Anton 🌻

@zemlanin.devua.club

25 Followers 9 Following

Немає часу на журбу // No time for sorrow [bridged from https://mastodon.devua.club/@zemlanin on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

Season 4 Midge Maisel GIF by The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Matthew Patel from “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” saying “Pirates are in this year!”

A table with dates and “Follow” columns. The dates column has a suspicious jump in values, from “2025-06-13 21:37:45” to “2026-03-13 15:42:08”

Three editions of There is no Antimemetics Division: the Spanish one, the US one, and the self-published one

Fire Stick 4K, Fire Stick 4K Select, Roku Streaming Stick 4K, original Chromecast, Chromecast 2, Chromecast 3, Chromecast with Google TV

when.st page for 02:55 AM on October 26th 2025 in Paris. There’s a note that this moment is “before time change”

A clock moves ten minutes into the future. The time now is 02:05 AM on October 26th 2025. The note says “after time change”

Spines of self-published V1 and traditionally published V2 of “There is no Antimemetics Division”

Slack integration

With when.st’s Slack app, everyone can see their local time right in the chat whenever somebody shares a when.st link

Disgusted Rigby from Regular Show

Safari with “git” in the address bar which is autocompleted to githubstatus.com

Sublime Text with positions.ts file opened. With apologies to screen readers, the view of the file reads:

const order3ByStatement = db.prepare(
`WITH t(position) AS (VALUES (?), (?), (?))
SELECT position FROM t ORDER BY position ASC;`,
);

t.test("getMidpointPosition", async (t) => {
good(t, "0", "z", "U");
good(t, "A", "E", "C");
good(t, "G", "G", "GU");
good(t, "0", null, "V");
good(t, "0", "1", "0U");
good(t, "0A", "1", "0a");
good(t, "0", "RR", "D");
good(t, "000", "0001", "0000U");
good(t, "000", "0002", "0001");
good(t, "000", "0001", "0000U");
good(t, "z", "z", "zU");
good(t, "z", "", "zU");
good(t, "z", null, "zU");
good(t, "z", "z1", "z0U");
good(t, "z", "z0U", "z0F");
good(t, "z", "z01", "z00U");
good(t, "y", undefined, "z");
good(t, "U", "", "k");
good(t, "zz", undefined, "zzU");
good(t, "za", undefined, "zn");
good(t, "z", "zz", "zU");

bad(t, "0", "0");
bad(t, "0", "00");
bad(t, "0", "0000");
bad(t, "00", "00");
bad(t, "000", "0");
bad(t, "x", "0");
bad(t, "K", "K0");
bad(t, "", "");
bad(t, "", null);
bad(t, "", "X");
});

This sadly only works on youtube, but at least on Nebula you can watch knowing you have broken out of the black hole of self-perception. You have transcended beyond youtube.

0 days since it was DNS

(It’s always DNS)

Eric Andre Show’s “Who Killed Hannibal” meme

We are updating the Terms of Service for YouTube Premium, YouTube Music Premium and YouTube Premium Lite subscriptions ("Terms").

…

• Clarifying that your subscription access should be predominantly from the country where you signed up.

Oof size: Large

@jcoglan.com
those are still flattery. a key problem here
is that the calibration of what counts as
sycophancy is being set by americans

Matt Novak
"You'll notice small, genuine touches like 'Good
question' or 'Great start,' not flattery. Internal
tests show no rise in sycophancy compared to
the previous GPT-5 personality."

UpIsNotJump in knight armor holding balloon “10”. As he let go of the zero, it floats away, and he’s only left with one out of ten

You are not serious people.

Spotify’s “New releases for you” row:
- “Rotten” by Set It Off
- “ROTTEN X3” by ONI INC., Berried Alive, Enter The Animus

I got it off Ukrainian Etsy.

Inertia by Pendulum, releases on 22 August 2025

Zhabohadyuking
(noun, slang, ironic)
[From Ukrainian: zbaba (frog) + hadyuka (viper)
+ English-style suffix -ing]

Definition: A messy, absurd conflict in which
both sides are equally awful, toxic, or ridiculous.

• Shitshows where every participant sucks.
• Political slap fights between clowns.
• Situations so cringe and cursed they feel like
a cursed animal mating ritual

Origin: The term comes from a Ukrainian
expression “the frog is screwing the viper” (їбала жаба гадіоку) — a vulgar, folkloric way of saying "this is a hideous match-up no one asked for."

Alright, Kuchi Kopi, let’s try this again.

In American railway culture, we electrify, I don’t know, a place where you can breath, or can’t breath rather, the tunnel. That’s what’s electrified. And they’ve electrified what was close and convenient. But maybe that’s, you know, an easy thing — That’s a classic decision making management strategy, right? You do the easy part first, and then you never have to do the hard part, cause you just don’t bother — And nothing bad will happen, right?! — Nothing bad can ever happen — Right

- Increased data analysis accuracy by 30% using advanced Python and LLMs, resulting in more reliable NLP solutions for the business.
- Improved backend functionality by 40% with Node.js and ExpressJS, resulting in faster data
communication and management, leading to increased overall system efficiency
- Enhanced patient data processing efficiency by developing a robust healthcare application using Python, FastAPl, resulting in a 30% reduction in processing time for medical records.

- Auto checks for author page changes
- Auto links to author's Mastodon

зате не скучно // on the other hand, not bored

@maksymeristavi: people should really educate themselves on the ribbentrop-molotov colonial pact because this is exactly what has just happened again in Saudi Arabia between russians and americans.

Screenshot of “Recommended for today” row in Spotify. The row has two albums:
1. Lemon Amigos by In Search of Sun, with a lemon slice with horns and a tail drawn around it
2. Candyland by Unprocessed, with an apple on a stick candied with caramel looking like a skull

Screenshot of timezone selector map on when.st

Zelenskyy sitting behind a microphone with subtitles saying “Well, this is complete bullshit. Sorry, but really.”

For historical reasons, document.all is an object that in the following ways behaves like undefined:

It is loosely equal to undefined and null.
It is falsy in boolean contexts.
Its typeof is "undefined".

These special behaviors ensure that code like:

if (document.all) {
// Assume that we are in IE; provide special logic
}
// Assume that we are in a modern browser

Will continue to provide modern behavior even if the code is run in a browser that implements document.all for compatibility reasons.

May 26th 2023, two messages from me:
- “Dead Poet Society, but female vocal” with a link to MORE by The Warning
- “The Warning, but male vocal” with a link to .getawayfortheweekend. by Dead Poet Society