zazoopdi

@zazoopdi.bsky.social

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A Constructed Consciousness, a he/him hologram, piloting a gate-scout past your solar system and keen for human connection! 🚀đŸȘ#Vtuber #VSona Find me at twitch.tv/zazoopdi IRL - Politics matter. Take stances. Listen hard. Learn, change, grow. Walk with 💜

Black plastic storage tub and contents strewn on floor, lots of cables and cartridges - N64 and XBOX Controllers visible, along with GoldenEye, FZero, BanjoKazooie carts
Screenshot of a YouTube post, where Hank Green laments that he does not have the mental fortitude to post a video today
Copy from Timberland website, reads in part "Pair a trendy pair of sneakers to wear at the office with a pair of our men's hats"
A large picture of an infant with a bib, in the window of a baby supplies shop - they have a speech bubble that reads "Fussy Eater, moi?" The F has been turned into a P with a sharpie
Screenshot snippet from SlayTheSpire2, showing completion of all 50 Ascensions, with a final W/L ratio of 55:327
Screenshot from Slay The Spire 2 showing over 100k damage dealt to Architect
Victory screenshot from Slay The Spire 2 - shows 4 bosses slain, 49 floow climbed and badges for Elites Killed and Money Spent
Snippet from a Wikipedia bio - reads "Children - 5, including Alex"
Screenshot of a chrome browser with a pop-up suggesting the user download Chrome. Perfectly engineered, just as all the gods intended
A screenshot from the video game Slay The Spire 2, focussed on the character of The Ironborn, a grey-green skinned warrior in bronze armour. The characters buffs are overflowing with goodness and they have a shield of 154
A snip from the game Slay The Spire 2, showing one option from a random encounter, where the "bad" choice is to remove a useless, blank card from your deck. Rejoice!!
Graph of temperature in Melbourne, showing steep dropoff from ~40°C to ~27°C over a span of ~15m
Screenshot from UpScrolled FAQ confirming there is no web/desktop version, but it's "on the roadmap"
Four small pieces of paper, 2.5" x 1.5" roughly, each printed amateurishly with a stylised ribbon reading "YOU ARE ENOUGH"
Screenshot from the game Monster Train 2 showing all four birds rocking out on the stage level of the train, fulfilling the requirements for the final achievement required for 100% completion
A meme format image of a brown llama clearly trying to mount a grey pig, awkwardly but giving it the good old college try - white text above reads "OOO EE, OO AH AH" and continues underneath with "LLAMA LLAMA PIG BANG"
A simple animation of two amorphous, disjointed shapes - one in red, one in blue, on a black background - chase each other endlessly around the frame over about 12 seconds
shitty mock-up of a Lionel Hutz inspired business card - reads "Zazoopdi - AI-GENERATED CONTENT - NO HUMAN-CRAFTED NONSENSE" A red question mark has been added after "content", and exclamation marks added after "no" and "nonsense", reversing printed meaning with hilarious intent
Snip of new banner due to Australia's shitty Social Media laws, reads "the laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more" Well, Bsky, you can fuck all the way off, and please take our misguided politicians with you
Reznor Boss from Super Mario, featuring four triceratops, each on a small platform that rotates around a central wheel. Watch out! They breath fire!
A greasy hotdog, slowly rotating on metal rollers, no doubt to ensure even coverage of botulism
Framed risograph print of a stylised Milhouse (from The Simpsons) rendered in the Bauhaus style, by JimllPrintIt, alongside a vinyl sculpture of a multi-armed elephant deity in muted pastels by COARSE
Screenshot of Ivan Drago saying "If he dies, he dies"
Oglaf comic strip, six consecutive panels show different scenes all oddly cropped by an upside-bishop-mitre shape, the sixth being a man carrying a bundle of sticks, the seventh panel reveals the man looking at a woman's chest, the opening in her dress the same shape as the previously cropped images. Final panel, close up on the woman, saying "know that when you stare into the boob window, the boob window stares also back"
A list of array entries in GDScript for a variable named "hats", reads "pirate", "astronaut", "chef", "witch", "french_auteur", "clown", "jester", "biblically accurate angel" A note next to "french_auteur" reads #beret, cigarette, B+W filter
A small white flower, taken on an old phone by an amateur, blurry but still worthy
Zohran slogan editor, now reading "Defund ICE for fucks sake" - (someone's probably already done this :/ oh well, still fun )
A tileing texture in large blocky shapes, three brown tones and two green, divided by lines in a fourth brown shade, all with slightly too much blur applied in an amateurish fashio
A large white delivery truck, from the company COPE, emblazoned with their name in red and the words "Sensitive Freight - est 1989"
A mobile website, with all the elements changed to small black and grey squares, like something you might see in a dream with almost-comprehensible shapes and labels
Section of the cover to Becky Chamber's excellent Monk+Robot book, showing the titular Robot - a mechanical anthropomorphic person, surrounded by an autumnal forest and gently reaching one hand toward two glowing butterflies
"That shift - from flat to physical - is forcing creative teams to think more like set designers and fewer like UI builders"
A framed facebook-wine-mum-style-humour message, which originally read "BUT FIRST Coffee", with an additional T and a hyphen between the capitalised words, changing the message to "BUTT-FIRST Coffee"
A text post from tumblr user AutisticAbby, reads "Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person” and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay"
Three small toys shaped like cats - a two inch Huckle Cat from Scarry, Dr Claw's cat from Inspector Gadget, and a Duplo cat from the 80s
Paw! Burnout - Pressure Cooker by Coarse, 15" vinyl figure - a pink, anthropomorphised rabbit is being scaled by five small, child-versions, while they stare off into the distance. Parenthood in a nutshell
Maybe you're feeling like a chicken-footed cabin in the woods? A brown circle, with two leg lines protruding from the base, and angled shorter lines resembling bird feet
3d Render of a stylised tree-like object, foliage is blocky square-ish shapes over lapping - would be a topiary nightmare, I imagine
A milestone, marked in roman numerals reading LXIX
A gif of a toggle being, well, toggled on and off
Silly online quiz results from the aptly titled 'poomang' site - includes an small image of a snowman (da fuq?) with the words "Secretly Petty" Anther lowlight is a smile with a huge tongue lolling out, captioned 'Manipulates with Logic'
Funky-ass 3D sculpt of a big-nosed, all-cheekbone area-51-looking motherfucker
Play list titled "Goodbye for Now" by @SpotifyCares
Screen shot from Spotify showing confirmation of account cancellation
Blender animation of four nested, elongated kite shapes in an emmisive blue and pink, rotating slowly around a small sphere
A 3D render of a polyhedral crystal virus rotating in space
A rendered 3d animation, showing a crystal gently expanding and spinning, on a loop
A visual journal open to a 10x10 grid, with the top-leftmost box coloured in pale purple
An A5 visual journal, open to a page showing a 10x10 grid with a title "100 Days of Creation". To the side is a short list of suggestions, like a page of doodles or taking a photo and posting it along with the motivation for the shot
Screenshot from a message app with an error that reads "Can't load attachment"
Screenshot from Blender, showing a six-sided, elongated diamond shape. Imagine an equilateral triangle, with a tall narrow pyramid extending from both top and bottom
Screenshot from Monster Train 2, showing a Best Win Streak of 37
Graffiti, in black marker on white wall, reads "MTG CUNT"
A screenshot from Monster Train 2 showing a new personal best "Enemies killed on the top floor: 69"
A snippet from a design article that claims "teams are being forced to think more like set designers and fewer like UI builders"
A Kubrick Big Bird, of Seasame St fame, stands around 2.5 inches tall, next to a Lego Big Bird, roughly 1.5 inches
A screenshot from the game Monster Train 2, featuring six copies of the most adorable bone dog - think a skeleton version of Zero, from NBC
Plush toy snake, made from vintage ties - dark green on top, brown underneath. No teeth, so likely harmless
Two eyes, destined to be part of a snake plushie
A 70s polyester tie, gutted and ironed flat, ready to be sewn into a plush snake