zazzro

@zazzro.bsky.social

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M / black / 22 / artist / goofball / #zazzroart [DON'T USE MY SHIT FOR AIGEN.] ⚠ art and reposts will be saucy ⚠ (no porn tho.) * There is a new rock by the water. https://zazzyzazzro.straw.page/

cruddy doodle of jeanette on a cruddy couch: "there's no summer pic this year, its too fuckin hot!! im not going out there!!!" in protest to a summer drawing for 2026. next to her is a thermostat that reads "97 degrees (fahrenheit)"
the cork from new super mario bros ds
the "FOUND YOU" message from SONIC2011.
strawpage question: how did you find out you liked plus sized women?
strawpage screenshot: a VERY CUTE DRAWING OF JEANETTE AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH with "her head lowkey kinda big. sorry" BUT ITS SO AWESOME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
a strawpage question: " will u plz share moar art? <:3c "
various doodles of X (or Sonic.exe). from left to right: X pointing and laughing at something, presumably the viewer, exclaiming "HA HA LMAO" with the jumbled ransom note-esque fonts from Sonic 1. X giving a sinister glare to the camera with red text and an arrow above him saying "bro FOR REAL thinks he's god" (please ignore his shitty hand.) to the right is a silhouette of X with white dots for his pupils, with white lines streaming down the entire silhouette. above him only reads "HELLO."
@jenuki.bsky.social's morgana suffering from a bit of a mishap on the job...! her arm is falling off and she's losing balance! telle looks ready to catch her hand though...
strawpage question: What's Yellow's favorite thing to do?
a strawpage drawing of jeanette looking more wide than usual.
strawpage question: "what kind of genre would your series take? would be a slice of life or more action-y?"
strawpage question: "how much drink can yellow swallow"
strawpage question: "did you get a drawing with 2 characters standing in the wind? not sure if I'm drawing too detailed for it to send properly 💔" (i did get the drawing. i love it. thank you i love you)
strawpage question: "What is your gender?" a screenshot of my bluesky header, with the "M" in my bio superimposed and featuring a red circle around it. I Wonder What The Answer Is.
a strawpage drawing with a message: "Hi Zazz Ro. i feel so lost. things were so simple before. I hope you've been well. 'Tamanegi Flava!' " the message is accompanied with a picture of Parappa!
ITS ELIANNA ITS ELIANNA ITS ELIANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
strawpage question: "How did you get the name zazzro?"
7 GRAND DAD
strawpage question: "What's your favorite Pokemon?"
strawpage question: what is the main plot/story of ######### (my oc "verse")?
strawpage screenshot: "How did you sleep last night? Any cool dreams? ever consider a dream journal blog?"
a strawpage question: "Why do you mainly use MS Paint when you draw?"
a remake of that one christmas card jeanette from like. uh. 2021 i think? i dont remember. its very much not finished because the second one is literally not fully lined. also theres a few arrows pointed to jeanette saying "fix this in csp" and "also fix this"
jeanette and elianna sharing too many drinks for 2026. jeanette is wearing a nice purple dress while elianna wears a golden one. jeanette is holding a single wine glass (though it looks broken in her hand...) while elianna is popping open two whole bottles of champagne. above the two morons reads "HAPPY 2026." happy new year!
a strawpage question, "out of all your ocs, who is the strongest?" to the left of the question, elianna is kneeing the shit out of a nonspecific bag at full force.
my sona (a black cat creature thing) holding the shoulder of an exact copy of my sona on the right the sona is thinking to himself "dude i think im a fraud i cant push myself to do anything right i might be washed" on the left the sona is grabbing the right's shoulder and speaking so loudly that his text superimposes what he is thinking. "you're overthinking it man just draw what makes you happy" with the word "(titties)" in an incredibly small and hard to read size.
various sketches of Foxy the Pirate from Five Nights at Freddy's, two of them serious and the rest are all goofy as shit
4 different cropped drawings of jeanette and elianna, all in what can be assumed to be sexy poses so that my wing can go ding. im not posting the full versions of any of them because i am evil
jeanette with her hair styled to look like cat ears
jeanette wearing a big t shirt and socks. one sock is longer than the other. now despite the fact that her crotch is visible here i actually did not intend for this to be that raunchy. her whole pussy is not out, grow up.
simple doodle of jeanette. i got lazy drawing her hands so i just didnt draw them the fat broad that she is
a strawpage question. "Where did the Yellow doppelganger come from?" the strawpage question is shrouded in shadow.
jeanette and elianna in halloween costumes. jeanette is dressed as Morrigan from Darkstalkers, while Elianna is dressed in a simpler angelic white dress.
hi cruise elroy
a strawpage question: "Does yellow have a rival?" yellow stands with an annoyed expression. to the left of him stands the doppelganger from a previous art post (with a screenshot of said art post.) the doppelganger's hand is covered in the same dark matter material that its wings were made of in the full drawing. (fun fact: the "eyes" on its face are not actually its eyes. it sees through the wings.)
strawpage question: "why was yellow banned from money?" yellow stands smugly in front of a very expensive looking car. yellow: "ladies and gents, check out the yellow-mobile." before yellow can finish his sentence, jeanette angrily asks "WHY AM I MISSING $240,000 FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT"
im gonna be honest with you i made this back in like 2022 and i thought don's pfp was the funniest fucking thing ever thats why its everywhere on the title screen
elianna in 2 pretty dresses that show off both halves of her powers. on the left, she wears a blue lightning themed dress while her left hand is conjuring a steady field of electricity. on the right, she's wearing a fire-themed dress while engulfing her right hand in flames. (it doesnt hurt its okay.) (this drawing also uses her older hairstyle by the way. i should draw her using her powers more. haha...)
a strawpage question: "Who is your MOST favorite out of your ocs?" the current answer goes to both jeanette and elianna, who are all over this image. by the bottom right, the two are shoving each other angrily, while beside that they're posing and smiling with glee. on the top right, an enraged elianna is glaring at jeanette, who's saying "haha lol haha heehee damn elie ur tits have gotten fucking huge you total milkmachine cow" on the bottom right, a very unamused elianna is holding a tacky looking sweater, exclaiming "thaaaaaaanks, jean. (as if i'm going to wear this.)" next to jeanette, who has a smile of questionable intent.