Zeldrake

@zeldrake.bsky.social

186 Followers 323 Following

Splaaaaaaat You can expect retweets to be cool art, and own posts to be silly plaza shenanigans. learning japanese very poorly pfp by @stracciatella.bsky.social

"you forgot to booyah back" in the splatoon plaza
a lizard with antlers???
"That and all the money's gone. Vibe finance" (money goes down)
Limited-Edition Fried Chicken 98 yen/100g
women are cringe -> empathy is cringe -> I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality -> FULL CLOWN MODE, there's a male loneliness epidemic
I fall under the Octo Shower boss in S2 story mode and clip through the floor and fall after Marie tells me to not stand under the shower
discord backpedaling a hundred yards
gOoGlE tIpS aNd UpDaTe: lEt gOogLe Ai hELp cUPid tHiS vALeNtiNeS dAY
many people outside an EB Games
someone out there is doing it worse than you and they're using chatgpt to do it
bonking a ball and it flies way further than I was aiming for but somehow bounces perfectly back into the other hole
viper going from evp 60, to 40, to 20
baiting a zoomy fish so it cuddles up to the next one for a clean onehit in record time
five fingers holding a pen
Shayshay's post is visible in the Splatoon plaza
10x of the Pixel Shiver sticker from Side Order
CeilingFan is Level 647
A screenshot of SWGB. But it's in a high resolution, and Geonosian Troopers and AT-M6s are visible, none of which were in SWGB:CC. Additionally, a Jet Trooper can be seen creating in the top left, which is a unit that didn't exist. Nor did these tree types
image of octoling
smallfry is very eager to tuck into a pile of cookies
Create a New Layer: scribbles 3
corner of foyer is standable with boost pad upward (+marina graffiti on other concealed side of column)
ceilingfan is level 590. not level 596
Shay's art appearing in the splatoon plaza
cheesing a side order level by staying on the rail on the side
big boom make five fishies go bye-bye
I splat the aerospray and they continue to paint. Apparently
solo wipeout into all of us running the rainmaker
video of me failing with kraken
Showcase of the right click option which says "See #Splatoon3 posts by user"
I'll leave POLITICS out when my IDENTITY isn't considered POLITICS! there is no neutral
The post from Kaybee is visible in the plaza
CeilingFan is Level 568!
A picture of Zeldrake's OC. They have headphones, a colorful purple-cyan-black jacket, and some snazzy shoes in a lighthearted pose
I'M LEVEL 558!
seeing back to school posts is jarring as an alcoholic adult
CeilingFan: I'm Level 544!
Marie feet brought to you by some random Pixiv artist + Japanese that I can't read
Hi, I'm really Gay & Tired
shoutout to that girl who always draws fanfic of herself x marie [note: that's Pearlwoomy herself who I'm replying to] gotta be one of my favorite genders
You got a new badge! Try it out on your Splashtag - the new badge being the Tableturf Battle Dojo Max Level Champ, reached by beating all (non-DLC) characters three times on their hardest difficulty
I'm Level 545!
I'm Gandalf. And Gandalf means me!
CeilingFan: I'm Level 538!
Autistic and PROUD
CeilingFan saying he is Level 529
Shayshay's art in the Splatoon plaza
i wish you a yaoi christmas + a happy new year
Happy Birthday Shay - Splatoon plaza art that she herself made
I'm Level 517!
CeilingFan: I'm Level 510!
Move, I'm Gay
Ultra Stamp is activated and the player walks over to the elevator, which normally goes up when you stand on it. It does not go up, and the room collapses shortly after.
A Smallfry salmonid runs around, drawing a heart shape with its ink trail
Big Man: Ay... Ay! AY! (You know what we say... You drink ink, we lip-synch! No, wait.... Shiver, Frye, help!)