Zedyrbyrt Khanbyrnsyn

@zedyrbyrtk.bsky.social

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He/Him. World's nerdiest Warrior. Writer, creator, coffee drinker on the autism spectrum. Talks too much about heavy metal, Final Fantasy, Monster Hunter, and Transformers. Unapologetic Golbez simp. Bigots and GenAI can piss off. 🤘🎶

Wheeljack, please don't.
Zedyrbyrt looking out at the Tuliyollal cityscape. A new day begins and he's ready to seize it.
Painkiller by Judas Priest
The GOAT. The one and only Golbez, Clad in Darkness.
Jimbei tells it like it is. "Is that all you've got? Tired old racism?"
*insert Shulk screaming here*
Rest easy, our friend.
Give 'em the stick DON'T GIVE 'EM THE FUCKING STICK!
That is indeed Dunban over there.
Kekekekek
Golbez drawn by Yoshitaka Amano.
The true emperor takes his throne. GLORY TO THE LIEGE MAXIMO!
The true emperor takes his throne. GLORY TO THE LIEGE MAXIMO!
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
Zedyrbyrt gives you the seal of approval.
Moe agrees!
Springer's got better things to do tonight.
Seriously what the hell did I just read.
POV: Megatron about to get his ass wrecked by Optimus Prime.
Wheeljack, half transformed, saying "it's time to jack off." ...there's a time and place, Jackie.
Zedyrbyrt Khanbyrnsyn, seconds away from getting blasted by meteors via a very ticked off Yan. Oh dear.
TRUCK CAB WITH LEGS AND FEET
Me when there's no chips left.
Legacy Armada Optimus Prime asserts dominance over Legacy Animated Optimus Prime and Classics 2006 Optimus Prime.
ZEDYRBYRT HAS A GUN, RUUUUUN
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" written in the Pokopia font.
Twin Peaks, HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
I love them. They are stupid but they're my stupid.
ZA WARUDO
They got better things to do tonight then die.
Zedyrbyrt (and Puff of Darkness!), decked out for Valentine's Day. It's saturday night, he has no date, a 2 liter bottle of root beer, and an all Dio mixtape. Let's rock.
Carnivac, Springer, Ironfist, Override, Hot Shot, TFA Optimus, TFA Prowl
*Laughs in the Alignment*
IT TAKES STRENGTH TO BE GENTLE AND KIND, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT
Mhmm, so tasty!
Zedyrbyrt after taking the crown in Fall Guys for the first time.
Eorzea's own Chuck Norris, the illustrious Godbert Manderville.
Smol Smol, smol, smol, smol, SMOL. ANGRY VERY, VERY ANGRY
Jhiaxus from the Transformers Generation 2 comic, scowling like he clearly doesn't want to be here.
Pharaoh Man ain't having it.
Character Profile for Zedyrbyrt Khanbyrnsyn. All jobs leveled up to the cap of 100.
Cover art for Judas Priest's album Painkiller, featuring the titular character on his badass motorcycle above apocalyptic ruins and the JP logo.
Golbez from Final Fantasy IV, as drawn by Yoshitaka Amano.
Shockwave screaming "birth."
Golbez from Final Fantasy IV, illustrated by Yoshitaka Amano
Coud Van Giruet, striking a pose on the first volume of Elemental Gelade.
Zedyrbyrt Khanbyrnsyn, Warrior of Light and professional steak chef.