zebbs

@zebbs.bsky.social

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🍉🟦☮️🏳️‍⚧️Bicycle enjoyer. Rocket surgeon. Kitchen witch. Alpha gal. Freakin' Eurekan. Kind of nerdy.

Me paying five dollars for gas because they wouldn't just arrest some fucking pedophiles.
Yall, Tetra will dress like this even in Florida, in August. Send help.
"my son turned out fine" ma'am your daughter is. (100% on a bunch of kinky test results, which are cropped but you can totally tell what it's from)
girls, burger or pizza?
It's the Flex Tape meme. salesman is labeled "LYFT" and he slaps $10 off on a leak that's labeled "KANSAS TRANS DRKVEFS HAVING LICENSES REVOKED"
Я. Москва. Пицца Хат. 1994 г.
but loss is 4 panels. i know, but it still fits the pattern. but... loss is 4 panels.
My doge smiling in front of a big green frogge statue.
some templates for messages you can send
Some protest posters: "GOP = Guardians of Pedos", and "Gravy seals go home"
@thereclaimed ICE is not the gestapo. ICE is the descendant of slave patrols. ICE is the descendant of the indigenous child abductors for boarding schools. ICE is the descendant of the Jim Crow South law enforcement. ICE is the descendent of night riders. Before the U.S looks to anyone else's history to equate what ICE is like, the U.S. needs to remember its own history. And remember that many modern day atrocities were inspired by how this country treated its marginalized.
a screenshot of a tweet by @geanie714: Dear ICE agents; Your contract says you don't get the $50k and student loan forgiveness until after 5 consecutive years of service. That's year 2031 and truly will: 1) Be gone 2) Never pay up You’ve been conned. Thank you for your attention to this matter. -G
You wouldn't steal the president of Venezuela
The message: "We need torestablish the social and physical infrastructure to grow-our own food collectively, and distribute it equitably and accessibly based on need." people reading individualism into everything: "grow our own food"
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Terms to know... Naruto Running -- the act of running like Japanese Anime Character Naruto Uzimaki, in which a person runs very fast with their torso forward, and arms back.
ICE Trolley Problem Oh no! A trolley is headed toward 0 people. You can shoot the driver, killing 1 person. What do you do?
Renee Good's last words: "That's fine dude. I'm not mad at you. Jonathan Ross' first words after killing her: "Fucking bitch."
It's probably worth noting that for all of the right-wing narrative around Minneapolis being unsafe, there has only been one homicide in the city so far this year. It happened yesterday and was committed by a masked ICE agent!
Tetra out here rolling nat 20's
ABC: Breaking News: President Trump says the U.S. is 'going to run the country' after Venezuelan President Maduro's capture.
technically breaking pizza hut NDA by photographing this lmao
shitposting is love
100% silly
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES THE FURRY CONVENTION IS GOING WELL
ai slop is bad. this is just... dawg why. for the record my trans pride bracelet is turquoise, coral, pearl and copper. fuck your plastic beads. but still. goddamn.
MAGA-idiot: 2 + 2 = Jesus Oklahoma U replies with a smile: That's an A+ Trans person: 2 + 2 = 4 Oklahoma U replies, ugly crying: You're fired!
The University of Oklahoma Online Master's in Professional Grifting
panel 1) "YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR" panel 2) stick figure eating cereal says "he will never download a car" panel 3) [screenshot of warez site with a bunch of Tesla upgrade packs, 400-500MB a piece, for autosteer, self driving, performance upgrades, beta features, etc panel 4) [stick figure guy spitting out cereal]
panel 1) "YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR" panel 2) stick figure eating cereal says "he will never download a car" panel 3) [screenshot of warez site with a bunch of Tesla upgrade packs, 400-500MB a piece, for autosteer, self driving, performance upgrades, beta features, etc panel 4) [stick figure guy spitting out cereal]
haha funi
Curry goat rice and peas.
An electronic cable that's labeled in broken english "prog ramming cable"
News article headline: "EVANGELICAL TRUMP SUPPORTER ASKS GOD TO GIVE HER STRENGTH TO INTEGRATE PEDOPHILIA INTO HER TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN VALUES"
"Does the bicycle make women cruel?" An old timey Victorian era illustration of a woman riding a safety bicycle, running another woman the fuck over.
pickle beer
An original Intellivision, hooked up to a CRT TV, playing Burger Time.
Built Relationships With... - Assorted Transgenders - Grindcore Fans - Lesbians - 30-50 Feral Hogs - The Furry Community - Left Wing Extremists - Sex Workers Your contacts are the real "money." Network your way to success.
haha no bingo for me
Three "half cup" measuring cups. All are also marked in milliliters. One is 118 ml, one is 120 ml, one is 125 ml.
Trans women you may encounte: An alignment chart.
queer mfs be like: "let me just hang up this wrinkly flag on my wall" the pics: wrinkly ass flags
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Reba McEnrite tweeted "boots with the fur" in a selfie of her wearing furless boots and a fur coat. Twitter reply said: "Okay this is the first time I have considered that the boots themselves did not have the fur" Tumblr reply said: "Interesting implications vis a vis the Reeboks with the straps"
It's a restaurant order ticket. Guest is "2 GIRLS". The order is for "1 CALAMARI".
It's a pill minder.
water bottle with a sticker that says "working bunnies"
lockout/tagout it's just chastity for robot girls
When you take The Kink Test(tm) and get "100% silly".
a tupperware full of musubis
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It's a meme stolen from facebook. Simply says "suck her dick make her feel pretty."
some guy: "I know your not into men but you have some cute little breasts" me: "thanks. i grew them myself, with estrogen, and pizza" some guy: "Pizza, would have thought"
THIS IS NOT MARINARA OKAY I DONT KNOW THE NAME BUT IS FOR MEET AT BALLS 12-28
"I won't abandon you when your mental illness acts up." need me a freak like this
"A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak." --Donald J. Trump
Two people say the same thing: "I just want to be left alone and live a peaceful, happy life." MAGA cartoon reacts to the conservative cis man, saying "HELL YEAH, PATRIOT! 2A RIGHTS ALL THE WAY!" MAGA cartoon reacts to the trans girl, saying "NO! RED FLAG LAWS NOW! YOU'RE MENTALLY ILL! BRING BACK THE ASYLUMS!"
Women: Boob sweat sucks. Men: Ball sweat is worse. Trans girls: 🖕🫩🖕