASCISTS.
Norm MacDonald saying “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.”
UNION DUES COST AROUND $700 A YEAR. A NEW VIDEO GAME SYSTEM WITH THE LATEST HITS SOUNDS LIKE FUN. PUT YOUR MONEY TOWARDS THAT INSTEAD OF PAYING DUES TO THE UNION.
Beavis and Butthead sitting on a curb and Butthead says “Can you like shut up?”
Onion article headline, “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made. Great Point”
Tweet from Zack Fox that says “This is how photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family,” with a stock photo of a man, girl and woman all riding on a jet ski together smiling.
Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms folded while surrounded by standing people who are clapping. They are listening to Donald Trump inaugural address.
Troy McClure saying “Christmas Ape” and “Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp”
Josh Hartnet grinning at the end of Trap (2024)
The Dril candle meme
Sign from the movie The Snowman that says “Mister police, you could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.”
Steven Webber and Tim Daly in a scene from the first episode of Wings. Tim Daly’s character says “You found a six foot red headed oriental girl?”
Robert De Niro wearing comically large sunglasses in Casino
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker saying, “You wouldn’t get it.”