Zeiteks

@zeiteks.bsky.social

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Warlock main He/Him

Kamille Bidan plush for $137 + shipping
Screenshot of the Taco Bell menu showing the crunchwrap and beefy 5 layer burrito
Derek Smith, political director for UFCW local 324, told LAist that workers were overseeing too many self-check out lanes, sometimes as many as five or six.
A jewbelong billboard that says if you think turbulence is scary try wearing a Jewish star
My girlfriends dog, Lowkey staring at us
A pokemon machine with a warning that the items have purchase limits and the machine will go into lockout if too much product is purchased, the machine is out of all of the chase products
A book cover that says "Everything I don't like is woke A book for basic dickheads" On the cover a young boy points to an engine and says "this engine is woke"
Mick mouse from kingdom hearts "They beating ur ass in the QRTs"
Yamada from "smoking behind the supermarket with you" smugly smiling with the text "smug" floating above her
Hans moleman from the Simpsons: I need the shittiest take you have. No, that's too shitty.
My Girlfriends dog, Lowkey.
Three panel comic by smoothdunk Panel 1. "I want to control the population by murdering brown folks" Panel 2 "fuck you" Panel 3 "oh-ho-ho! My good fellow, control thine self. I twill notteth giveth credence to one whoms coarse language offends mine genocidal sensibilities and whatnot"
Discord screenshot of me saying Customer: Hey man how's it going can you get me a cup Me, looking up from the pool of human blood I am currently cleaning up: hey man can you ask someone else